ITT: poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: poorly describe vidya; anons guess.

>Save all your friends.
>Girlfriend is a mermaid in the end.

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>Solve a bunch of puzzles
>Win the game

thats like 80% of all single player games

PC game?

Super mario sunshine

tetris

Goonies 2

>vehicle on a 3 lane road
>music

Goonies II

>creatures beating each other up like a fighting game

You and your shirtless friend use infinite ammo and unrealistic weapons to kill an alien.

guy eats a lot
entities try to get guy

Spy Hunter

nope

Contra

pac man try harder

Pac-Man

Pacman


>"no I don't wanna go bowling"

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meant for

>I used to play this game, but then... you know...

Got it

Bump 'n' Jump

Frog runs away into a hole, so you kill everything you see underground.

Oh look, sweet car

heres a hard one maybe

>a bunch of weird animals and a guy with a shovel fucking beat the shit out of each other

Chased by aliens and you have a sexy purple a.i in your head

Skyrim

nope

Blaster Master

Blaster Master

BATTLETOADS

System Shock?

Ocorina of time

The title character only shows up at the end, but everyone that didn't play the game thinks it's your name.

DigDug

You got it

Close, Halo combat evolved

Yup

halo
try harder

Animal crossing

The Legend of Link

lmao no but funny guess

Bug people come up from underground caves and you are in jail

Sheeeit, you niggas are old. But, yes. Thats correct.

>Be a ball.
>Insanity.

Primal Rage

Frankenstein

>playing pretend with your friends turns into a battle with a possessed hand

Its cold world and you are an amphibian armed with a gun.

Already posted the answer so how do I know u weren't cheating?

no idea what game but nice quads

Here's a super, super hard one:

During a witch trial, said witch merges with some power and becomes several new worlds. You must carry out her death sentence.

>primal rage
Correct

James pond
I'm related to someone from that team

>save a girl that's not really your girlfriend, but your character white knights hard

Marble Madness

Gears o War 1

Haha yeah

>Get red pilled
>MJ12
>FEMA

Battletoads

Super Mario Bros

shovel knight

Right on the money, user
Also, check quads

You kill the sun at the end

Bloodborne

Portal?

nein.
Mario gets to bang peach

Hellblade or something. Gnarly trailer with skinless corpses nailed to a burning tree?

Hmmm..So he was behind of that..

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Nope

Checked hard user

Fall out

You explode Hitler's head at the end.

Freaked me the hell out as a kid.

Overwatch

IDK if true, but not the game I'm thinking of

Wolfenstein 3D?

Sheeeit yea.

>Green Bay Packers helmet.

A puzzle game your a guy in a suit trying to get laid.

Nope. It was for the first xbox

good guess.
but the game i was thinking of only has shovel knight in it,

another hint: its an indie fighting game

were you molested as a child?

Wolfenstein 3d

Bionic Commando

Super Smash bros

Nope

Amphibian

>A puzzle game your a guy in a suit trying to get laid.
Mario

Leisure Suit Lenny.

Bingo

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Nope this games been around since windows 95

Nope.
It's an M rated game

Close enough you are correct leisure suit larry

Kindergarten cop

>blonde guy

>superhuman football players
>stats of players at the time of game's development affect the actual football players, relatively new gaming idea
>player can pick which football player he picks
>defense is instantly crushed at the beginning of the scrimmage if the offense picks the matching play.

>1895
>GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

Naw man, it's Lenny. I met him.

Overwatch

You're a anime girl that transforms into a jet, basically reading someone's suicide note for entire game.

>you could theoretically win this game within minutes just by searching the right spot on the map

Crash bandicoot