Hey Sup Forums what's the most valuable thing you've ever stolen

Hey Sup Forums what's the most valuable thing you've ever stolen.

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My own virginity.

Some grapes.

other people's time

Pair of sunglasses, at the time they were around $110

God damn you.

Beat me to it

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Some .556 rifle

A computer.

A girl’s virginity. And I did literally steal it, as in take against her will.

Another person's dignity

We fucking get it dude

A $100 drawing tablet

This

Just making sure

very nice user 5.56x45 is a potent round

I recorded a girl getting gang banged at a party and sent it to a few friends. By the end of the day the whole school knew. So I guess I stole her privacy, her dignity, the respect of those around her.

Your gucci yeezeez. Anyways Sup Forums I've had fun tonight. Im off for now.

A TV studio camera. There was a box behind the anchor desk that was exactly the right size, so I had to do it :)

I thought only niggers steal

A cd of nirvanas nevermind at a swap meet i stole off some mexican

a wacom or another company?

probably a bag of MCAT when i was a little chav pos

Xbox 360

900 dollar NAS

A parking pass.

3 platinum rings from an apartment building that me and a few friends hit

thats deep man.

~$200 out of a purse left in a cart at walmart, left the cards left the jewelry and left the little PPK clone inside it. only regert was not taking the gun too

A 3DS

Dude, don't steal from people, just companies

can guns be traced somehow? - not american so just wondering.

yes, buy the serial number. Criminals file them off

A 20 pack of diapers from a convenience store when I was 13 (Had a ferocious diaper fetish back then)

I stole a paperclip from work once for no particular reason, and I actually found a lot of good use for it

that's weird af. ur crooked

How many hookers are burried in your yard?

Not foolproof. Numbers can be raised with acid.

Ya done good user. Ya done real good.

Long time ago, traveled out of state and robbed a poker game. Old friend from here had moved there and got in on this weekly game, in a house outside town. Me and another guy from here, a guy from there. Old friend playing as usual. Took everybody's clothes too, to slow them down. Ripped out the phone (before cell phones). Sawed off, pistols. Had to give back old friend's money. Four way split, 45,000. Doesn't sound like a lot now but that was nice new car money at the time.

how old are you?

I didnt even know it was a .556 at the time until I sold it, I thought it was a regular rifle until the dude I was selling it to asked why a low price

Your heart. Hey how’s it going? Names Brett.

Guys like you put the fun in illegal gambling

queer

Nah it’s okay. No homo.

oh ok

how old are you?
54
Guys like you put the fun in illegal gambling
There was 4-5 pistols in the game crowd, plus knives, razors, set of brass knucks. We took their car keys with their clothes.

have you settled down or still on the road?

Several years after that I damn near went to Club Fed on RICO and dope smuggling. A few friends did go. Slowed me down. I just hang out, smoke a little weed these days. Boring really.

Join the legal weed industry. MI is in dire need of legal supply

Prison is more boring. Well done user

I've considered it. Grew some really good weed in the basement before. I saw a few weeks ago there's talk of letting weed growers use the banking system, makes it much more attractive. Not being able to bank = all cash = young fools with guns, and mean older ones.

A billionaire's daughter

your moms virginity

Respect