Hey army, I need some quotes for a school project. Give me your best ones

Hey army, I need some quotes for a school project. Give me your best ones.

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Pull out before she gets pregnant

This school is full of faggots

May you ride shiny and eternal on road to Valhalla

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You ain't the father unless she admits to making the baby via incest.

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Broken umbrellas in the wind resemble dead birds

4 Chan is a website to make friends

If she's asleep
Don't hesitate to creep

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>"Blow it in my ass, I don't want another retarded kid!"
- Your mother.

Don't trust everything you read on the internet
-Abraham Lincoln

"The ass was phat" Arthur

"If they crawl, play ball" J. Epstein

Big weights, big women.

It's better to remain silent & thought a fool, than to speak up & remove all doubt. Abe Lincoln

Niggers gonna nig

Hmmm..So he was behind of that..

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That's Mark Twain.

>Fuck off space niggers we’re full

Hitler did nothing wrong

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I couldn't tackle the bear. They took my stain.

If I were a smarter human, I wouldn't have asked the internet for quotes. - Ghandi

Two in the pink, 18 in the stink. - Ronald Reagan

Caffeine and nicotine are all a man needs

What kind of quotes are we going for here? I need context.Tell em about the project and I'll see what fits.

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"Sit on my face and tell me you love me." -Mother Theresa.

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being gay can be a pain in the ass.

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how communism will change the world to the better through being eradicated and making way for capitalism

I'm so sick of being pushed around. It's time to end this!

"I would say I enjoy anal on a regular basis. The Febreeze that sits on the back of the toilet is probably my favorite if I can work up to it."

Buy my mixtape, Mein Kampf. Available at Barnes and Noble and The Walgreens down tha road.

how polygamy is the only reasonable way

"nobody intends to put up a wall" - bob the builder