The last things you ate and drank are now the only things you can have: HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

The last things you ate and drank are now the only things you can have: HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

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i had water to drink, and stewed tomatoes in sloppy joe sauce to eat, because that was all that was in my cupboard and i'm broke. so, very fucked.

Well technically last thing I ate was my own cum about 10 minutes ago and washed it down with some coffee so I guess I'm fucked

I'd have heartburn for the rest of my life.

green tea and pasta

imokwiththis

A high protein, big salad and some water. I'll be living well into my 90s

Ritz and cheese, with mouthwash chased down with Coca Cola.
I'll be fine.

vegetable bowl with chickpeas and water. good stuff.

42 OZ coke with a double quarter pounder and three candy bars.

I think I'll do well

Fruity Pebbles.
I’ll take it.

Guess who's gonna die from scurvy? That's right, me.

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i would never feel again
my tongue will kill itself from the depressing food

Chinese style spicy duck with rice and vegetable and I am fucked I want beef in life

This the best i heard in here

Gone be a shitty life you dumbfag

Pussy

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Well you are going to starve unless you get some seriously fungal and cheesy pussy to eat.

Green tea and a mexican bread they know it as "concha" (shell?) i'm ok with that

Herb crusted chicken home made mac and cheese and green beans in a butter pepper sauce … yeah I’m good

Homemade salmon cakes & water. Ehh, okay.

Pretty happy, had 250g of beef, an L sized egg, tour small sized chocolate filled croissants and water to down it all. 1200kcal and 90g protein. Imma be a beefy boi.

Lays barbecue chips and Dr Pepper

That'll get old real quick

water and a plain bologna sandwich

chicken pasta, salad and tea, guess I'll live pretty long.

>Giant Yorkshire pudding with a chicken roast dinner inside it.
>Half a pint of vodka and Irn Bru.

I could honestly live with that.

>for food
egg, lettuce, bacon, cheese, fried garlic, and fried onion with cream cheese.
>for drink
i mean, i had water with this but if you mean a special drink than i had some spiked sprite

Chicken masala and a pack of milk. Will i die? Why do i get more thirsty after drinking milk? Is this the end because cant quench thirst.

Count Chocula with milk
Diabetes here i come

Hazelnut coffee and jalapeno chips.
Im ded in a week

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>double cheeseburger
>small fries
>McChicken
>large iced tea
prolly won't last long

made me gag.

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>chips and salsa
>straight bottom shelf vodka

I'll spend the last month of my life in the bathroom

pretty rekt, chips n ribs and a bepis

Lasagna and water
Do I have to cook the lasagna myself every time

I had Some School Cafeteria beans...FUCK

little bits mini muffins and hot chips. ill have to live on my toilet.

cheez-its and water

McDouble Dr Pepper and small fry I’ll be okay

Water, chinese rice and bbq wings
Im set baby

Double bacon cheese burger and fires with a coke. So I'm gonna be fine

O shit. Just game back from my azn date. I fucked the slant eye raw so mission accomplished but i was eating out with her and i chewed on sticky rice and a south east asian mongol stew with unknown source of meat. Am i fucked?

retard lol

Green Apples and water.....

i ate your mom and drank your goddo

reheated pizza and dr. pepper
.....fuck

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onion rings and beer... not too shabby

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I drank a protein shake blended up with powder, a banana, almonds, and milk, and ate a plate of beef lol
Would have liked some veggies in there but this is fine

cinnamon bun and milk

RIP

Bread with salami and normal water. Could be worse

>tfw when you spend 20 years of your life raising a man who wants to be a woman

Pomegranate and water. Probably pretty fucked.

Milkfag

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Fried chicken and coke
Not bad

Pussy and period blood. Meh I live them.

No Way you Get to eat Cats

weak nigger genes that cant handle milk

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