anyone pls? i can fluently speak deutsch and english. also cs student here know python,C and C++ . Pls help
PLS TAKE ME AS refugee
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Fuck off. Stay and fight for your nation till the end
Heard that one before...
Post motel.
You reap what you fucking sow turkroach
Your ally in the east will take you in. Pakistan will take refugee
but youre a muslim
>i can fluently speak deutsch
Just calmly make your way to the German border and say Angela sent you.
Come to Mexico, senpai.
If you are a loser in your country, you will be a loser elsewhere. Istanbul offers millions of possibilities, many dream of settling there, retard. It's on par with London, Frankfurt and Amsterdam finance-wise.
so ur autistic, great just what everyone wants
No pendejo no quiero ver a estos salvajes cuando voy de visita a Mexico
This.
Why would we expect you to be patriotic over here when you've proven not to be in your home country?
Be honest, are you one of those faggots
On a scale of Snow to Shitting Street, how white are you?
im same tier with Jon Snow from HBO show.
not shit skin not white either. middleish.
nah im atheist
Fuck you, roach.
>Queue the glorious "Woman and the Snake" bedtime story
R u feminine
>No querer ver salvajes en México
Te tengo malas noticias.
stay the FUCK out of europe
die roach
STAY WHERE YOU ARE YOU TURKNIGGER!
YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO FIGHT FOR YOUR NATION AND YET YOU WANT TO RUN?
This.
>Chance to fight for your country.
>Choose to flee.
No thanks, roach. My country has enough cowards.
>Take you in as refugee
>your son 20 years later can't get a white gf and goes postal and commits mass murder
How about no?
This.
Pic related.
y this pretty much
Berkay?
>I'm an atheist
Shame, if you applied for asylum in Sweden our muslim cock loving Migrant Board would have immediately given you permanent residency and provided you with an apartment and allowed you to bring your entire extended family over.
But since you're an atheist, intend to become well integrated, have marketable skills (We need C/C++ specialists, especially for embedded systems), you'll just have to go through the insanely difficult "normal" immigration & work permit process :^)
Although, you pretend to be gay you'd asylum. But then you'll get beaten/raped/lynched by the Syrians/Somalis/Iraqis/Aghans at the asylum housings.
>Implying there isn't plenty of whores who would mix with him
ok imma take you
well have to split welfare though
Just woke up, the coup failed? Why are roaches all wanting to leave? Should I learn more about this or is this not happening material?
for dubs you can come chill in america, just stay out of the inner city it's worse than where you're coming from
Pues almenos no importen salvajes the otros paises
>T*rkroach
Fight for your pathetic country subhuman filth.
thanks user
I am not patriot or stupid faggot.Rather want to save my ass in this pathetic world.
>reks own country
>tries to flee like coward
get fucked Erdogen
Typical turkish mentality.
more like typical smart-human mentality you dumb fuck.
>Rather want to save my ass in this pathetic world.
>I'd rather mooch of someone elses success than to create my own
this is why the whole world hates arabs
Coup was textbook «How to fail a coup». So bad that people are theorizing this was an «inside job» by the intelligence agency to weed out the anti-erdogan and get the chance to purge them while seeming strong and resilient. And that this is why the rebels attacked the intelligence agency at the end for setting them up. (An interesting theory.)
Secular minded turks are realising that political literal islam is now in a stronger position than ever and erdogan will get the chance to further cement his power. They want to GTFO before it gets too islamy in that bitch.
Lol t*rkroach showing how atheists can be exactly like Jews (because they reject the Logos).
(((Smart people)))
a fucking leaf...
Well I can lend you a couch if you make it here m8. I can also get you a not too well paid job in IT consulting
try germany you kebab
can you prepare döner? if not btfo
Thanks for the quick recap Canuck bro.
convert to judaism and make alliyah senpai
>python
>c
>c++
Eh. If you can make kebab we might let you in.
as if we are not tolerant and diverse enough yet ;-)
We only take in Indians who write unmaintainable Java.
Sorry roach.
>implying you need to apply for anything to roach into Germany
You won't be safe from turmoil in your country, though. Everytime some happening happens (Turkey wins a football game for one, military putsch, whatever) they go batshit crazy and randomly wreck stuff in Germany.
To prove your worth write a sine table lookup using constexpr and templates only.
Fuck you, we have enough coders (and shitskins for that matter) as is in Austria.
Do you have a nice butt?
we don't need more turkish traitors
post nudes
Siktir git korkak pezevenk.
small nation mentality tbqh
>nah im atheist
Were you hoping for a full on coup?
>python, C and C++
Everybody knows that.
Next.
>says with germen flag
nice try , why you dont come here and i go berlin?
post dick and i will consider it
the only refugees we should allow are attractive women
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>anyone pls? i can fluently speak deutsch and english. also cs student here know python,C and C++ . Pls help
What 1st worlders don't understand is that there is no reason to be patriotic in a shit country. There can be no pride for a nation that only fucks up.
>cs
CE masterrace represent.
^ what he said.
Convert to Judaism ,act as if you actually care about and then after you get accepted to Israel simply stop with all that crap.You won't belive how many non-Jew Russians got away with this.
Pretend to be syrian, go in with the rest of the migrant flood, and most importantly, don't rape women.
STAY IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY YOU FILTHY BROWN COCKROACH
If he doesn't rape women then the Germans will think something is fishy and send him back.
Wellcome.
Just choose southern cities like Astrakhan because Moscow is overpopulated.
ah what the hell come here faggot, all the rich middle easterners come to college here anyway
Don't listen to others they're pussies if they were in your situation they'd be the same.
best reply I've ever seen
we have a special breed of patriotism here, it's about muh heritage and hating the government for being megacucks to the west
How the fuck do you think the West became so GOAT in the first place? People fucking fought for it. Even when we were a backward shithole the Romans could barely be bothered conquering.
Can someone take me in too.
Ukraine is falling apart, russia too. I'm, living in crimea, cut off of a lot of things due to sanctions on crimea. I hate this idiots who are ready to suck and lick everything russian related, we are becoming poor month by month. At some point ukraine will want to take over crimea back and even will have resources for it, russia won't give it. And here i am, between shit and piss.
Preferably to marry some america qt, i probably would give her part of my salary and fuck her good, so that she wouldn't regret.
Whats your durka level?
You fucking lone-traveling single males swarming the West are a fucking cancer. If you are not an Ukrainian beauty stay in your own fucking place.
>t. somebody who fled from a country with 20% surplus of men from third world immigration, which is demographically dangerous enough even if it was not for shitskins
My brother is in Turkey. And my family keeps begging him to come home. His response? "No I have to finish my work"
Why are you such a coward Op?
>python
>c++
Denied. You deserve to burn for wasting your time with toy languages.
Better than people who produce an inefficient and unmaintainable mess in an attempt to outsmart the compiler like who doesn't know sin(constant) is evaluated at compile time automatically.
who doesn't
and nope
There isn't any work
Can you travel to say Germany and then ask for refugee status?
Or better yet just be like all the mexicans (everyone south of the border if a mexican) and cross into the USA. (then again it is mighty dangerous with the cartel head hunters running around)
No more booze and condoms for you Kemal!
No fuck off roach stay in your shithole country
Just start walking, eventually you'll reach Germany
you can come here if you bring me a qt turkish gf
There you go. Head east.
Turks aren't Arabs you subhuman. It's like calling Swedes Slavs.
>How the fuck do you think the West became so GOAT in the first place?
Outbreeding.
>t. assblasted turk
haha *looks at flag*
Schleich di, Sandafferl.
Come over here with me in California, nobody'll give a rat's ass about your expired visa. But you will have to actually work in the fields or landscaping or something.
i'll zuk yo dik