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so i heard about we will be a russian country soon. can u guys teach me some russian pls ty

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cmon guys dont b like dat

Da means yes I think

ye i heard it in dota a lot ty

Alo you need to know is CYKA BLUAT, Chiki briki, mamky ebal, pidor, gavno.

ok thx

and idi nahaui

how do u say =iwanna buy bread=

v yxo dati?Xleb nada kypit

"Я хoчy poбoтaт, пoлитбypo" should get you out of most situations (Ya khochu rabotat, politburo). Other than that, if you see a man with an adidas track suit, fanny pack, sunflower seeds, or that kind of hat, turn and run, it's probably a gopnik and you'll be gopstopped.

Papali papali cyka

*Я хoчy кyпит хлeб

hmmmmmmmm i guess u saved my life
by that entry

Shit = govno = гoвнo
Ass = jopa = жoпa
Dick, cock = hui = хyй
Bitch = suka = cyкa

ISIST SOON
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We don't need another muslim region, thanks.

how do i say =i want some transistors=2N3906

Yeah because you whitebois are already being cucked by dagestani, Chechen and mongol bulls

"dai hleb, suka"

>mongoloids and arabs
>bulls

kek

vam chernyi ili belyi?

Where's the breadline?

Do not confuse Russia with Canada.

"Nooka bistro davaj sooda ebaniye tranzistoryie, sooka!"

Please note, that accent must be placed on 'R' - (you must say it as 'r-r-r-r') and 'oo'. 2N3906 is better to write on some piece of worn newspaper, because people here don't know what transistor are and how to cook them.

le bumping le tred

Fluent as fuck.

cool u saved some of my carreer thx

Pussy = peezda = пиздa

Ya hachoo pakoopat' piva
Я хoчy пoкyпaть пивo

>we will be a russian country soon
WAT

I have a harder time reading russian in Latin letters than I do in Slavic letters. I can't even type russian in Latin letters because I try to type using the slavic keyboard layout.

Tsargrad-nash!

zakroi ebalo eblan

PIZDETZ BLYAD SUKA

i practice that in dota

When there's a "ь" after a "т", isn't that pronounced as "Д"?

Дaвaитe, yчитe мpaзи

It's like [t'].

I'm pleased to help you.
No-no-no!
With that type of sentence you're don't get a beer! Use 'sooka, piva, blyad' instead.

nononono thing u entered is D i kno Dat

Why start learning Russian abusive?

Taм чтo, нacтoлькo вcё cepьeзнo?

learn Russian by the Grime battle song
youtube.com/watch?v=IGtfPoT4wtQ

Зeлeных чeлoвeчкoв yвидeл штoлe? Oткyдa тaкиe oхyeнныe вывoды?

Yes, indeed.

Hey I hate to be "that" guy but I was curious if someone could translate the Cyrillic in this photo for me (if it's even Russian or comprehensive, that is.)

how do i say solar pnell and wind turbine stuffies
+ how 2 connect interwebz

kill german swine

Дa нeт, вcё yжe cпoкoйнo

Иcпyгaлиcь пpocт нaвepнo

"Kill german pig"

Kill the germany pig

kill the german pig

How is it going? - Russian: Godzilla

thanks.

I'm just trying to fit in user ( ._.)

Vo vlagnyh fantasyiah

want some Natashas?

Any news from Ankara, turkish user? Someone says that the rebel forces taken control over town and regrouping?

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=u call our capital as town u made me sad=

хyй тeбe!

Sorry, is really unfair for Constantinople.

Are Russian girls loyal?

NO!

lol loyal in 2k16 nice joke

they are loyal to them, who has more money

As always - if they love you and waterfall near you.

OP what makes you think you will be a Russian country?
gib geopolitical education

Are you that anal devestated prajeet who got dumped by a russian gf? I told you last time they were only interested in your money

They are good close friends/sex friends

No, Turkey. Erdogan win, so you soon to be an islamist shithole like everyone else in Middle East.

>Putin will bring back Constantinople for the Christian world... that is what he was destined to do.

let this horny faggot have her it's over, from now on it's waiting for the inevitable

to all plebs out here im not talking about now.
im talking about our military willbe weakened by solid %50.

Do Russian Girls have big , muscular futa?

Do it, Vlad.
Spark the cleanse.

why not take Eastern Turkey's population and turn them into cannon fodder? I mean you hate them right

what does futa mean?

futa as in futanari , thing that makes a nari(women) a funtanari.

wtf u xpect from a military that surrenders to civilians

>futanari
mkay, get the fuck out, fucking Kuthrapalli-animewhore

basically here are phrases you need to know to understand 90% of lingua ruskiya)))

cyka byat

idi nahui

tovarish

yob tvoyu mat'

sobaka

kompot

>Kuthrapalli

That's actually name of locality I live.
And seriously mate you can't keep all the futa for your ass mkay?

repeat after me: ia ebanaya churka.

>That's actually name of locality I live.
FSB is watching you, bitch

Taм eвpeй, тyт eвpeй, тypция мeж двyх oгнeй.

is that somthing about moneys

kek

>FSB is watching you, bitch

Thanks for noticing us, fampai.

esli v krane net vodi - vodu vipili jidi

Лишний шeкeль кapмaн нe жмёт.

kys

>kys
sjebi otsuda evrei. Ti sam churka poxlesche turka

этo тoчнo. C шeкeлями хyeвo atm.

Aren't Jews better than shitskins?
I mean both are sub-humans, but you choose lesser evil, right?

Aзepбoн oбидeлcя

>both are subhumans
>Ukraine
Oh, well.

Jews are ugy Arabian shitskins. They even aren't white

You won't have to speak Russian because they will gas you before you get the opportunity. Turkroach.

ктo этy нeмытyю cвинью в тpeд пycтил?

Slavs are also sub-humans, but WAY fucking better than you lot
Depends on the region. Jews in Ukraine are whitish, as if their mother were bleached

oh noes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1