Do you guys know how to wipe your butr more efficiently? Im tired of having to wipe around 20 TIMES to get my ass clean...

Do you guys know how to wipe your butr more efficiently? Im tired of having to wipe around 20 TIMES to get my ass clean, what also gives me pain and i think hemorroids HELP

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stop eating fast food and sweets you fat fuck than you wont shit diarrhea and you dont need to wipe your ass till it bleeds

just stop wiping, the ass is self cleaning

Yeah. Use paper towel. Much better than toilet paper. On the minus side though, doing this will likely break your plumbing, break the entire city block's plumbing, and is most likely illegal.

Voce gosta de boquete?

Just shower your ass after shitting, it's faster and way more cleaner.

Eat more leafy greens and vegetables. Less meat, cheese and bread. Also use baby wipes.

wet your toilet paper and just dab your ass crack clean., dont use dry if you feel pain
squat when you shit, you can squat directly on the toilet (lift the plastic seat obv)

think about it OP, if you smeared nutella on your arm, you would try to wipe it off with dry paper towels ? water is the key to cleaning

I actually spit on the toilet paper

eat a more healthy diet

Wipe front to back a few times then finish back to front. Or, pic related.

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Sameeeee

stop eating meat, your shit will come out drier and seldom smear your ass.

Baby wipes. Trust me, they'll change your life.

This, you will fart more but your shits will be immaculate
You don't have to cut out meat altogether but drastically cut back on your intake to like once a week or once a month

try using fibre supplements, will make your shit less wet and easier to wipe

or of course just implement more fibre into your diet

Wait so youre saying if I cut meat from my diet and consume nothing but olive oil I'll never have the squirts again?!

Too much fat and not enough soluable fiber gives you watery shits, not protein. Fucking retard.

Use baby wipes.

Well for one, the greasier the foods you eat, the greasier your shits and the harder they are to clean.

But mainly, just wash your asshole afterwards. My shits tend to be pretty good, but I still have to wash it to feel totally clean. You can squat in the shower and use the shower head on low and clean it, or squat over the bath, squat over the sink if you have a sink set in a sideboard.

If I'm somewhere where I can't do this, I don't shit. It makes a world of difference. Don't be afraid of getting shit on your fingers, use plenty of soap and wash your hands with some good scented stuff afterwards and you'll be fine.

Stop flushing baby wipes you degenerate.

Fucking A man, why don't you just get a bide toilet like the Japs use?

Yea you should be washing and reusing them. Comon man save the baby seals or whatever

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