Any of you faggots here that fucked traps have stories?

Any of you faggots here that fucked traps have stories?

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Bruh did you fuck a trap?

no

Darn

thats why i was asking lol

Well I let this guy suck me off one time shit was crazy bro

No, but one time I got to a chick’s door for an anonymous hookup and my “I’m here” text got a response of “How do you feel about trans” and then a bunch of faggy pleading shit as I drove away.

Did the chick seem passable?

Nah I'm straight

> Did the chick seem passable?
It was a body shot on a single image no text hookup app and I like small tits sooooo

Still got the picture?

> Still got the picture?
Fuck no. Whether it was Pure or Lucky that shit expires after an hour or so and I don’t even screenshot pics of most of the girls I do bang. I definitely don’t have some trap who made me lose my parking space saved.

Should take that trap to court a great parking space is like a pot of gold

slept with a postop trap her wound was horrible

> Should take that trap to court a great parking space is like a pot of gold
In NYC? You’re telling me.

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Jesus Christ I heard they got no lubrication in their pussies. Is it true?

yikes

Holy fuck dude NYC??? Yeah give that trap life in prison.

> Holy fuck dude NYC??? Yeah give that trap life in prison.
If only I didn’t smoke so much weed that I don’t even remember what borough I drove to that night I’d go to its house and make a citizen’s arrest.

Ok story tiem:
>on pof
>talking to a qt3.14 7/10
>meet up at a local cafe
>it’s a dude in a Halloween yellow wig
>red lipstick badly put on
You don’t look like this picture, why?
>responds in a forced high pitched voice
Oh that’s my sister
>start walking back to my pickup
>forced high pitched voice
I thought we were spending the day together, I’m 5 hours from home. You said you’d give me a ride.
>look out driver side window
You said you were a woman and passed yourself off as your sister.
I don’t have any money...
>tears welling up in his eyes
We had a connection!!!
No we didn’t
>his voice dropped 8 octaves
GET THE FUCK OUTA TRUCK!!!
>grab my pistol from the center console
>respond in the most calm controlled way I could manage
>no anger in me, talk in barely above a whisper, no fear
If you don’t get your nasty tranny hands off my truck, it’s over for you friend.
>mumbles
Bigot
No friend, i don’t hate you because your a tranny, i hate you because you’re a liar, now fuck off.
>Start truck and drive off

Bruhhhh I’m dead asf seems like NYC where you are and Los Angeles where I am have a big problem with traps

I live in the gay district of toronto and I've had sex with 2 trannies. I've never taken a cock in my ass but I've sucked them off and eaten ass countless times, as well as fucked them.

Fuck that’s worse than my worst date
>be me 40
>hot little tinderella 20
>go to pick her up
>girl is at least 100 pounds heavier than pics
>smells like she just got gang raped
>take her out
>back to my place
>do not even attempt to smash
>next day
>can you give me a ride somewhere?
>literally anything to get her out
>driving a while
>ask where we’re going
>to get crack
>this is too much even for me
>drop her off in vicinity of crackhouse
>speed away
>two weeks later I get a text
>can you get me a pizza
>never respond

> Bruhhhh I’m dead asf seems like NYC where you are and Los Angeles where I am have a big problem with traps

Holy shit does NYC have a fucking trap problem on the anonymous sex apps. I guarantee that I have passed up pussy several times because I was too scared to send a message to a skinny chick with a strong jaw or small tits or both. FML

What apps do you use?

Giving women rights was a mistake.

> What apps do you use?
I have fucked girls off of Pure, Lucky, Skout, Fling, and Secret Benefits. All for free, mind you, well sometimes dinner or milkshakes. There are plenty of specifically young white girls who fancy themselves “Sugar Babies” who you can fuck if you take them out for sushi and tell them they’re pretty.

once, like 6 years ago while I was in the Army I met a tranny that I legit just thought was a tomboy until we made out after our second date and "she" told me she was trans. I figured fuck it, don't ask don't tell is repealled so what are they gonna do? and then I fucked him up the ass in my barracks room, wasn't really into it and he could tell so we split ways. Turns out pussy is better than anal, also another set of male genitalia being present really killed my mood.

green text?

> Turns out pussy is better than anal, also another set of male genitalia being present really killed my mood.

No fucking shit, user. Guinness tastes better than gasoline, too, but you shouldn’t have to chug a glass of 89 octane to realize it.

>be me
>25, haven't been laid in a while
>matching with trannies off tinder
>fuck it
>meet one, drink a bit of beer and then she starts getting handsy with my cock
>whip it out, she starts sucking
>eventually am rock hard, ready to fuck
>pull down her pants, she has a big thick cock and a tight small little ass
>tranny is small like 5 foot 6 140 lbs
>manhandle her around fucking her ass for a little while
>cum hard

>look at her cock and get sudden urge to start sucking
>she starts moaning MMMmm grabs back of my head
>explodes big tranny load in my mouth

>meet her friend later on, also tranny
>much nicer thick ass
>eat booty, fuck booty, suck cock, rinse and repeat

>want to try threesome sometime soon

You know you’re gay, right?

yeah well now whenever faggits hit on me they can't use the "how do you know you don't like it if you haven'y tried it" line on me

Never fucked a trap. They are actually men in women's clothing. True story.

> yeah well now whenever faggits hit on me they can't use the "how do you know you don't like it if you haven'y tried it" line on me
Sure, that seems worth it.

lol wait I forgot I had horrifying traps from Skout

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Don't care I have fun every time and don't have to deal with any annoying extras. They just want to cum and so do I. I show up with my own alcohol they have their own alcohol we drink and fuck then I leave after cumming a few times.

No emotional non-sense for the most part.

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Fucked my ex's little brother. Guy was very feminine & he was doing lots of anal play so the ass was not too tight. Was worried it would be too tight, but as this is my only gay interaction I have had this was my train of thought as to why it was more enjoyable

> They just want to cum and so do I.
I do literally exactly the same thing, but with women all the time. That’s an option if you’re interested, you know.

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>they just want to cum and so do I
jesus, you're a living meme.

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Really? you don't have to listen to any emotional problems and be supportive at all just chill dump a load and leave?

> Really? you don't have to listen to any emotional problems and be supportive at all just chill dump a load and leave?
Fuck no, dude. There are apps and sites full of pussy that is no more interested in hearing about your shitty day than you are in hearing about theirs.

Pic related: my last hookup from last week

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Lol man I'm honestly not very attractive. Every woman I've met off those apps has been needy and annoying. None of the hot ones respond.

holy fuck cheating with trap sibling is hot as fuck, did he tempt you too do it and did your ex ever find out? pls tell the full story

And you can see by what I like why I can get suckered by traps. What I don’t understand is why so many of these dudes target straight guys looking for girls. At best it’s dishonest and at worst it’s predatory. It makes no sense when there are so many faggots who think they’re straight actually looking for men in dresses. Why not go after that crowd? Why do I have to lose my parking space and get annoyed?

> Lol man I'm honestly not very attractive.
My looks are average, but I’m fairly witty and at this point need no more confirmation that I’m charming, plus I live in a huge city and have a great car. YMMV, but if your face isn’t all that, just show your body’s best assets and learn how to talk the talk. Here’s one of the “Sugar Babies” but I actually dated this one.

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what apps

I'm really not that witty and my car is kind of shitty lol. I need to hit the gym and get in better shape but I have a condtion with my wrists where I can't really lift weights. I need to go to a doctor about it but have put it off

i havent fucked a trap yet, but i let some guy from grindr come over recently
he was awkward and a little ugly but had this huge dick that he was mediocre with, kind of enjoyed it?
i think im just dtf, romantically im not really into men or trannies but if its just sex, whatever goes

i really want to fuck my coworker and her fiance, theyre both hot, and she and i have been really close lately, she knows i like to whore around, any advice? im already trying to get them to hang out more just the three of us, we usually hang out with a few other coworkers, and theyre interested in that

See

>He was a High Schooler at the time & I was in college
>16/23
>I have always had a thing for just thicc or petite women. Nothing in between for me
>Ex, the 21 at the time
>I really liked her so I never pushed much for actual sex
>Horrible at taking my dick even after lube & being slow
>Really was a goddess at sucking dick
>Her brother was an open gay, but not flamboyant gay
>Tells me 1 night that he heard her give me head & was asking about it
>Felt odd, but thought he is gay so I said yeah your sis is best at it
>Tell me he bets he is better
>Told him I doubt it, but he kept pressing & said he could show me
>Sister shows up & he said the offer was always there
>Some time later on I take her home wasted & he helps me take her inside
>I stay a little while because I was being a fag goodie goodie worrying about her, but also slightly buzzed
>Guy starts asking me sexual stuff & I was slightly interested because I had not gotten my shoot off at all that day
>Guy sucks me off & strokes me just the right long way
>He rolls on to his back & asks me to stroke him too
>Guy is only about 5 in to my 7in
>Guy cums real fast & eventually we go to his room & I fucked him for about 2 hrs
>Off & on we would fuck, but I haven't seen him in about 5 years now because I don't use social media
Guy was a genuine Trap. Not a Tranny stuff, which is fine if your into that, but the guy was just already feminine no hormone changes needed. He kept himself fit & passed very easily.

> I'm really not that witty and my car is kind of shitty lol. I need to hit the gym and get in better shape
You’ve got two options user
>git gud
>wait until you’re 40

When you turn 40 the world of girls whose searches are 40+ opens up to you. They are all looking for Daddy. You do not have to be Daddy to fuck them you just have to make a good impression.

pounds heavier than pics
>>can you get me a pizza
Fucking lost.

I just like fucking traps now lol i've been corrupted.

I only want to have a relationship with a real woman though

Yeah I've fallen for this trick before. What would you rate your looks out of ten?

>just show your body’s best assets
>tfw don't have any

lol pretty much. Im chubby with a smallish cock and no muscle tone.

Work on the muscles then user. Get what you can going for you

> What would you rate your looks out of ten?
I’m absolutely a 7 at the very most. I look like a worse John Oliver. But like Sam Jackson says in Pulp Fiction, “Personality goes a long way.”

I’ll gree text my best pickup
>meet 19yo
>”I’m a sugar baby”
>me: what does that mean to you?
>$200 for bj $400 for sex
>counteroffer: you let me take you out for milkshakes and let me charm your pants off for free
>her: No way!
>me: hey, worst case scenario you get a free milkshake
>she agrees
>meet at diner
>milkshakes, pie, and laughter are enjoyed
>cost about $15
>walking back to our cars
>she starts putting up her very long hair into a bun as we are clearly headed to where my car was parked
>jackpot

She was super crazy fun (pic related) and would share her location with me if she was running off to fuck some old creep in case she got murdered. She made a lot of money and I’m probably at a net positive considering how many times she took me to dinner

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I'll give you this: Most people keep up this bullshit about how looks don't matter. While you don't seem to be saying that they're everything, you do appear to act as though they certainly play a part.
I like your honesty, it's quite refreshing on here these days.

> I like your honesty, it's quite refreshing on here these days.
I’m a bit of an oldfag any way you slice it. Yeah, I’m in my forties now, but I started coming here in my twenties like most of you faggots. Sometimes you give me shit, but that’s because you’re still under the illusion that you can leave. Here’s some teen pussy I used to enjoy but it was from tinder and required actual effort.

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My trap story didn't seal the deal unfortunately
>a few months ago be at this bar with work buddies
>notice one of their new servers is very attractive but does have the trap voice so probably 90 percent sure MTF but passes very well
>play it cool and wait till guys leave and be super friendly to her as I drink a decent tab we hit it off pretty nice
>go back a few days later to "watch the game" and she chats me up a lot as I drink a ton
>pretty much she barely works as she comes to hang out with me and we get to know each other but I never mention anything about her obvious trapness
>after a few nights of hanging out at the bar and we get to know her I'm not sure how I feel about her since even though she's hot I'm not sure if I could get it on with a MTF but my ex and I are finalizing our break-up so I'm willing to do something new
>decide to ask her out and that night we chat a ton I can tell she thinks I'm funny and attractive and as I pay my bill I write my number down
>She's like "what's this? You know I have a boyfriend (I couldn't remember if she did) and you have a girlfriend user (who I hadn't seen in days)
>I play it off as a joke and super embarrassed I get the fuck outta there
WTF not sure what to make of that and I doubt she was just playing me for tips since my work group always tips high since we're regulars to all servers regardless and plus she really liked to waste time getting to know me? Anyways I made excuses to my office mates to not go back to the bar for months and finally last week I went back pretty much forgetting the incident and as I'm taking to a manager I noticed still working there and she's literally staring at me with big racoon eyes trying to get my attention but I play it cool and just nod to her not really making a show of it. But damn just seeing her again fuck. I swear she pases way better than most porn trannies I'm really surprised how I've fallen like this

Jesus Christ user. Trap or not, it is in a bartenders best interest to be nice to people. Don’t, for a second, mistake kindness from people in the service industry for any sort of real attraction. Protip: strippers do not actually like you either.

I have problems iwth my wrists so I can't really do any upper body stuff

Glad it worked out well for you. My last success basically involved meeting a woman about 8 years younger than me (i'm 32, she was 24) and getting a bj in a car park/parking lot. Neither of us even tried for dinner or drinks, we both just wanted to get out and meet someone. Could have gone better, but still went better than expected.

You don't have to pick up a extreme weight to get your body in shape. If you can pick up a 20lb dumbbell your solid user

Holy fuck I'm actually pretty good looking bruh. Trust me she likes me. As I said I was there the other day and she was trying hard to get my attention even though I was mostly ignoring her. She was coming up to me to chat not me, she doesn't need to make friends to get tips. However she seems to be into playing games and cis or tran regardless of the woman I'm not into that bullshit. Might surprise but not every guy is an ugly incel on Sup Forums bruh

> I have problems iwth my wrists so I can't really do any upper body stuff
The best advice I can give you about that is to read the sticky on and then make a thread about lifting with wrist issues. Yes, they are a bunch of roided out faggots, but they know their shit and they sure as hell helped me get into the best shape of my life a bunch of years ago. I’m back to being a lazy POS and I smoke tons of weed and cigarettes, but that’s because I realized I didn’t need to be fit or healthy to score pussy (which became a major priority after getting out of a horrible 12 year relationship) once I got older.

>that’s because you’re still under the illusion that you can leave
Lol not really. I've tried to leave this cesspool so many times now. I'm the 32y/ofag in the other chain.
>tinder
>required actual effort
Lol that doesn't surprise me. I got sick of Tinder almost immediately. The amount of women who are just there for either the top-tier or an ego boost from the lower tiers was ridiculous. Total waste of time unless you're a 7 or above.

I literally can't though. Any repetitive movement like that causes me a great deal of pain. I have a bump on the outside of each wrist that swells up whenever I have tried to lift weights. I need to see a doctor to deal with it.

fuck thats hot as hell so are you telling me ur ex never found out ? but was he better than her or what ?

>Different fag chiming in
The other fag has a point in that you have to keep in the back of your head that they were probably just doing there job. Sometimes you do gotta slow burn a relationship instead of jumping into it. Totally on the fact you said they have a man already in their life.

>posted an ad on craigslist for a BJ
>get email back asking if I mind being with a trans person
>tell her (inb4 pronouns) I'm OK with it
>she sends me pics of her tits. b-cups and long hard nipples
>arrange to meet
>get there around 7:00
>she passes as a 4/10 woman
>dressed nicely. dress, heels,make-up. sort of what she might wear to an office job
>get down to business
>she spends about an hour just working my cock and balls
>literally the best oral I have ever received
>does a little rimming while down there
>great kisser
>whispers to me "I want you to take me"
>don't have to be asked twice
>I was so edged I last about two minutes
>she takes the condom off and works my cock again for about 20 minutes
>wrap up and fuck her again
>leave around midnight
>meet up with her about 5 times
>mind blowing each time

> Holy fuck I'm actually pretty good looking bruh.
If you read my posts up thread you’ll see that while this is certainly a factor it doesn’t count for as much as people think it does. Again, I’m a 7/10 dorky motherfucker but I am drowning in pussy.

>Trust me she likes me.
Trust me, you’re delusional. I live with a 23 year old girl who is both a bartender and a stripper and whenever I’m up when she comes home at 5am I make her food and listen to her bitch about guys like you.

>she doesn't need to make friends to get tips.
No, but you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar and despite all your protesting “she” still shot you down, which is pretty damning evidence that she’s just not that into you, “bruh”

>Might surprise but not every guy is an ugly incel on Sup Forums bruh
Well nothing would surprise me about Sup Forums after being here for 13 years. And you’re right. I’m at the point where I’m actively turning down pussy because I caught feelings. The tranny bartender still doesn’t like you, though.

Yeah was really coked out got absolutely destroyed by a bbc tranny hooker. Never again.

dude just go up to her and fuck her easy by now, bitch is craving for the dick so much

I think it was the taboo of cheating that made the sex better, but naw she never found out. Like I said she was nice & I liked her a lot so over time I just dropped them both off

>bored and horny one afternoon
>make grindr profile
>start messaging some people
>get a reply from someone
>they send me some pics
>more of a crossdresser, but face and body were done up well enough to be at least a low-mid-tier trap
>send some pics of my face, body and dick (bear btw)
>they get real interested in meeting
>they actually put in more effort into their appearance and being friendly and flirty than most women i've been with before
>get cold feet at the last minute and delete my profile
Tbh not sure if I actually even want to do it. Another one I chatted to on grindr another time told me it sounded like I'm not really into that whole scene and I'm starting to wonder if they had a point.

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This thread is a trap.

> Total waste of time unless you're a 7 or above.
For me it was really about understanding my demographic. I’m not exactly mature. I live with a stripper and have a Game of Thrones tattoo. If a girl is 27 and works in finance and has a picture of her graduating from Vassar I have to swipe left, because that girl is looking for a relationship and is definitely not down for my nonsense. However, an 18 year old whose occupation is “meme queen” who works at “Arkham Asylum” is practically a done deal from the first message. To whit, I have had hundreds and hundreds of tinder matches, but only three on bumble because those girls are serious.

Problem is I checked her Facebook and she might've broken up with him lately but her bc is a roided up gorilla with ugly tats the type of guy who might smash my nose in in the parking lot. I gotta think this through. But you think I should swing by this Friday and just have a go with her? I wish I could post her pics but I don't wanna out myself here

did you any particular hot stories with it or was it just good sex most of the time?

Yeah I get you there it was always in the back of my head she could be playing me for tips like most bartenders do but she seems to be TOO into me for that. Maybe she just don't wants to cheat BUT she kinda seems she wants to

> I checked her Facebook
Post its pic and we’ll tell you if it has a dong.

if you want to just remove exif data and upload the pic but you obviously dont need to. Other than that its for sure she wanted to get dicked before and just had second thoughts because of here bf but considering traps are sluttier than women she would probably throw herself to you by now since she is not with anyone

>this guy is gonna get shot down by a tranny bartender TWICE
holy fuck you should livestream your suicide here, been awhile since we had one of those

> if you want to just remove exif data and upload the pic
Pretty sure, but not positive that Sup Forums strips exif data upon posting now.

Are you that John Oliver sad oldfag from earlier in the thread? Lol no offense but who are you to cast shade on me bruh? Anyways if I get shot down twice as you say I think she's worth it and I'll take my chances I won't neck myself for it.

damn then he should just upload the pic, fuck is going to happen ?

Nah. Wasn’t me. You should still stream yourself popping off though. At the very least don’t procreate.

Yeah she was pretty desperate for attention from me last time I was there despite what says

should be easy sailing for you from here on, so after its done tell us what happend

> At the very least don’t procreate.
It occurs to me that maybe you should be chasing traps

> Yeah she was pretty desperate for attention from me last time
I guarantee this dude is a creepy weirdo.

Once upon a time I fucked a man, dressed like a lady, up his ass. He gave me AIDS and I died. The End.

Ok like I've been on this Mongolian knitting board since I've been sixteen trust me anything you say I've seen worse from better so you're not impressing anyone user no one even on Sup Forums will suck your dick no matter how much of a faggot you are. Just dropping that truth

how can you tell if you are genuinely bisexual or just prison gay?

just post a pic dude

Who isn't here really?