New celeb thread

New celeb thread
Who are your top 3?

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She's allowed to eat meat

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What about suck dicks?

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Only mine please...

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Nah also mine.

All 3 of ours?

No no no
I don't like this
That's my gf you must know

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Mmm...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

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MMMMMMM

OH MY FUCKING GOD, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAAAAH MY DICK FUCK YES MY DICK, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

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OH FUCK MY FUCK MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FUCK OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

his phone omg yes

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lmao

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Broke a damn blood vessel.

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dance a little closer to me, dance a little closer now, dance a little closer tonight

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *queef ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>You are so funny

Fuck my pussy

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My top three are just Francesca capaldi at different ages.

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My nigga

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All those ages being in the future, right?

That sounds like a Carly Jepsen song.

She got a booty.

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kek

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13,14,15

the nights do get chilly

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Diane Guerrero
Clemence Poésy
Emma Watson

pedo, pedo, pedo.

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Who wore it better?

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who can get it off faster?

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Emma is the devil, checked.

Other two are cuties.

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If I'm not supposed to want to breed her, why is she so sexy?

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Why is it not socially acceptable to beat off in movie theaters to qt's such as ours?

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Shes not. You pedo fuck.

Sounds like some good fun competition to me.

Being attracted to young girls isn't bad, it's acting on.

Because then everyone would have their junk out and it would turn you off from beating off in the first place, at least as it is now you have to hide your junk. It's a courtesy thing.

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ive done it a few times

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Maybe it would turn me on

If no eye contact is made and you have socks on, it is perfectly acceptable to beat your meat in front of other dudes.
My nigga

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The only time I act on it is when I fap to Francesca or Lilly

how do you time it? what if it cuts to something weird when you are ready?

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Have you seen those massive breasts of hers?

just wear a baggy coat

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Imagine the smell tho...

Kek, well damn, I didn't know this.

Lilly Kruk? I've fapped to this pics of her in her skirt like five or six times. HNNNG

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I don't look at kids.

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People call us degenerates, I call it having fun. It is so constricting being normal. I would rather just do things normal people would not do. Why can't I drink milk beyond the expiration date? Why can't I shoot my friend with a paintball gun when he is getting off of work from my two story apartment window? Why can't I bang my girlfriend's grandma and steal her booze after she passes out during the 6pm news?

Some people say I should go to jail. I say I am on an adventure.

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Deranged

What about the summer? That would be suspicious.
Dude, it is in Niggalations 3:18, "Thou shalt have socks on and no contact of the eyes while beatething thy meat in front of thy same sex kin"

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you just have to wait

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Hmmm..So he was behind of that..

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Hey now. Let us not be calling each other names up in here. You don't want this smoke.

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Psh... Noooo.... :(

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Wait, weren't you meant to go to prison?

Oh god Lilly in a skirt is wayyyyyy too sexy

Dududu...
Need Jade feets on my lap...
Dududu

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Nope! I am not Tnig or anyone else. I am 68w bro!

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I learn more valuable information in these threads than I ever did in school.

The last time I fapped to her I imagined her sitting on her school desk and me standing between her legs with my boner out and she looked down and watched as her little hand stroked me... it was so nice.

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Why just her feet?

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You aren't the dude who threatened someone with a sword?

Sup Forums was made with children in mind.

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No, I think you are thinking of someone else. There are multiple Emma Stone posters.

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Feet are so cute :)

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then you have to be lucky

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I try to keep my discussion family friendly for this very reason.

God I wish that were me.

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Good. That dude was nuts.

Why not like dis?
Why not just get lucky, instead of being lucky?
I just realized how bad that comment sounded. No pun intended for my original comment.

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What happened?

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Something about being drunk and threatening his girlfriend with a sword.

het lucky and be luck both

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Very hard to fap in here.

Shhh, don't you worry about a thing.

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