I used to be one this entitled little cunt's body guards. lil pump can be fun to hang with sometimes, but for the most part hes an insufferable faggot
>strip club >purp and pump start rubberbanding money and beaning strippers with it >half of them think it's hot, other want us kicked out >bouncer thinks yelling at ME will get them to quit >these assholes don't quit anything >"your a bitch user, I wanna talk to your employer" >punch bouncer >turns into brawl >don't get fired because I got them out, no charges despite a shitton of autism on both parts >I hate my job >wish I stayed in military, could've been E9 by now
>be a dumbass >join marine corps >see a lot of evil shit >decide military is not my vocation
I once worked for this Saudi owned 5 cheetas. they would attempt to race them in trucks
>hilarious part, cheetas beat trucks
Jack Martin
what kind of evil shit tho user?
Angel Price
Russian ganster, had 20 people under him. I was a doorman at the time. checked their guns, they basically go around armed to the teeth, this what I would take off a guy on average
>at least 3 pistols.shoulder holster and ankle guns >4 or 5 out the front swtichblades >they had derringers in their boxers, they aren't unarmed anywhere >constantly, all Russian gangsters I've met have better guns than anyone. I'm talking ak74us and galils
damn son. while that's awesome, you had to be shitting bricks almost every second while working for that sugar cube gnawing outlaw motherfucker. I'm in law enforcement, and those slavic dudes truly give 0 fucks about the safety of others and more dangerously their own safety. they do not care. could you do a short greentext? this shit is interesting as fuck my man and could be a great thread
>staying at hotel in Liberia >walk outside for a smoke, and beer >drink beer on porch, I hate working here >dispute happens >apparently nigger police chief stole clothes from a somali who was a resident > local people mad about this >sipping coffee while some local kid knifes a somali to death just for rice, cuz locals hate somalis
Damn being a bodyguard sounds interesting. Is the pay good atleast?
Kayden Moore
80k a year if ur good
Liam Robinson
holy fuck. I'm so fucking lucky to be born an American. that is so fucking wild man.... all over some rice. well, if the hatred for the nigger runs as deep as you say, then maybe the rice was just a segway that allowed them to dice that nigger up. by all means keep telling stories if you feel like it. also, how much plum wine did you drink while in Liberia? TIA, Danny.
people tend to go nuts when it's socially acceptable. also did body guard work for pornstars too. it's very cushy job, anybody you will end up fighting is a weak creeper. elsa jean is supposedly the best to work for, she has some suggardaddy that's apparenty trying to kill her. what a gnarly job
you must have been a ranger or some shit. that's fucking cool as hell dude. much respect. did you ever fuck any of them? did they throw the pussy at you or were they more reserved? I know that every single one of them is a hardcore drug addict
>not special forces >did survive a few bad gunfights >not even in good physical condition, just understand strategy >did fuck abella danger I wanna quit this line of work user, I'll sell you my compny kek
shes very reserved for a jewess. would never film herself fucking a based irishman
Kayden Stewart
Know a dude who was also lil pump bodyguard. You worked for THE B.I.G PROTECTION GROUP™?
Alexander Bell
no. they have money. I got recruited through black water just like everybody else
Nicholas Jenkins
holy shit are you the dude who vice or whoever made that documentary on about bodyguards and their lives/work? I'm a criminologist but I'm well versed in anything firearm related. it's unfortunate that so many veterans have to keep doing the shit they hate to survive, but in all fairness and honesty, some research and foresight could have helped you greatly. I don't know your situation and where you came from obviously, but you had to have known it was going to be like that... also big ups for fucking that chick....shes hot as hell. was the pussy fire or?
after the years of shit I've seen, it doesn't matter. after you've killed people for living for a couple years, human debauchery doesn't affect you. you just kinda wonder
>why >why is my vocation in life? >why do I do this? >why do people like movies like john wick? >why do people think our job is cool/sexy? >I just wanna grow vegetables and not talk to people.Im no psychopath I just had skills and needed money
you can do all of that though brother. you can sell your company and move to Oregon or Northern California and do that shit. you don't have to do what you're doing. you never had to. you're like me, you're drawn to and fascinated by the violence and it's taken it's toll on your soul, bro. but make no mistake, you can and you will plant vegetables and do your own thing.
love you too dude. I mean that. if you want out, sell the company. or don't. if you've got some fetti put away, you can go and do what you truly want to. even if you don't have any money you can. it's the age of sagittarius brother, things are going to get really weird here in the coming years. even weirder than they are now. if you've got no kids or fam then just go brother. take care of yourself for the first time. do it for me.
