Dear British teagobblers

Dear British teagobblers,
You have notoriously bad cuisine in general- everyone knows this.
This, however looks intriguing to me.
How often do you eat this heart attack on a plate?
What does a decent full elnglish breakfast cost at a cafe or wherever the fuck you people eat in the morning?
Is the photo a pretty accurate representation or are there variations on it?
Thanks and have a jolly fucking good day( or night) Pip Pip Cherio and whatnot.

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god i wish that was me

Germans should have dropped cook books on those motherfuckers.

Burger here

Man I'd eat that shit every day and die at 50 with a smile on my face instead of the lame ass egg whites and sugar free oatmeal my fat ass girlfriend has had us on for the past month

There are variations, but that's pretty much how it usually looks. People ususlly only have it if they're staying in a b&b or something. Price varies but usually pretty reasonable. Yes, it is gross but taste ok every once in a while.

Also, fyi, no British people use words like "pip pip cheerio".

Well, it's a full breakfast, how often you eat it depends on the person. I don't eat it too often but it's tasty. It's pretty accurate, but you can of course customize it a little. This is probably one of the most traditional representations though. I'd say you can get it from anywhere between £8.99p and £14.99 depending on plate size? I generally cook it myself though.

It's the perfect hangover cure made some this morning myself minus the black pudding. At a greasy spoons you'll get that for around 6 quid plus a pint of OJ or smth in a pub prolly cost a tenner or so

>egg whites and sugar free oatmeal
wat

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german food is the worst in europe bud

What are the black circles? Everything looks good except for whatever that is.

I had pretty much exactly that for breakfast today. About £7 or so.

There's a biker cafe near me that does this sorta thing for like £6 it's pretty much this photo but a bit smaller, maybe 2 pieces of each

That's black pudding, which is a type of blood sausage.

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Black pudding
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding

Black pudding. It tastes even worse than it looks

Spoken like someone who has never been to the Netherlands

black pudding

black pudding, aka blood sausage. It tastes like sausage that was cooked in a cast iron pan that wasn't seasoned.

its about right , thats looks a decent breakfast

i dont drink tea and i dont use sauce on a breakfast , dont like mushrroms , tommys would be chopped

how often ? once a week and as it happened that was this morning

I dont like egg whites either.
Thry are like light beer...delivering nothing on the promise they make.

Every second day in Australia. Goes nicely with not getting stabbed for being white or having jihadists in government. Unlike londonistan.

However is German or American food any better than britbong food?

Protip, it isn't.

Signed a French Canadian

I live in Hamburgerstan and made this once on a whim (minus the blood sausage, fuck that shit) and I can't lie, it was pretty fucking spectacular. Once or twice a year thing at most. That bread is fried in the fat left over after everything else is cooked, and while being the best bread I've ever eaten, it had to be 500 calories a slice, no joke.

Yeah, I ask for toast instead of fried bread. It’s just too much.

Ive had blood sausage before...mircillo from Columbia and it wasnt bad.
The black pudding is bad though?

Thanks to the fellas that answered the pricing questions.

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How the fuck can you americans diss this breakfast and then go on and eat pancakes with bacon and maple syrup, cereal with high sugar

I ate deep fried bacon and deep fried butter once.
The deep fried bacon was perfect.

missed that bit

£5.10 in my local cafe but you can get a breakfast from 4 quid or so . However the pictured would be seen as a gut buster so could cost around the 8 to 10 quid mark given standard you get the following

1 egg
2 bacon
beans
2 toast
scoop of mushrooms
1 sas
cup of brown

its not until you are paying 6+ quid you will see black pud or hash browns unless very lucky .
Some places include a woffle instead of the hash brown and some have a portion of fried spud instead . Some also have white pudding ! .

There is not standard . Each place see fit to do what they please so you may get half a fried tomato or a full , you may get plum tommy or chopped . Bacon tends to be thick but not always and back or streaky could be on the plate .

Oddly the best breakfasts tend to be the trucker cafes or the costa del sol ... brits abroad take no shit so when they pay for a breakfast ( from 5 euro ) there had better be all the good stuff on the plate .

Pretty much every place includes 2 sausages, 2-3 rashers of bacon, 1 egg and half a tomato. The mushrooms, beans, hash brown and black and white pudding inclusion varies from place to place but you usually get at least two of those things as well. In Ireland you usually get potato bread rather than a hash brown.
I eat one every friday at work. Costs £5 (about $7?), don't care if I die of heart disease because of it, nothing is as tasty as a good fry. Pip pip cheerio,

Forgot to say, tea and toast is always included too and maybe some fried bread (which is exactly what is sounds like it is)

We have big breakfasts here but they are different

Usually biscuits and gravy, hash browms and a couple eggs...goes for around 6-8 US dolars.

In the south there usually cheese grits added to that...its like cornmeal slop with cheese in it. Its actually pretty good when made correctly.
A lot of diners run by Greek people in the midwest have some insane breakfasts...2 porkchops, 2 eggs, a biscuit with sausage gravy , toast and coffee for like 10-12 US dollars.

Photos is a typical truckers special w chickin fried steak and gravy

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>French Canadian
Nigger. You don’t have tastebuds. Your food is the worst. I’ve eaten in small African villages that have better tasting food than anything Canada can produce. Kill yourself.

Of course ive been to the nether, its all pig shaped niggers and cubic bomb spewers

i eat op pic 3 days a week, i cook my own twice a week but will go to a cafe for the social side of it. it usually costs me £6 for similar portions, 3 toasts and a big cup of tea.

every sunday i go to the pub with my friends and eat a huge sunday dinner with my mates.
>pic kind of related except i have more vegetables, a cup of tea and a glass of a water as well as much more mash and meat.

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also donkey rapists

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everytime i go to a cafe, also black pudding is amazing

that looks bloody awful

I will say i struggled both times ive been to vegas to find something id call food .

Being a Englishman we have the traditional and imports . American cuisine has passed us by as simply too poor to be sold here . An example is you may buy a chicken breast filled with smoked cheese and garlic wrapped in palma ham with salt and pepper potato wedges that are oven cooked in a mild oil drizzle ... standard fare and quality . Everything i found in the US was massively over sweet , smoothered in jizz of some sort and deconstructed such as pulled .....well everyhting . If was a shame . I hope its improved in the last few years .

>biscuits and gravy
You mean scones and porridge

Did an Amerilard just say that someone else's cuisine was bad

Some of that looks edible at least.

Need more milk. I'd be thirsty as fuck

German food is horrible. wtf are you talking about?

Fuck off bong the fryup is literally the only good thing you fucks came up with the rest of your cuisine is complete shit

If it's niggers, then at least the cooking is good. More than I can say for those bland, mayo, colored mfers and their cardboard and shit flavored food.

Clearly you have never had a decent black pudding.

Chunks of a descent, spicy black pudding washed down with a descent IPA (no, not the shit Americans think is IPA, the original, English IPA, brewed with sufficient hops that it kept on the sea voyage to the colonial outposts in India - hence the name)

> Criticizes other country's food.

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This No modern british good.

> egg whites and sugar free oatmeal
beat her ass and tell her to make you some pancakes

Nothing wrong with a steamed pudding and custard

is that black stuff coal that you burn so you can have fingers warm enough to hold a fork comfortably?

Don't be fucking stupid you twat foreigner. What about a good curry? Or a cottage pie? Or fish and chips? Or steak and kidney pudding? Or roast beef and yorkshire with gravy and roasted spuds? Or faggots and pease pudding?

We can eat whatever shit we want. We have free health care to pick up the pieces later.

We don`t have to pay a huge medical bill.

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And all that was only for an ingrown toenail

Its a sponge pud with a marmalade served with a custard

Ive tasted american shit , pancakes for breakfast ? egg and ham , whatever the fuck grits are ... no infact i expect its the run off from cleaning out a blacked kitchen drain and you are trying to tell US about food lololol

Our food was shit about 100 years ago . We embraced the world and only serve the very best from all nations . Theres a very good reason the ONLY american places here serve italian food .

Its ok , the owner will be american and sue the toenail ....

Egg whites aren't healthy. They are the part of the egg with almost no nutrients

Don't know where you are in Burgerland but I know a few places reasonably close by that have that for sale every Sunday for ~$12. None of them serve black pudding since way too many people pussy out on blood.

>recovery - 4835.91
That's right. On top of all the other services, they charge you money if you actually recover.

I can make a scone..and it aint a biscuit. American biscuits are a quickbread..not a fucking cookie.

Porridge isnt gravy either.

Yeah because theres so many fucking British restaurants exported to other countries....fish and chips and roast beef with yorkshire pudding isnt a giant fonds de cuisine, yellowtooth.

Theres almost 14 grams of protein in an eggwhite.
I dont like them, but 14 grams of protein isnt NO NUTRIENTS IDIOT

They know how to make mustard and potato salad, but that’s about it. Potato salad should t be smothered in mayonnaise

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