What's it like to have sex Sup Forums? How do you find someone willing to have sex with you?

What's it like to have sex Sup Forums? How do you find someone willing to have sex with you?

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Penis doodoo fart lol

fuck off moot

overrated

Moot gets all sorts of sex. Not him.
How so? It's only the most important thing to do from a biological and evolutionary perspective.

It’s like you become married. Don’t fornicate.

are you retarded?

What's so bad about being married? Most of the married people I know are pretty happy.

there's no guarantees with marriage

its easy man
just be yourself
you'll find the right person

it's not a science project, incel

There's no guarantees with anything
No, but it is something that's hardwired into our brains to be important, and not getting it fucking sucks

>How do you find someone willing to have sex with you?
Go out and meet women. Can't do anything unless you talk to them. Join a club, church, night classes, whatever. Then talk to as many women as you can. It's like fishing, you'll fail 9 of 10 times, but you'll also keep getting better at it.
Be honest with yourself. If you're a 3/10, know that the best you can hope for is a 5 (and only if you're really good), unless you have something special to raise yourself, like lots of money.
Or just pay an escort.

its usually a right place at the right time sort of thing

It's like fucking a warm apple pie!

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Married, and I've had sex 63 times (don't ask) so far this year, all with my lovely wife.

The trick is being an actual person, and treating other people like persons too.

>There's no guarantees with anything
then why did you ask?

>and not getting it fucking sucks
just get a hooker, nbd

I've been trying hard to meet women. We talk, have a good time, and end up being acquaintances, or maybe friends. Never anything beyond that though.
So if I haven't been at the right place at the right time in 33 years, what's the likelihood it will ever happen?

sorry, but i'm gonna have to ask
why do you count the exact number of times you fuck your wife?

You know how you wanted to drive when you were a kid, and it was going to be the coolest fucking thing ever, and then you're a teenager and it's awesome as fuck? Then you grow up and it *can* be enjoyable but often it's a chore?

When you connect with someone, when you're in the moment, there's nothing like it. But if it's just fucking, its anywhere from "kind of awesome" to "jesus christ woman what exactly do you need to come."

So about twice a week? Can’t tell if you’re bragging or lamenting

probably by the scars from whipping

It's good usually but sometimes just like fapping by using another body than yours

except that driving is a critical part of being a member of this society
if you can't drive, you're a weird loser, and can't do most of the things you want to do
same with sex

it's really boring if she just lays there like a dead fish

>if you can't drive, you're a weird loser
this isn't as true as it used to be in the days of uber and shit

what percentage of them do that?
possibly, but there's no uber for sex, so what's the point?

And when you talk to them, do you ever indicate your intentions? Lean in closer, hand on knee, whatever. Lower your voice, move closer, kiss. Despite screaming about equality, women still expect the man to make the first move.
Many will reject you, and you'll lose your chance at friendship. But you only need to find one that accepts it.
And again, just keep trying. Don't let the rejections bring you down.

Have you ever had the confidence to state that you want a relationship?

>what percentage of them do that?
no idea but it usually goes along with a dull personality

>there's no uber for sex
Yes there is, it's called prostitution

No, never. I have no clue how to flirt, so if I tried to indicate my intentions it would probably somehow be construed as sexual assault. Also, I can't really tell that I'm interested in someone until we've known each other for a while, and apparently by that point it's already too late.
Nope. The only people who know I want a relationship are anons online.

develop a personality

They probably use an app for birth control. Coming inside is the best. Condoms basically ruin sex and it's a meme that pulling out doesn't work.

Trick is: don't think about it.
Act like you don't care.
Try nou to dap. Keep your testosterone up.
Give it time.
Try to make your intentions hint like, to the right person.
Then you'll have the best reward.
Just be cool about it.

get a sex doll if you're just interested in fucking

Salty milk and coins

Bags of sand

have you tried rape?

I'm no Casanova but that might be the problem. You don't even need to be very direct. "Are you single?" "Want to get out of here?" " Do you have any single friends
?"

They're probably waiting for you to initiate further.

Just try it for science. Don't get too caught up on one woman. It's a numbers game.

people arent as happy as they pretend to be on social media.

>give it time
I've been waiting 33 years. How much more time do you think I should wait?
How do you hint that you want sex without being a creep? You can't just say you want sex, but anything less direct could easily be misconstrued.
>Don't get too caught up on one woman
How do people seriously do this? The whole point of a relationship is to be with someone you actually want to be with. Those people are few and far between, so when you find one of course you're going get caught up on her.

I don't use social media. They appear to be happy in real life. I guess it's possible they're just faking every aspect of their lives, but then I can't believe anything anyone says and nothing is real, so why bother?

Ok this is actually a serious response:
I was like you noob virgin, decent looking thinking: i want sex, but i have no clue on how to get a girl from club/party to my bedroom or how to text a girl. I then realised the only way to get good at this was practising, after watching tutorials on utube(lol). I was obviously not gonna go up to good looking girls who've only dealt with extroverted good looking guys. So i went for the girls that was either average looking or atleast below my standard, Practised, fucked, became experienced in both sex and flirting, now its pretty much my choice if i dont get a good looking girl home from the club. Try this. Anons saying im lying, just stay virgins, i have nothing to prove

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It's great if it's with someone new. Sex with the same person gets boring after a few times.

have a body a woman would want to have sex with.

This is not complicated. What makes you willing to have sex with someone? They have to look hot, mostly, and not ruin it with a shitty personality.

It's like getting eaten by sheep

I think the first step is to stop approaching women like some anointed godlike creatures and just treat them like normal people. Notice how you don’t see pajeets getting girls. Listen, be charming, don’t talk about autism all the time, but do talk about your interests a little bit. If you’re just looking to get laid and you aren’t a super confident super smooth or literally 8/10 or better don’t expect anything, and don’t let them control you. Be assertive but respectful. Boom GF

Went through a divorce. Married too early so never got out and slept around. After the divorce got my own place and a very nice sports car. Don’t push yourself on women. They like someone who can take care of them. Hit the gym and stay clean cut. I slept with about 14 different women in 4 months. Got old though and I found someone new. Girls like sex just as much as you do. Remember that

Like a warm apple pie. Try it sometime

Ding-ding-ding

fpbp

Yea but let me point out my visual appearance. Me 37yo fat and hairy all over my belly and back. Sweating by slightest movement and a microdick i havent seen in years. Cant reach my asscrack so i shower almost daily. Introvert and anxious personality and lazy. Yep thats me, still chance there to unvirgin me?

Maybe everyones lives around me are just shit but I don't know anyone with a successful marriage. I think maybe 2 out of 20 of my friends have parents that never divorced lmao A few hoes from my HS got married to military bros for maybe a year max, but of course that's not a fucking surprise.

Too much emotional pain and anxiety trying to please a partner who may leave you and steal your money and kids at any moment. If you don't have kids then you have to worry about having one and your life getting derailed. If you're a man, don't bother.

boogie2988 apparently gets laid on the regular, there's someone out there for everyone. Have a good personality and work on your confidence/humor.

Overrated. Don't get me wrong it's good. But people put it on way too high of a pedestal.

This

Be nice and normal

Or should i try my luck as a sextourist? Ive put a decent amount of cash aside. Hookers scare me though cause they speak american and mostly around shady areas.

I'm sure there are both married and single people out there having more sex than me, but I'm happy.

Or, let's put it this way: Compared to not having sex ever because one has built up an understanding of reality where sex is the most important thing in the world, which in turn makes sure you barely treat people like people – I'm not complaining.

Weak advice, doesnt work

Thank you for the guilty erection.

He's fucking a lot of hookers I don't care what anyone says. The goody two shoes shit is an act man Boogie2988 is a shady dude with boiling white teeth wrapped in a sagging bag of deflated flesh and I trust him as far as I could throw him

more of her please

that's not being nice.
Try being nice before judging advice, user.
=^)

What did you do to practice? How did you avoid coming off as a creep?

Probably not, I wouldn't risk it personally but go for it if you're willing to take the risk. Believe me there's people out there that would date you. There's a youbtube channel called Squirmy and Grubs, this girl is a solid 10 and she fucks this cripple who has muscular atrophy.

Just pay a whore. They're not worth dealing with just for a vagina. You'll be paying them anyways, so why not keep your happiness, mental health, and finances intact?

Almost had a gf once, we almost had sex once, guess i'm just too picky.

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Yeah pretty much this. Sex can be overrated. It's not that it isn't nice but there's a lot more to sex than just sticking your dick in until you cum. if you just want to blow a load then sometimes jerking off is easier. Don't put pussy on a pedestal. Do you and improve your own life. If you act like vagina is this amazing thing that's hard to come by then you'll either never get any or you'll land a girl that's going to take full advantage of you for being weak.

Because I actually like women. I enjoy spending time with them. I don't think fucking a hooker would be much fun for either of us.
What happened? Why didn't you have sex?

But what about love?

MODDSSSSSSSSSSS

Bags of salty milk bought with Canadian coins.

Sex is more fun than anything. Sometimes in life it is easy as hell. Then sometimes in life it is almost impossible.

No they don’t. They PRETEND to when it’s mating season. Its all part of the game.

I go around the neighborhood at 2am with my black van giving teens free candy ;)

That's nice of you

Get on a dating website, take some pictures as best you can and write up some kind of bio then get a macro and cast a wide fucking net and hit up literally every chick in a 100 mile radius. Do this on every dating site you can until you succeed.

Use imacros it's what I used for websites, and bluestacks + autohotkey or other macro program for mobile apps.
>dating in 2019

God damn, has it really come to this? Just spambot every person around? Whatever happened to relationships being about actually liking each other?

Depends on the person.

The last girl I had sex with was loose and it took a lot of imagination along with 1 hour to finally cum.

My first time was weird because I couldn't even get my dick in all the way.

Some girls have insanely soft and smooth skin that feels heavenly to be on top of and some just feel okay.

>Dating site
It's mostly scammers now. POF especially has nothing but fake profiles who pretend to be real people and ask for gift cards/cash. The ones that aren't bots are ridiculously picky. So your chances of a response even if you're decent looking are par to none.

only whores and single mothers desperate for a man to trap into a relationship use those sites. I hope you wrap your shit every time you meet someone on a dating site.

Sounds like this guy gets no pussy lmao.. if it’s a game learn to play faggot

it's pretty good op
you should try it sometime

I’m 21 and I’m actually completely fucking clueless on how to get sex or even get a fucking girlfriend. Tbh I want a gf more than I want sex. But the problem is that I’m actually pretty ugly because of acne. And I’m 5’2”... so I’ve always been invisible to the opposite sex. Never even had female friends. Only interests are computers. My friends are also virgins... don’t like going to clubs. Fuck my life, right?

Also, I’ve been on accurate twice for acne. Didn’t work. So this acne is something I gotta live with.

Just go on tinder and fuck fat ugly crazy bitches dawg its mad easy

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Roofies /Thread

Why would fat ugly crazy chicks fuck me when they have access to anyone they want?

The only time i ever felt real love was right after i got dumped. every relationship ive been in just felt like I was just killing time up until i stopped getting pussy. At that point i usually start thinking i just made a huge mistake and left the wahman of my dreams

Ok user you have to give some effort. Cover the basics first and progress from there. 1. "Shower almost daily?" WTF. Shower daily. 2. Buy a Wahl and manscape, shave your back. Some guys will say "this is gay" but they dont know what being really hairy is like. 3. Cut out sugar asap and drop lbs. 4. Walk ...and in places where there are other people so you get used to being in society. 5. Get a used set of dumbells and do whatever for like 10 minutes. Thats a good start, forget about getting laid you have other work to do to build confidence.

>>give it time
>I've been waiting 33 years. How much more time do you think I should wait?
>How do you hint that you want sex without being a creep? You can't just say you want sex, but anything less direct could easily be misconstrued.

It's not about your age, is about the number of attempts you made. And yes, hinting might be interpreted negatively. But as it is a hint, nothing strange happened. Girls who are open for it will play along, the others will not.

>>Don't get too caught up on one woman
>How do people seriously do this? The whole point of a relationship is to be with someone you actually want to be with. Those people are few and far between, so when you find one of course you're going get caught up on her.

Do not get hooked on one girl as long as you are not in a relationship. It's really like fishing. Throw out your hooks (hints), and work on the catch not on those that do not show interest.

I get zero matches on tinder for some reason. Used to get a lot at the start tho? the fk is this.

Trust me, some are too nasty for the chads.

Also its easy to impress chicks with no self esteem all you need is like 40 dollars worth of the right prep. A blunt and/or some mikes hard will usually convince a land whale to come over.

(((Tinder))) wants your sheckles for boosts silly goy

Problem is I can't really tell if people are interested or not. I'm horrible at reading signs. Is she just being nice to me? Or does she like me? How do I tell the difference?

Ask a girl to go for a walk. Ask if you can hold her hand. Don't rush it. Try to avoid the psycho cunts.

Its fun. Ur moms awesome OP

Its not how you do it anymore. Nowadays you show off your wealth and success. Take out your wallet show her your raw cash and credit card ( has to be atleast platinum elite)