How old were you when you lost your vcard?

How old were you when you lost your vcard?
Only reply if you haven't lost it yet or you were old af so i can feel better about myself

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14 in freshman year of high school

13 in eighth grade

10 with a dumb 8 year old bitch on my street

You illiterate fucks

Its Sup Forums. over 90% of the anons here are kissless virgins

Never

Asking Sup Forums to do X and not Y. What did you expect?
I'm 23 and haven't lost it.

16

33 yr old virgin here.... i at least want to know what a pussy smells like before i die...

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26

My girl's smells fucking disgusting, I was about to eat her out but i legit wanted to throw up

21

15. To a 15 year old cheerleader. She and I stayed together through high school. What a hot little slut she was.

It's probably an infection. Maybe bacterial vaginosis, ask her to see a doctor.

23. Never even thought about the fact that I was "losing my virginity."

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99 seconds out of the womb

16. the healthiest age.

If youre 21+ then youve already fucked up chance for anything resembling a first time.
Just casual sex with coworkers.

14 years old I was sleeping over at my friends and his 16 year old sister blew me and I ate her out. I didn't fuck until a month later when we had condoms.

I was 23 yo and she was 16

smells like an armpit

Green text?

Does anal to my uncle count ?

If so , I was 47

23, to 2 ugly girls

15 with a "childhood friend" who was actually this gal I hung out with once when I was a kid. Mega beef curtains. Vagainas were redeemed subsequently.

23 and 15 here

18, which was really late in the city I grew up in. Most boys were losing it by 12 and girls around 13 or 14. I missed out on the whole 'getting raped by a high schooler' trend unfortunately. Being a virgin guy by 14 was weird in my school, so I just pretended I'd lost my virginity for a while.

Truth was I was just too spergy to really care about sex, I wanted to play some games and read some good fantasy novels. By the time I was 15 I regretted not somehow getting laid and basically chadified myself over the course of a few years. When I did get my dick wet I immediately stopped working out and eating well since my conquest was over and now I'm still a single, fat, ugly piece of shit who cant get laid.

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I don't know how to green text

Just tell the story

>New fag

15

>type like shorthand retard reporter
>make cringe .jpeg.iso.npc.wav maymays
>include lots of sex

it's easy enough

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i was 7, he was 14

95

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when i was born

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Story

>can I make it any more obvious?!

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I lost at 21 by smoking weed with this chick and bringing her to my crib, after that it was so easy to get laid, but it took my a lot of awkward online meet ups and tinder smoke ups to get comfortable with girls, my advice is just smoke with a bitch it’s the new wave now, these chicks don’t like getting drunk they like getting high and fucked frfr

open a can of tuna. Voila.