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I got away with raping several girls back in the day, I always wanted to brag about it to friends but I never told anyone IRL about them. I can only do that here.

Stories, nigga

At least you're not a total tard

Killed two hispanic kids in highschool over a bad drug deal (they tried to rob me).

Were u selling Flintstones vitamins?

>a long time ago
>in high school
>at a house party most of us drinking, smoking and underage
>see 9/10 girl from my class
>she is white girl wasted
>not exactly a stranger and not exactly a friend but she would recognize me
>she is making out with a couple of older Chads
>Chads buy alcohol for the party
>she has a boyfriend her own age and long term>he isn't at this party
>evilgrinchsmile.gif
>I get an idea
>I stealth stalk her across the room and wait until she goes upstairs to use the bathroom.
>Upstairs is supposed to be the girls room and downstairs for boys. Upstairs is empty.
>I know the kid whose house this is. I get to go upstairs.
>wait in bedroom next to bathroom
>Pounce on her like a trapdoor spider and pull her into the room
>So dark in the room she can't see
>put pillowcase over her head just in case
>wrestle her down onto bed and start removing her clothes
>not easy to do with one hand
>other hand is over her mouth
>Party music is loud. No one hears her
>her skirt pulls up easy enough and her panties get torn off
>her shirt buttons pop and I get at her tits I have wanted to feel all year
>her bra is an underwire push up and damn near indestructable
>seriously, I can't rip it
> it stretches enough to get her tits out
>she is crying and begging and calling me by Chad's name
>perfect plan

I'm a fattie, and i'm disgusted by myself. I feel constant self-loathing on a daily basis, and i loathe every single person i've ever confided in when they tell me i'm a great person and i'll find a lover one day. I detest those words probably more than i detest myself now because they bear false hope that something in my life can change because I can't find the motivation to change myself, and why would I? I look at my life and the nothing i've accomplished and am forced to ask "what's the fucking point of salvaging something this useless?"
I suppose i'm an angry person, deep down.

Started fucking my ex wife again. New gf is younger and hotter, but only see her once a week.

I once stole lead off a school roof and when it rained it caused water damage. They had to shut the school down and erect a scaffolding over the entire school with a huge tarp covering to protect it from further damage. I made about £1000. Think the repair bill was over 50k

Your gf is fucking guys on the side also so don't feel too bad

>be me
>2013, this time of year
>somewhere in Texas
>10:00pm
>go to CVS to pick up candy for office party the next day that I forgot about
>take toddler son, wife says he's being fussy and car ride put him to sleep
>coming out of CVS and putting son into car seat
>hear a voice behind me telling me to hand over my keys and wallet
>turn around, black man who looks strung out pointing a shotgun at me
>I instinctively start nudging the muzzle of the gun away while saying "easy man, no problem" or something like that
>keep thinking to myself if he shoots me, it will go through me and kill my son.
>as I keep nudging the barrel away, I pretend to reach for my keys reach for my gun that I carry kidney IWB.
>push barrel away, draw and fire.
>he drops the shotgun and runs
>I've never seen someone run so fast in my life
>police come, they inspect shotgun, it's empty
>they find the guy 20 min later in a covered bus stop about a mile away, he's dead.
>Police know about him, he's been in and out of jail his whole life. He looked 55 years old, but was 34.

Scariest moment of my life. I couldn't let him take the car with my son strapped in his car seat and I couldn't let him shoot us.

What kind of lead?

For

I use linux

Correction 15K damage google.co.uk/amp/s/www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/portsmouth-school-hit-by-15-000-damage-caused-by-lead-theft-1-3007934/amp

You did a great job whether he was a nig or white trash. They both would deserve a bullet to the skull for threatening your or your families lives. Awesome story.

I fucked a cute twink on grindr last night, raw dogged it. I fucking wanted to wrap it but he gave me poppers and he was so hot and basically just sat on my dick after sucking me off so I said fuck it. Been talking to him all day and an hour ago he asked me if I knew what undetectable was and my stomach dropped to the floor. Apparently you can't transmit when you're undetectable but how am I suppose to believe someone that doesn't tell the other person they are about to have sex with they have hiv. Now i'm freaking the fuck out.

>just started college, some of my good friends actually signed up with me, some were already studying there
>after getting shown the place i realize its nothing like they told me it would be, its pretty chill, accept for the letter people, dyed hair and bitchy face and all
>started getting along with everyone except for a few dickheads
>i'm trying to avoid any trouble with the genderqueers, so i don't even look at them, friends told me they were always reporting people for minor shit
>right after our lecture, my eyes lock up with this beautiful blonde girl, an easy 10/10 without exaggeration, we both looked at each other for 2 seconds and went on our way
>i'm talking to my friends about this, i could've fucking sword she smiled at me, one friend kind of saw it and insisted she didn't
>told him to stop being a faggot and give me details about her
>he said he knows she's single but told me there's no way i could get a tenner when i'm a 7 at best
>evening comes and we all fuck off back home
>quite early the next day we all buy 6 packs of beers and a few bottles of vodka
>unveil my plan to my friends, 2 of them think it will work, 1 guy think it doesn't
>"everything will go fine bitch, just you wait and see"
>eventually me and my friends send out invitations to our party, main highlight is booze, so no way she will say no
>niggaimgonnatapthat.7z
>ofcourse she says she will come, everything goes along just as planned
>finally after days of waiting for this moment, we started up the party, she came up pretty early, she fucking eyes me up again, i wasn't exaggerating
>but there was a problem, read the first letter from each line

overall i'm glad how it turned out, nothing really came out of it and we each went our own way, but i heard she had genital herpes, so i actually dodged a bullet

Lead roofs must be a europoor thing

Ive been sleeping with my friend's wife since highschool. When he found out he beat the shit out of her and she came to me. Bruised to all hell. It turned me on and I fucked her roughly, making sure to squeeze her bruises. I came as soon as she started struggling and crying for me to stop... I didn't.

>Last delivery of just another Saturday night.
>Fancy penthouse downtown. Could go either way, because some rich people are stingy, some give great tips
>(Though it was I who gave the tip that night, and more)
>Get to the apartment. Beautiful woman in a slinky dress and a BRIDESMAID sash opens the door
>I peek inside. Whole party of beauties, drinking and dancing to the music (Chris Isaak mostly)
>"Guys, the stripper's here!"
>Other girls, roll their eyes, laugh sarcastically, one says "Boo!"
>Girl at the door sighs at says "He canceled. What are you gonna do?"
>I hand her the pizza/cheesy sticks/garlic knots/cinnamon sticks and one of the other bridesmaids, down to her jeans and bra, comes to the door
>"He'll do."
>Door girl giggles. I join in. Shrug and casually says say that I'm about to get off.
>"Yeah you are!" third girl says, winking
>They invite me in to take a shot, stay longer. They say that since the stripper canceled, I should give them a show.
>I oblige, cause why not?
>Start dancing and stripping. They join in.
>We have fun. I snort cocaine off some tits. One sucks sweet cream off my nipples.
>When I'm down to my boxers, a couple are grinding on me. I "accidentally" cum in my pants. They laugh, but that's okay, cause it's the easy one.
>I end up banging three of them and eating all but the bachelorette out
>End of the night I got a $20 tip.

The soft heavy kind

I accidentally walked into the girls change room back in high school luckily no one was there

If you're not in the US, go to your doctor and tell them what happened and get started on the post-exposure drugs. If you're in the US pray to christ the boy was telling the truth.

And nothing of value was lost, except maybe the shotgun, but hopefully a collector got it at a police auction.

Hope you didnt lose a wink of sleep.

Stop reposting fag

Did you get caught?

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Do I really want to brag about molesting a 9 year old girl? Why yes yes I do

I don't get it.

Did that user who posted the story last night about eating his sister out and then watching his sister and her two lesbian friends make out when he was a kid ever finish his story? I went to sleep on the post where "busty" let him suck her tits.

His story at the end says "read the first letter from each line"
...
...
It spells nothing. It was a well executed troll story.

Nigga, I gotta Spell it out for ya
Ahem

It Say:
JASIRI IS THE QUEEN OF B!

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brag away!

this nigga knows whats up

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When I was 19, my mom let me throw a birthday party for myself. It was like 90% my friends and 10% her friends. At the end of the night, I was drunk fucking this random girl in the living room...while one of my neighbors was fucking my mom like 10 feet away from me.

And let me tell you; my mom is a freak.

We’ve never as much as acknowledged that the part happened, let alone bring that part up.

So, Sup Forums. I moved recently and rented a room from a guy. He’s a little older but I’m poor as fuck so whatever. We were having a conversation about how a famous guy likes cocaine and underage aged prostitutes. I said that he’s fucked up for having sex with child prostitutes. The reaction was a little weird so I looked up the Megan’s law database and he’s on there for raping a kid under 14 and distribution of cp. wtf do I do. I’m moving out obviously but what do I do until then. I actually kind of liked the guy. He’s a musician and was in a pretty big local band that I had seen a few times. I do t want him to have a conversation with me about it or anything...

Advise please Sup Forums.

bruhhh almost every grindr tag has aids no lie man plus undetectable is only if he's taking his meds correctly you might have job my friend

Seems kinda forced.

Just gtfo and don't do anything stupid

I'mma Show you force, lil nigga

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Fuck I hope he doesn’t try to be up front about it.

An old buddy of mine was having trouble making ends meet after knocking up this heroin addict he was sure he was in love with. He offers me a room in back to help with expenses and I needed it as much as he did. Now its a ghetto clusterfuck of stupid people and mixed up broken relationships but the important thing is Heroin pig mommy had two girls before my buddy put two boys in her. The older one is kind of a bitch but the 8 year old is a sweet quite polite little angel that loves ponies princesses and all that cute shit.

Now I move in along with a future Ex who is going to leave within a month after stealing a bunch of my stuff. Its gonna suck but it set everything up so I ain't complaining. The room we moved into was being used as toy storage before I dropped in so the kids never had a second thought about running in there. Well that 8 year old ends up getting a full view of my dick in my future exs mouth that left her confused fleeing the scene and would cause tingly feelings that started her crush on me once my ex bailed

My sister and I had sex when we were teenagers.

My dad got serious with a woman he met in AA. Soon after she and her daughter moved in, her and my dad fell off the wagon. She drank everyday and didn’t cook or clean or do anything but watch tv. Her daughter was a handful to she was always saying sexual things and flashing me her nipples and panties. She also would try to put her hand down my pants or try to put mine on hers. It’s not that I wasn’t interested I was 13 but I was super paranoid about being caught and getting in trouble. So I decided to hedge my bets and tell her mom what as goin on and ask for help. My step mom (Debra) didn’t look away from the tv or take the cigarette out of her mouth when I told her. She just said “so what”? When I pressed a bit more she snapped that it was my problem and I should deal with it cuz I don’t want her to make it hers. It was then I realized she didn’t really care about her daughter or anyone I guess. So the next time mindy (her daughter) flashed me her nipples I touched her chest. She smiled and let me continue so I rubbed her pussy over her panties. Things kept going further and clothes were coming off. Before long I was watching the lion guard with her. Someone must have done that with her way before me because she liked Jasiri more than I thought and wanted to watch more episodes with her. From that point on when we could be alone or when just my step mom was home we would do it often, masturbating together to that yeen bitch.

I went to my body's bachelor party last week. It was fun before a couple of strippers came over. They were hot, but the groom-to-be definitely crossed the line. He was groping them, and got a very explicit lap dance where he came in his pants. At the wedding reception, his new wife asked me how the party was, and I just said it was "fun".

How old was she?

Ok taking a little long so switching to a prewritten version I put up before

The girl just walked out afterwards and never said anything about it and I was just happy no bullshit drama occurred. Within a month my Ex stole a bunch of shit from me and bailed with a shitty excuse. After the break up I shut down and stayed alone in my room depressed. I was always nice to the girls and their parents didn't think much of them trying to cheer me up. That combined with me having a working computer with all sorts of emulators made them hang out in my room. My dark back room with a high powered fan was one of the coolest places in the house so they would drop in alot. The older sister got tired of it but my pixie stayed. She stayed all summer in loose clothes a little sweaty from playing and those loose fucking panties in shorts or a skirt.

I didn't think she was interested in anything else but playing vidya and was just enjoying the view at first but then started to get vibes from her.. That was rough because one mistake on signals lands me in jail or getting stabbed by her heroin addict mom. The way she worked towards it was talking about how I needed to find a new girlfriend and talked about the kind of girl I wanted

Now we already been lounging around in the dark and sitting in front of the fan to stay cool so she had gotten comfortable sitting close to me. Soon I was resting my arm behind her like I was propping myself up which I worked into giving her little hugs. That was as far as I expected things to go and figured I would get my pedo jollies out of an innocent hug. The hugs got tighter i would stroke her hair she would lean her head on my shoulder etc.

I still was scared of it just being in my head and didn't really push it until she really talked about the nee girlfriend thing. . We talked about hoe I needed s cute smart girl that liked the things I liked and I moved the topic how a younger girl without baggage would be great. She had been wearing a skirt and loose panties and seemed to be hiking them up which fucking absolutely did it for me. She made the connection about how good dhe would fit and y agreed but brought up how dangerous that sounded. Her parents gave her the stranger danger talk so she knew it was illegal and she asked if it would be alright if nobody found out. Now I was in and I told her she could be my "Secret Girlfriend". She still didn't know what to do so I offered to teach her how to kiss

I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

That first kiss was nice because I knew I was in then and it wasn't in my head. All I had to do was keep her happy and hide it from everyone. Teaching her to kiss was great because she was full on Tabula Rasa and did what I taught her to do. Just like I told her she opened her mouth a bit pressed our lips together we touched tounges a bit then closed our lips (Almost verbatim for how I told her to do it) I kiss her a hit then move her into my lap and we spend a while kissing occasionally moving to her cheeks and neck. I will old her since we were a couple now we could do this all the time now and she gave me this excited giggle while averting her eyes and squirming before we went back to it. From then on she would fully expect us to spend time making out. We would do it almost everyday since it was summer break and it was amazing. Things would escalate after a little bit though

And then you wake up and look at your fat ass body and cry because you'd wish that happened to you

i have a sleeping fetish no clue why, seeing a sleeping girl get me really hard

Like I said she was a blank slate with no real clue how relationships and sex worked. This was one of the reasons she developed the crush after catching me balls deep in my exs throat and and not knowing why she got all tingly seeing it. I would slowly explain these things like why she felt like that or why my thing got stiff when she sat on it. I admit I played up the idea that she made it that way because how sexy she was. It made her feel special to know she could excite me like that. I knew working towards that might get her to want to see it and the little fear I had that a hard adult dick with hair on it might freak her out was unfounded. She found it neat and I would show her how I played with it when I didn't have a girlfriend which lead to her giving me a handy. While she did it I explained how semen worked not wanting to pop in her hand with no warning. This was already great but she bought up that thing she saw my Ex do with her mouth and wanted to try it.

I didn't see it coming but I was game obviously. I had described how I would cum being like a tube of toothpaste or squeeze ketchup bottle and she really seemed excited to be able to make me cum. I had told her a facial would look really cute and she agreed to ending it on her face. It was electric when she got her little mouth on the tip but she couldn't get much more and I had to warn her about the teeth. Still when she came up for air and the coolness of the fan hit my dick it was amazing. The problem was I heard some people in the hall and ggotit to worried to finish it that day

I wrote "Dark Horse" for Katy Perry but got fucked out of everything.

We had to end that first session but I promised we could finish it off tomorrow. When she came in the next day she did this adorable thing where she backed up into the door in a "I got you no escape now" kinda pose and we picked right back up where we left off. Ok sure it wasn't amazing technically she could only get so far down and I had to warn about the teeth but I am gonna cum because its preteen BJ. I am nervous but but there shouldn't be any interruptions so I relax and just enjoy her mouth. Once I feel it cumming I warn hee and start jerking above her face. I tell her open mouth closed eyes tounge out and it doesn't take long. It hits the top of her head near her bangs on her cheek/nose with the majority on her chin/mouth

Now up to this point everything we did was easy to cover up. A little kissing a little rubbing each others privates over clothes etc but now she had my DNA all over her face and I realized that we yad a problem. Mostly because it was in her hair. I start getting a roll of TP and barely hear her tasting it and saying "Its salty...but nice". She had just started to figure it out once I cant quite get it out of her hair and she gets this panicky red look on her face. The thing is it was so fucking cute it actually calmed me down making me laugh a bit

Vulnerability is hot, it's normal. Next step is rape so control yourself

I want to move away from the city my wife and I love in because I am afraid of cheating on her with another woman. We have had some close calls and I know for a fact that she is into me.

There are other reasons too but this is the main one. Not as exciting as other stories but I know I am pathetic

I'm gonna try to fuck a girl who's in a committed relationship wish me luck

Ha, you wish. I'm not fan, and although I'm only a Italian cuisine courier while I'm in college, I'll get out soon and be on easy street. In the mean time, I'm slaying more trim than you've ever seen, so maybe you're the one with the problem, buddy.

After that she came up with a great idea. Since she liked the taste she could just swallow it all to avoid a mess. Again I hinted at it by talking about how she seemed to like it and kinda steered her to swallowing. She took to sucking me off a lot after that. I think it was a combo of being better than my ex at a sex thing she saw her do combined with loving the way it made her feel special. She got ignored in the shuffle of 4 kids so much and was treated like a younger clone of her sister and extra welfare check. Of course she is sweet quiet and gentle while her siblings are horrible raving brats but still she was just lumped into whatever they were doing with the sister With me she was someones girlfriend and doing things none of the girls her age would do. She was special now

I would have to return the favor by eating her pussy later. She was willing to try when I brought it up but she seemed to find it weird that I would lick her there. She had enjoyed when I touched and rubbed her though and pulled her panties aside and let me try it. She tasted a little tangy because of little girl hygine in a sweaty summer but it was fun to go down on her. She wiggled a bit and enjoyed it but after said it was a bit weird and she enjoyed being touched more because I would hold and kiss her

Is it that bad even if they never find out?

I would hate to say we settled into a routine by the end of the summer since it sounds less exciting but we had pushed about as far as we could by that point and found what made us happy. I couldn't finger fuck her without it hurting so I knew penetration was out the window until she got older. I had a dream about rimming her and we tried that as well but it involved lots of giggles more than moans. Going down on her pussy and ass became a niche thing if we felt like it. I really wanted to play with her ass sure but outside of rubbing and play-spanking there wasn't much we could do. So we would kiss I would rub her during it usually through clothing maybe eat her out then she would get to the BJ. She got better and I no longer had to warn her about the teeth. She could usually swallow loads with minimal mess and choking but a glass of water certainly helped.

The summer ending meant we couldn't just play all the time though. Back to school more attention on her from parents homework earlier bedtime and loose summer clothes giving way to heavier fare. Our sessions become spread out but also much more special and intimate. The cold is also pretty rough and I loved when we warmed each other up

Shit man I remember that story to yesterday, I wanted to read the rest it got me hard as fuck

So time passes she gets a little older and that just meant more fun. She would start getting wetter more vocal and enjoy being played with more. I loved that and wanted to hear her whimper as much as possible but she always wanted BJs to be the central focus. Not complaining of course and it was her thing that she knew she was good at because I came everytime. Still there was a point where she had just a dress on and bent over rubbing herself on my dick. She really got huffy and puffy and I get the idea to lay her on the bed and begin rubbing it on her while I lay ontop. She ends up grabbing hold of me and I end up pressing down during it and afterwards she told me that really got her off. I'm not sure if she came or not mostly because she wasn't sure but it definitely became part of the routine afterwards

Heres where I get to the title drop and some general details There were a few cute highlights that pop over time after this

>>She dips out on the Halloween party when her parents ask her to check and see if I wanted to join in.
>>Nah I'm cool. Still shes dressed as Anna from Frozen and takes a good 10 seconds to bob my knob before she has to go back

>>Asked about what would happen if she swallowed and it "Went all the way through and down there" and if she could get pregnant
>>Dryly tell her it doesn't work that way and a couple reasons why
>>Her sad reaction told me she really was hoping she could get pregnant from BJs and admits she wants me to make her a Mommy

>>The whole family gets into Adventure Time and buys a couple seasons on DVD
>>She loves it for all the Princesses
>>Say if she was in it she would be Blowjob Princess
>>Calls herself that during a session and drive me up the wall

>>Bitch sister started getting boobs and she got insecure
>>How was she supposed to still be sexy when she was didn't have those yet and we couldn't have sex yet?
>>Had to reassure her she was the only child I wanted to molest

I saw the mayor's wife cheating on the mayor, and I don't know if I should tell him or not.

Damn user that's wild, get it my dude. Sounds like fun to say the least

That should be enough unless anyone wants details. I post this story now and then to relieve the memories but I'll probably put it on hiatus for a while to avoid oversaturation

The preacher's daughter and her friend went skinny dipping at the swimming hole, and I peeped at them through a hole in the fence.

Get photo evidence then blackmail her.

More details

lol I would't feel to bad about that. I can't imagine a guy who would't sneak a peep at two girls skinny dipping

I spread a nasty rumor that this guy on my wrestling team has chlamydia when, in truth, I am the one who has chlamydia.

around 12

Anything in particular? It happened over a fair amount of time and there are lot of little things that went on. I wouldn't mind writing it out after just pasting all that

This is more of a family secret and it comes more in the form of a story. I was 14 or 15 and I was at a family Christmas party. My siblings, cousins, and some friends we invited over all hung out in the basement listening to music and watching movies while the adults were upstairs catching up. My brother and one of his friends were talking about this girl they know at school and eventually everyone got in on the conversation talking about who they thought was hot from school or around the neighbourhood. My 12 year old cousin eventually got in on the conversation and said she found our grandfather "really handsome". We thought she just misunderstood what we were talking about, but in private conversation a week later she told me she actually had sexual thoughts about our grandfather. Our grandfather was kind of a creepy guy, he would often make weird remarks towards my cousin complimenting her butt and boobs. We were at our family cottage one Summer, I think two years after that Christmas party. We were all drinking and having a good time, everyone went to bed. I woke up a bit later because I had to use the washroom. I was making my way outdoors to piss on my favorite tree when I heard my grandfather moaning from his camper (he never slept in the cottage with us, he always slept in his RV). I freaked out thinking he was having a heart attack or something and rushed to help him, I opened the door to the RV and ran inside to see my then 14 year old cousin and my 72 year old grandfather watching the lion guard together. My cousin and grandfather begged me to keep it a secret. Apparently they watched the show a lot before he died. Nobody in our family knows as far as I know and I don't think I'll ever bring it up

What’s the band name? Also was it pop punk?

When did it finish
Ever get caught
Any of the others ever get curious or involved

Yep

I’m not gonna day the bands name. It was pop punk from Sacramento.

They were giving out free donuts at this street fair for people who gave blood. I came by and lied, said that I had given blood so I could get some donuts.

I want more give me more please

Did anyone save his posts? Fuck.

I'm still trying to get back on the dating scene after my wife and I divorced. The problem is, I got gonorrhea, I got it from her, who got it from a city bus, and it makes dating harder.

>>Finish?

The roommate set-up was too volatile and too many dumb ghetto trash wigger druggies in once place made it a powder keg and as things got worse they all turned on each other. My job was then gone as the restaurant I worked at closed and everyone went separate ways including my little girlfriend

>>Caught?

Scared to death I would but we had a really ideal situation to get away with it ranging from the position of my room to parental neglect. There was a scare near the end where her little brother started walking and tried to get the door open though

>>Others?

Oh god no. The boys were larval and her sister was shaping up to be just like mommy. I loved my girl because she was the sweetest thing that just wanted someone to care about her. I could easily imagine the big sister turning me in on a whim so it was more reason to stay away

I bought 2 dirty panties from a college girl who is 21 and I am 36. I send her money to make me videos and she sends me a lot of nudes and talks to me a lot. She says she loves me...are we a couple? Could it be real love? She says I am her only client.

Stop masturbating and stop baiting. It turns out your wife is less amorous after giving birth to your kids, right?

Just like thus one AMA about it and I'll do my best.

Feel free to add details you think of. Best bits? Flashing when she new it was risky shit like that

Do you remember Chia pets? Well once I took the paste and put it on my shoes in an attempt to get grass shoes, but it didn't work.

Beat his ass for being a chomo and put the work in for your people

It's called flashing, it's used to cover the joints on roofing, the whole roof isn't made from lead ....

I had to help my 11yo niece bathe/shower several times and it was honestly pretty fun

True but I have been talking and seeing the girl loads more these past couple of weeks.

The college girl says she loves me a lot.

Details

Then close the deal for fucks sake.

Well the main thing was we both wanted to make the other one happy to the point it was nearly a problem. I absolutely got off anytime she wiggled moaned or said she wanted something. She meanwhile wanted to be a good girl and make her man shoot. Because of that it was a little hard to get all I wanted earlier on. In the later half more development and comfort lead to her enjoying being touched way more which made me happier. My go to memory of her is always laying underneath me that first time she seemed to cum (Fairly certain) and she didn't know what was happening. The look on her face is burned in my mind and part of me kinda wishes I just forced it in when we had the chance