I love the smell of my own farts. What can I eat to make them as disgusting as humanly possible?
I love the smell of my own farts. What can I eat to make them as disgusting as humanly possible?
Jaxson Wilson
Elijah Parker
Rat poison
Jace Ortiz
Or a bullet. Whichever removes you from the equation quickest.
Jason Cook
Pencil lead
Tyler Robinson
Fish or cauliflower, I dunno.
Benjamin Bell
A can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew
Carson Sanchez
Nothing but sausages and hamburgers. No bun or toppings. Just meat for days. I know this because that was my diet while camping and I had the most rancid poops afterwards
Ian Garcia
i remember of a story of a guy that drank a shitton of beers and ate fish i believe so he could fart in his car and enjoy the smell, sometimes farting before leaving to the store, so he can enjoy it when he comes back
Owen Jenkins
Fiber. Lots of leafy dark greens. Brussels sprouts. Hard boiled eggs.
No ones bowels are stinker than vegetarians!
Ryan Perez
See? Fish. Fish wins
Nathan Rivera
Pennies
Ryan Howard
Wait, I meant penis
Jonathan Garcia
i read it like 2 or 3 years ago i think, can't remember what it was, but i'm pretty sure it was fish
Brayden Reed
Fishes' penis
Ryan Bell
roasted garlic
Sebastian Reed
idk but if you like the smell of your farts you should eat KFC and then fart
smells like herbs and spices mane
Cameron Cook
Seriously, OP, google "Dinty Moore Beef Stew Farts"
Michael Gutierrez
Fishes don't have penises.
Mason King
checked
also checked
>Satan never lies
Isaiah Jackson
You can eat copious amounts of cum and mayonnaise and then maybe rim some fat unwashed hookers.
Camden Sanders
So... Fishes' eggs ?
Jackson Cooper
hey user, there is no such word as "fishes", fish refers both to singular and plural
Asher Parker
No, OP is a faggot. It's got to be fish semen.
Lucas Gonzalez
There is such a word. It's a double plural. Multiple fish plus multiple species of fish.
Noah Davis
I thought fishes didn't have dicks... Now I am confused
Mason Thomas
Well, they kinda do but it's more of a nozzle since they fertilize externally.
Carson Nguyen
you're right, thanks for correcting my mistake anonchan, have a great day
Sebastian King
Just try to eat as one-sided as you can and drink as many milk as you can.
Hudson Allen
u mean fishsticks
Jeremiah Reyes
Ramen with jalapeño powder makes for some rank ass gas
Christopher Morales
>Fridge
>Beans
Nigga what?
Jason Rogers
raw cabbage, hard boiled eggs, and 2 40's of steel reserve will make you smell like a fetid corpse
Adam Collins
Eggs doused in hot sauce.