JUST

JUST.

>going to see your own movie

FUCK

What if it was his mommy :3

How can that be possible? I'm calling BS

>Trump was the only one to go see it
Truly, he will not divide us.

SO...who was the person who brought the ticket?

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Was it released in only one theater in a really small town?

I'm taking a guess and say Trump.

>Shia was the only person who went to see it

"Do you believe in jeeeezzzusss, son?"

Pretty much, presumably a contractual obligation before the home release.

The guy fabricated this shit as a new "performance art" thing and you're all falling for it.

>meanwhile

Wew

S H A D I L A Y

DUDE DO YOU THINK Sup Forums MEMED THIS INTO EXISTANCE FELLOW MAGAPEDES? PRAISE KEK!

>magapedes

Im pol and what is this?

he will not sell tickets

He's mocking the Redditors who call each other "Pedes" and "centipedes."

hi shia

Bane?

Why did he become such a faggot? Was he raped? Could he not handle the banter from poor, normal people making fun of his Disney career and Indiana Jones/transformers even though he made shot loads of money from that? Was it getting called out for plagiarism?

1 theatre with zero advertising?

its totally possible. literally nobody knew it was playing on the screen. it will be sold out tomorrow after this press

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>cap this post
Upvote me in the screencap XD

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>it opened on Friday in just one venue, concurrent with release on digital platforms.

>concurrent with release on digital platforms.

it was a token showing

Is the trump curse

Why centipedes? as in the human centipede? lacks skill

unlikely, usually there are at least 20 faggots who religiously follow all the kino output and watch crap movies as cleansers/ time fillers between the real deal

'you can't stump the trump' videos from 2015-2016 had the song 'the centipede' at the start.

Reddit just beats jokes into the ground and ends up with cringey shit like 'pede'.

he will not excite us

He fabricated only one person going to his movie?

>Was he raped?
are you suggesting Spielberg did it?

suuuuuuurrrrreeee

How do you avoid the singles policy enforcement officers in this situation?

We did it reddit!

I liked him in this

>SO...who was the person who brought the ticket?
Probably someone from Sup Forums.

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Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:55:22 No.81275817

IDIOTS
They were contractually obliged to release it in theatres so they ran one showing in one cinema with no advertising just to fulfill the contractual obligation. Now they'll send it straight to DVD/online distributors like was always intended.
YOU RETARDS

Oh, so the movie was only so bad that cinemas use literal contract loopholes to not have to show it any day longer than they have to, so it can go straight to DVD, what a relief that must be for poor Shia!

Probably someone who was going to review it

THOMAS JEFFERSON

Add him to the wall

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