What's something interesting about you user ?

What's something interesting about you user ?

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Sauce?

I'm really a nice person if you sit long enough and talk with me. But 95% of people don't.

When I was younger I think we might have got pulled into a hero's journey something that started out as a small seed that eventually branched out into a tree with many choices that only the two characters understood in a strange scene

im a great artist no one cares about

My intelligence is superior.

uh... when i cry, my eyes turn green

I have such a high level of charisma that people instantly gravitate to me like a bright light in a dark room; I don't really like people all that much though. I also have the innate ability to learn basic concepts very quickly.

I am pretty Jewish

I’m a genuinely happy person. Loving husband, devoted father, good salary, overall great life. For some reason I keep coming to this shithole. I can’t explain why.

I too. Both. Strange. Can’t explain it. Not rich or good looking in societies standards. Yet people I hardly know trust me, and everyone seems to love me everywhere I go.
I think my hatred for people in general leads me to self sabotage literally every relationship, friendship and family bond I’ve ever had. Oh well.

I have a bunch of antigens in my blood that make me immune to several diseases.
Downside is if I ever need an organ transplant I'm fucked because my body will attack the foreign cells.

That is no downside, transplants are shit, would rather die

Post some OC user.
I'll appreciate it even if others talk shit.

Liar

I’ve been bitten by a piranha. I’ve travelled thru Afghanistan. I’ve eaten beluga.

Pretty badass now that I think about it

Nothing

Because no one cares.

I’m ambidextrous

I don't know how many times i've heard the "I don't know why i'm telling you this but I just trust you" line from someone I just met lol.

I personally don't hate people (maybe when I was younger) but I do find most of them annoying. You just gotta get your head around the fact that none of them matter and you'll stop caring about it eventually.

I used to spend the summer holidays helping my dad embalm corpses.

I am a loner and am really fine, and I don't mean a teenager who is just awkward when trying to connect with people. No, I am a working adult, I can and do communicate and make people warm up to me in order to get things done, but I do not seek relationships of any kind outside of what is useful to get by personally and in business.

I’m highly depressed and I rode a seas turtle when I was 10

Im writing a book,also i record me with my guitar and make experimental songs, and most of the sex i had has been with chicks in relationships or married, what are the odds of that ?

broke my left hand 3 times on same spot

I Uber as a side hustle

We share the same deep dark “interesting” trait. However, on top of all that, I know my mental health is a fucking bird’s nest of a mess. Tug on one string and this motherfucker may fall apart. That’s why I don’t fuck around with drugs and alcohol.

I have ASPD and have told no one close to me.

I could have saved my father's life but chose not to.

Im seen as a Urban Legend in many small towns around where I live. I just like to fuck around and buy/do weird shit. Like the time I harrased a police officer with a recorder.

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I created the downfall of the banking system that required a bailout. Did it expecting there to be no bailout and the system would crumble. Funny how 1 algorithm changes the tune for the stock market.

Actually you sound retarded. Except for the whale part.

>Im seen as a Urban Legend in many small towns around where I live.

You need to get some help.

Al Gore Rhythm you mean

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I collect glass

I once shot a man. Just to watch him die.

It may have been your father.

i survived a plane crash..
pic unrelated, its my mom being a fucking BOSS.

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I too, have several pieces of glass. They hold my drinks. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of glass in my windows. This is amazing.

I clogged toilet in Trump tower taking a dump after burger shack

Yeah but the hospital almost killed me with a simple blood transfusion because they didn't read my charts.

im the only person on earth who knows the truth and i wont tell a soul ;)

I'm nearly 50 and my life is so shit, the only highlight I have that stops me an heroing is my daily dump. I've got kids etc but that moment of sheer relief and pleasure is the one bright spark in the black of life.

Do you have any faceted glass? Or any dichroic glass?

I was once the coolest kid at my high school. Homecoming king, prom king (different year) football and wrestling captain, super hot cheerleader gf.
Then I went to college and gave up on being social and had a very mellow college life and gained much deeper friendships.
Attached is my high school ex gf, shes 20 in the pics.

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truth is your a fat basement dwelling virgin prick who gets off to his parents vintage pornos yet wont tell any1. truth hurts user;)

>That’s why I don’t fuck around with drugs and alcohol.
Good fucking call user. That shit almost got me in my teens

Why do you post here non-stop 16 hours a day? The same fucking threads? Literally WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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literally what the fuck is your problem?

Big food over here.

Big foot over here