Official Chicago Blackhawks @ Vancouver Canucks Game Thread

9:00 PM CST start. Puck drop soon after.

It's gonna be a late one boys. Hope you're good and buzzed already. Time to strap in for a shit-show.

fuck Shitcago

go Boeser make us proud

please someone buy Guddy and Vanek for fuck sakes Benning is going to ruin us even more fucksakes!!!

Are we stuck with that fucking robot again with Pat?

Nevermind. FUCK! I hate cancer.

Go canucks go!

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Did you just learn that saying today for fucks sake

FUCK YOU THIS TEAM IS RUINED! I AM ALMOST 40 FOR FUCKSAKES!!! HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS BULLSHIT!!!

Quit being a cry baby and enjoy the game you should know by now old man that its not about winning

>40
>still on Sup Forums
good lord is this the fate of everyone in Sup Forums

BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE HOPE!! EVEN THAT DREAMY HAIR THAT BROCK HAS THAT I GET LOST IN AT NIGHT IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!

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nah i only stick to gamethreads now. fuck the general, its absolute cancer

until the day you die
you will be phoneposting on your deathbed

>dahlen
>horvat
>boeser
>Peterson
>goldobin
>lind
>demko
>gadgovich
>joulevi

There's hope old timer give it a few years

Who got five fingers and another 5th overall pick?

if in 1 months time tanev, vanek, and guddy are still on the team and >we still only have 6 picks in the 2018 draft, im done with the lindenning era.

THAT'S IF THEY EVEN GET NEAR THE TEAM IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS WITH THE SEDINS RESIGNED, GAGNER, LOUI, VANEK, AND ALL THAT SHIT THEY CALL A D. FUUUUCK MY BUM ITS IN ORBIT!!!

Linden should step down and quit trying to be mr hockey

i think my vision will be long fucked by then, it already is from staring at the screen too much. i could probably say that about everyone here akshually

HERE TO SEETH TILL I DIE

THIS THIS THIS
HE IS GOING TO FUCKING TRADE AND OR THROW MONEY AT EVANDER KANE!!! YOU KNOW HE WILL!!!! AND THEN 5 MIL FOR 5 YEARS OF GUDDY FUCK THAT SHIT HOLE!! THE ONLY WAY WE GET STANLEY IS TO GO TO FUCKING PARK IN THE GOD DAMN RAIN!!!

Stop yelling desu

vanek is probably gone. gudbransson can't be traded so he's getting signed, dunno about tanev

>evander kane
i'd rather him throw 6-7m at kane than something dumb like 12m at karlsson

Edmonton wants gudbranson

>Google
>tell Shitcago to go fuck themselves

>no crowd

so did the laffs and panthers, but his constant injuries great devalued him so now the team is looking to sign him which is retarded. but i guess he's better than del zotto when he's healthy

>not used to the usual empty seats at the start of the game because everyone can still be seen walking in 15 mins into the first
traffic is pretty bad desu, its why everyone hates bike lanes

LOL now there is a poll question. Who is better: MDZ or Guddy. Like deciding if being shit on in your left eye or right eye is more preferable

When will barzal come home to vancouver guys? Him and boeser are besties

MDZ is fucking brutal, i even prefer edler over him

ffs man, he's almost 40, cut him some slack

Guddy because he can fight del zotto is washed up and desperate

>henrik with the wide open cage and goaler at his mercy
>still cant score
pottery

where are all the hawks tripfags

Edler is the absolute worst. Why the fuck doesn't he hit people?? He so good at hitting but fuckin never does

FIGHT? ARE YOU FUCKING WATCHING ANYTHING!?! HE FOUGHT LIKE ONCE IN BOSTON AND THEN WAS DONE ONTO INJURY LIST AND PUSSYED OUT TO LEWIS WHEN HE RAN BROCK!!! FUCK!! HE IS A PANTY WASTE WHO IS NOTHING BUT SOME BIG TALL SLOW DUMB ASS WHO SHOULD BE TRADED FOR A SECOND ROUNDER!!!

because physicality is down in the league overall, its not just edler

why are you summoning them

I'm done talking to you until you turn off caps

All went to bed early LEL

its just odd that they're not here

They're at reddit where they belong

KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T UNDERSTAND CRUISE CONTROL

they're literally always here tho

This is probably the first time in forever that I actually want to post in the gamethread and not the /hoc/ thread

>chick didnt sing the gender neutral anthem
so how is this shit going to be enforced. do they expect it to just naturally change in a few generations or what

LET'S GET DRUNK AND SWEAR AT OUR USELESS GM OUR DOOMED TEAM!!!

GO BOESER
FUCK SHITCAGO

I thought that garbage never went through and got squashed.

>doomed
canucks are fun this year. >we're bad but im not doubting their heart

she'll be sent to tolerance camp

GREAT post my AmeriBoeser friend.

hey there you are, was wondering where you went lel

YOU WEREN'T FORCED TO SIT THERE LIVE AT THE GOD DAMN SABRES GAME WHERE THEY ALL ON THE BEACH AND THE ONLY THING WORTH WATCHING WAS SOME SLUT UP FRONT AND SHE WAS ONLY THERE FOR TWO PERIODS!

>/hoc/ shitposting spillover
Unfortunate

Wild aren't playing tonight, fuck Shitcago, and Boeser is a Minnesota boy.

I will lend my energy to you for just this one night Canucks

late night start, couldn't do my usual thing of going to the gym during the second period so went early and just got back

how do you get hair like THIS

You missed nothing anyways. Same shit different city.

Dear, 81282154 81282234 81282374 81282411 81282436 and 81282467

Please stop the caps and I will gladly give (You) some (You)'s, until then, (You) won't get any (You)'s from me

be born in Minnesota

reminder that gaunce has the same amount of points as markstrom

yeah man. Have you watched the all hockey hair team for the state high school championships? it is in the water there.

i dont get it

i dont get it

SCHMALTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn right and you better fucking recognize and apologize to Minnesota

I root for any Canadian team unless they are playing the Wild, bonus points for having Minnesota boys

fuck every other American team

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>see this post before i see the goal on stream 10 seconds later
god dammit

Oh shit. That was out of nowhere but awesome.

Good job Saad and good job Schmaltz.

YOU'RE KILLIN ME SCHMALTZ

tanev is like salo but without the goals

well that felt like the fastest 1st period ever, what the fuck

Salon was way better tanev a shit

I AM OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BOBBY NOT NICK! FUCK MORE REMINDERS OF PAIN!

Time fly's when you're having fun

81282682
Stop posting

salo was made of glass even more than tanev but his slapshots were clutch

Salo gave his left nut for the canucks dog

if you're 40 surely you're at least married and have kids right

isnt *chan basically the home of mgtow

going to the game on saturday la. who wants to go with me

no idea. i stay away from infinity chan because apparently its used for cp

>against the blots
the team is probably going to get shit on lmao

>always read magic the gathering

I'm pretty over this whole winter thing

really? im going too.

got them for free so I don't really mind, and the Canucks always win when I go to a game.

get a room

If you pay for the trip I got tons of coke

t. poorfag that cant even afford cbc

what are you, a coilers fan?

Nvm thought it was in LA

>gagner gone
well

we should meet up during an intermission than maybe fuck after or something

F ganger

what are you, a bruins fan?