Where do you see yourself in 5 years Sup Forums?

where do you see yourself in 5 years Sup Forums?

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God emperor of the universe

Doing your uncle...

male porn star
Only fucking the hottest & tightest sluts in the world going in raw
eating lollies out of their ass holes.
and a airplane . fuck yeah

CEO of my self made company that's obv gonna sky rocket

here, fapping to low level porn

i will not only have had your job but i will also be your boss or way over you

unironically has anyone else never known how to answer this question? my immediate answer would still be 'dead'

Impossible to say.

Doing your... son?

you just look up what the most realistic trajectory for the job you are applying for is and say that, most of what a job interview is about is being a convincing liar

Camping outside my polling place to be the first ballot cast for Ivanka Trump.

I'm talking about being truthful though
I figured I'd be dead by 25, and really worked toward it tbh, but I'm still here

>"It amazes me that big companies still spend company time and money conducting job interviews when studies show that simply going by the submitted resume is just as effective in getting a feel for the applicant - that is, people have just as shitty judgement in person as they do on paper."
>"But hey, at least you three stooges get to feel important. Do I have the job?"

I thought I'd be gone by 27, and yet here I am, at 32, and my dick is no bigger than it was 5 years ago.

settle down cosby wtf

all resumes are white
all applicants are not

Alive I say with reluctant hope. If my cousin goes through with her threat and does a DNA test on the daughter I made with her's kid once he or she is born, I might be in prison.

you can't be truthful in a job interview, it's all about make you look like the best possible candidate then disappointing them after you get the job

hey, I'm from Mississippi too!

same goes for dating

this. just in case some slip through the la-de-da test.

Same place as now user - a mirror!

hahahahahah this is too relatable dude fuck you
well there's only so much you can tell but I really do pride myself on being honest. I guess interviews are kind of in a different realm though

Imagine the lack of diversity in the workplace if we only looked at resumes with names and genders redacted.9

>have had 1 successful job interview
>have landed 1 job from it
>ended up getting fired from said job
>have had a few jobs before that
when is the GF coming im starting to get bored

Have some kin there but I'm in Alabama.

which is why i suck at both, older i get the more i hate lying, makes me feel like trash

its all the same shit honestly. The borders were only drawn to define which niggers were who's problem...

You lie because you're trash, and you're trash because you lie.

pretty much

dead.

especially if i don't get the job i interviewed for today.

i won't keep going on being a sober loner who just works his ass off just to scrape by.

anyone got a line on nembutal?

holy fuck KEK

the exact answer to that is, where would you see me in 5 years?

rolling for funeral home

I quit having problems with niggers when I found out my kin mixed with them.

i found nembutal in viridian forest, but kinda rare

Here.

so if your kin jumped off a bridge... oh right, Alabama, nvm.

Personally I take fukkittol while drinking.

o shit this nigga got PUNS

Hopefully I'll have passed on. I've had 3 people close to me pass recently, and I prayed to God to take me instead of them, since they had people that loved and cared for them.
No one loves or cares for me. So why didn't God take me instead of them?

so... do you have a line on nembutal?

I'll be 27 heading towards 28 like the age when my mother gave birth to me. Anyways, I think that I'll be hopefully a more successful person than I currently am. Maybe with a wife and kids. I hardly doubt it because I ain't fucking Chad.

because God is earnestly trying to annoy me, using you as a proxy

Need some love or card, user?

care*
Damn you, autocorrect!

I think you need to learn the meaning of "hardly" before you start considering matrimony

this thread got gross, i'm out

have u ever heard the saying only the good die young?

True user, but I'm a KHHV NEET right now.

khhv meaning?

"Celebrating the 5 year anniversary of you asking me this question." - Mitch Hedberg

Y'all slammin' Alabama? C'mon, bro. No call for that.

KHHV - Kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin.

this term never really made sense to me, there is a 0% chance you have never had a hug, girls literally hand these out as a greeting nowadays.

"Only the good die young."

Trolls like to make up terms to create new levels of fictional people they can slam.

what does this sentence even mean

Welcome to the Internet, user. Where we pick on Alabama on incest.

Nothing wrong with incest if your kin is hot and can keep a secret.

deep in either depression or a cold dark grave

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In a perfect world then dead. If not dead then here.

Ozarks fag spotted

being a male nurse
kind of a fallback but good money

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>handholdless
lol

Like you wouldn't fuck a hot relative if you could. Admit it, a few of your kin are in your head's spank bank. Unless you already fucked or are fucking someone in your family and are pretending its gross online so you can seem "normal".

>male nurse
"But, doctors are males and nurses are female." Smh...

In a grave

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better lifestyle than yours

True user, but I'm just saying what the typical shill says.

oh i see. sorry i misinterpreted that

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Alabamanon cannot even see why anons make fun of Alabama incest anons.

In 5 years prefecting skills of jerking my self off. I wish to blow larger loads from my cock, after mastering the edging technique and perfecting my output to cover a women entire face with cum. I cannot fathem doing this now but in 5 years i think i will have monster loads like in the porn videos.

with this you're predestinating yourself into failure in all aspects of your life

Taking a fat ogre shit

She can't be President. She wasn't born in the United States.

that was my fallback too, finding it hard to get decent work even as a nurse though, everywhere wants experience

>everywhere wants experience
Fuck those jobs!

You're a fucking moron, user. She can't run for president since she wasn't born here.

so you are a next epstein i see

Obama wasnt either but that was a thing.

Playing in a band that seems like they know what they're doing but will never be more than underground relevant in our hometown, if that. Or dead, that's an option too.

Helping put the country back together after the civil war. Maybe helping prepare troops for the European theater.

Hopefully dead shortly after my dog passes.