/nfl/ general, feet > ass edition

PHI:Vikings seek to interview Eagles' DeFilippo
HOU:Deshaun Watson expected to practice in OTAs
NE:Gronkowski officially cleared for Super Bowl
PIT:Ryan Shazier discharged from the hospital
WAS:Report: Bills an unlikely suitor for Cousins
ARZ:Fitz will only play for Cards ... if he plays
NE:Rob Gronkowski says he'll play in Super Bowl
LAR:Rams to play Chiefs in Mexico City in 2018
ARZ:Cardinals expected to release Adrian Peterson
WAS:Von Miller on Broncos: 'We need Kirk Cousins'
JAC:Jags expected to cut Chris Ivory in offseason
WAS:Jets expected to go hard after Kirk Cousins

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Real thread, posted first. Sorry lads, but you lost

Queefs are fucking embarassing

Fucking ass = Cowboys fans

Licking dirty feet = Eagles fans

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Posting in real thread

Orson's on our side, now.

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>old bay thread
looks like is the real thread, for men who don't browse reddit or drink soy

>Soygles

Is there a dumber franchise than Washington?

>Progressive Pats

>your team
>your SB prediction
>your fetish

>pats got away with it again!

Ravens
Eagles 23-20
Facesitting

>Pats fan since the days of Tony Bruschi , Donnie Branch, and Rory Harrison
>Eagles 42-37 Pats
>Incest

>Chiefs
>Eagles will win
>Cuckolding and small penis humiliation

Who /notwatching/ the redditb owl? #notmysuperbowl

>Reddit Bay claims to not watch his favorite Super Bowl matchup between reddit's two most popular teams
What's he gonna drink all taht soy to?

Steelers
Pats.
Scat.

>reddit bay
>complaining about a redditb owl
pottery?

>patriots
>69-0
>stepfather twink son incest

Vikings
Eagles 24-14
Interracial

Eagles
Pats win by 10
Gay Cuckolding

>Donkeys
>Pats 27-24
>Lactation

chargers
eagles win
whatever this is

Chiefs
Patriots
Petite women

>Carolina
>Patriots
>Black bimbos

Holy fuck. There is a football category on jeopardy right now and these fags missed the entire category. Not even an attempt to answer.

>patriots
>34-28
>smothered to death by hairy pussy

as editions go, not bad, but a little basic editing to your post is appreciated, amigo
>JAC

>black bimbos

I see you are a man of culture as well

>he thinks we can't see timestamps

>Iggles
>Iggles by 7+
>

>Pats
>Pats
>Black bimbos

Clots
24-20 Pats
Thick, Meaty, Extra juicy Latinas

Eagles
Eagles
Webm related

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>he thinks thread made matters and not initial post in previous thread
How new are you?

>Browns
>Pats
>masochism (obviously I'm a Browns fan)

kek

those have to be fake asses right?

They dont look holographic

Your fucking awesome taste just barely negates you being an iggles fan. Good man.

soon

Old enough to know that Quality > Appearance in Previous > Timestamp

Why do you care?

So then this thread loses on point 1 and 2? Gotcha

holy shit why do you care, you lost, get over it, never seen this much faggotry, not op, just watching you two fag up the thread

Foles>Braford>Cousins>Keenum
I have no clue why people want Cousins so bad when there are better options on the market.

because i've actually touched a woman before so i would be able to feel the difference

Where is that argentinian who said there was no way gronk would be cleared by sunday?

i want to laugh at his face

Pats
Pats, 27-17
BDSM, cuckquean

Chorgers
Pats
Being smothered by a phat ass and/or tits

I hope there are philly fans in the audience
I just want to let you know that I'm going downtown just to throw rocks at you fags when nick foles gets sodomized by tom brady

Pats version when?

my SD nigga

Brooks is elite.

move Aggy up one and Bradham down one Brooks is borderline so its w/e

He throws up every single game day, until that's squared away I don't think he's 100% trusted.

Kill yourself faggot, dont talk to me like a nigger

>Patriots
>Patriots by 2
>2D Anime Girls

Why is Sup Forums so angry? You wanna tell me about it?

well I hate myself, but i'm not angry right now.

>It's been 3 years already
Where has time gone

I'm mad that Steve Young doesn't get the respect he deserves on spuh.

You know who else threw up every game day?

Rodgers is a better version of Steve Young.

>spuh
spee.

Who's a worse version of Steve Young?

Rodgers is worse and can't stay healthy in a babby mode NFL.

>you are this dumb
one injury in a ten-year playing career (not counting the years he rode the bench under Favre) doesn't equate to not staying healthy,

Fran Tarkenton

>this amount of absolute delusion
Sad desu

The jets should pick up ivory again

patriots
patriots win by 6
cuckquean

>BURRRS
>tie
>skinny bitches with short hair.

I totally forgot about this super bowl

i didn;t even watch it, cause i hate both teams.

Patriots
34-30 Patriots
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>the Patriots are legit dangerous

there is absolutely no way this is real

Seahawks
27-20 Patriots (unfortunately)
Breast expansion

Some of them are definitely staged and some are real, you can usually tell by the reaction of the people around them.

It is, the guy was ccaught
Raiders
43-35 Eagles
big asses/pawgs/thicc

Nanners
23-7 iggles
Tomboys

>1 injury
He's broken his collarbone in 2 different seasons.

make your own then

>Flyers beat the Devils the day of the Falcons game
>Flyers beat the Devils the day before the Vikings game
>Flyers are beating the Devils right now
What did they mean by this?

>you now realize every time athletes get "sick" before a big game, they've actually likely been poisoned by the opposing team.
Flagrant 2 has opened my eyes to this biological warfare bullshit.

Fuck off, we whoop the ass of any AFCW team, every year, come back when any team in the AFCW has a winning record head to head against the Chiefs.

If we're so embarrassing how come the broncos, raiders, chargers, and anyone in their division historically can't have an all time winning record against them?

Sure, two of them have fucking rings, oh boy big deal you have rings, we have a ring too. Why not go laugh at the chargers huh?

Yeah, come back when your shitfuckers can win against the Chiefs.

And then collapse in the playoffs with your traded-for QBs

Mahomes isn't a traded-for QB, so be prepared he's going to wipe the floor with the Derek "my broken pinky wahh" Carr, the only real threat is if Cousins go to the Broncos.

>regular-season wins
>meaning anything
pick one

you fucks couldn't even win an Owl with Joe Fucking Montana, just accept that your franchise sucks dick

>the Patriots are legit dangerous

Wasted trips, Maybe mahomes pams out in the >Chefs system but he probably won't and they trade for another SF QB, probably Beathard and do ok for 4-5 years but choke in every playoff game.
>Cousins
>Good

>you fucks couldn't even win an Owl with Joe Fucking Montana, just accept that your franchise sucks dick

Congratulations he was washed up by the time he arrived in KC, eat a dick Montana's the one who fucking choked not the team.

Alex Smith is hands down the best QB the chiefs historically had in terms of years, productions, and our QB position is only going to get better when the new Brett Favre, AKA Patrick Mahomes leads the chiefs to their third consecutive division title and a superbowl.

>AFC Division championship isnt a regular season crown

??? :^) I'm just saying, historically, within the AFCW, with head to head evidence showing that the Broncos, Chargers, and Raiders are all inferior teams within the division to the team with no losing record within the division.

>Steelers
>PHI pulls the upset 21-20
>futa on female impregnation

Cousins is more dangerous then Derek Carr, i don't know why you're even arguing this.

In terms of raw QB talent in the AFCW, if the Broncos pick up Cousins would be

>Rivers
>Cousins
>Mahomes
>Carr

This is factually correct, do you not realize Andy Reid was the person who helped develop and bring Brett Favre's cannon arm to the world? It's okay, you're quaking in your pants right now, and hiring a retired HC from a color commentator position is going to look really bad when the Raiders are at the bottom of the AFCW in 2018-2019.

Real sad.

>New favre
So a pick machine?
sweet, maybe Conley will be develop into a great CB with Mahomo throwing to him