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Oh? You're movie sold better, did it?

He should make a HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US movie. It's gonna sell like hotcakes!

>tfw i bought the one ticket

I didnt spend any money or time to make one so technically i profited more

>You're movie

What did Shia mean by this?

t. shia

I met him at one of those. He's a manlet too.

Why does everyone hate Shia all of a sudden?

>Why does everyone hate...
>Sup Forums

There's your answer, fishbulb.

there are like 5 threads already use the catalog you hack

He outed himself as a lolcow with his anti trump "art" exhibit

i once made a film as a student and 6 people watched it

technically i'm a better filmmaker

You know that little weasley faggot gets transformer and spielberg checks, right?

massive liberal attention whore. also fuck the transformers movies

pretentious fuck who thinks he's too big to merely be an actor. He thinks of himself as art

He's a lolcow, been producing milk for months now and he just keeps on giving.

>1 ticket
>a single ticket
>with the No Singles policy in theaters

Obvious fake news

He's been easy to hate for a while now user.

>he badmouthed our daddy, BAWWWWW
neck yourself, faggot.

Was that the same time that Sup Forums outed themselves as a bunch of shitskins?

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we had a really excellent opening weekend in one theater but then a really shitty 4 city expansion, but even our worst city we had 62 people show up so yes, yes it did.

and i'm sending this story to all of my friends because it really does make me feel better about everything.

wait, you can't go to the cinema in UK if you go alone?

It might have been a two-for-one deal. They do that sometimes for new films as a marketing gimmick

>he doesn't know

i dont consider the attention towards him as hate. hes an adversary of the internet and regularly contributes memes. i dont think people hate him

my movie actually only sold one less ticket

>lolcow with his anti trump "art" exhibit
>lolcow
why do alt-right faggots type like mentally stunted neckbeard autists

T-The new king of J U S T?

only if you have your singles license

its basically a safety procedure. Theaters started doing it after public shootings became so common. Owners figure that singles are the most likely to be the culprits. Honestly, its not that bad, if you want to see a film but have nobody to go with they're are some apps over here that let you connect with other singlets

t-thanks big brother

he's a piece of shit just like his pedophile dad

Has he been in anything decent other than his breakthrough movie Disturbia ?

Transformers sucked, Indy 4 sucked insanely...

Holes.

newfag

It's to avoid theater shootings like they have in america.

Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

People are jealous he had sex with megan fox.

Shia that was 10 years ago, now you're homeless in the woods and constantly get your gay protest flag stolen while Megan fox constantly cucks her husband.

SHUT IT DOWN

Well I thought he was being ironic and then with all of the HWNDU shit he outed himself as your typical leftist retard

what did this newfag mean by this?

Name one culture that didn't develop its own dialect.

The plot summary on Wikipedia sounds interesting.

nymphomaniac

It's an internet slang term that has been around since the Bush administration

>Sup Forums brings the races of the world together for the greater good

>Sup Forums is a racist Nazi white supremacist internet website!
>almost every Sup Forumsack at HWNDU was an asian/arab/pooinloo

learn 2 read

>MUH DRUMPF
Nigger, people trolled him during his elevator bullshit too. That's what happens when you make yourself so vulnerable.

>only one person paid to see Shia's new movie.

AHAHAJHJAHAHAHAHAHA

he was the best part of American Honey

There's a porn site called disturrbia

no

um too much informatiooon

IDIOTS
They were contractually obliged to release it in theatres so they ran one showing in one cinema with no advertising just to fulfill the contractual obligation. Now they'll send it straight to DVD/online distributors like was always intended.
YOU RETARDS

How new are you?

what side cried sexism and a hundred other excuses when they lost bitchboy

>The film played in one location, Reel Cinema in Burnley.

>Burnley

what the shit

this has to be on purpose or something

I dont hate him, he brought me so much joy for like 2 and a half weeks. I just enjoy watching him fail.

Vietnam fucking shits.

Hi, Shia.

>BAWWWWWWW B-B-BUT THE ELECSHUNS
You can't live in 2016 forever, faghat.

Heh

Had a 1 minute animation at a film festival and had 5 friends come to see it so yes

*divides your path*

I heard that Shia's abandonded HWNDU.
Now he's going to Norway and is going to live in a cabin in an art museum for a month.
I can't believe that Sup Forums managed to troll a former Disney channel star. I can't wait to see what shenanigans happen next.

Someone crown him already.

F•P•B•P

I made a silly martial arts movie in my town with friends, we gathered like 200 people, it wasn't for free.

>get caught plagiarizing
>double down on your retardation so it looks like it's all some big performance art piece

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The sad part is that someone decided to see that movie alone

>You are movie

Yeah, it's surprisingly great. For the first half hour or so I thought he was just shitposting and being ironic about MUH MURRINES, but then I realized what the movie was really about and the feels hit me hard!

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wasn't this movie released in the US more than a year ago now?

can't divide your audience if only 1 person goes to it

He's literally a psychopath

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Is he a good actor, Sup Forums?

Was he dropped on the head as a baby? Because the top of his skull (parietal/frontal lobes) is way too depressed for it to have happened naturally as a result of the closure of his cranial sutures.

a literal psychopath wouldn't care about Trump
t. a literal psychopath

>$11.51

Is there a link?

oh shit is a real synopsis?

>all of a sudden?

He's been a whiny, uncharismatic faggot since forever. The only reason he even has a career is 1. He's a kike and 2. Spielberg
Look at him, does he strike you as a lead actor?

He's just your typical schizoid jew. Nothing new

those nuns that don't talk, or do they shitpost too?

I really liked him in Fury.

I once made a Boba Fett movie with action figures in Middle School and charged about a dozen my friends $2 each to watch it, so technically I'm a more successful filmmaker than Shia.

>he hasn't seen Holes

just turn your brain off to be honest

I thought he was Cajun

What kinda name is "Shia" honeslty?

>black man being oppressed by evil whitey cause he got that white woman's loving paralleled by a Jewish savior and genius who must carry a gypsy to the top of the mountain, all the boys dindu nuffin: the movie

We won. 8 more years

I once made a movie with my cats when I was 6 and I made $40 off it.