Post your sex secrets anons

Post your sex secrets anons

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i once managed to have sex with a hyena, wasn't anything too fancy but overall it was still sex with an exotic animal, got a story if people are interested

Inb4 the same old pedo larps

No

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>i once washed my 11 year old daughter and i honestly enjoyed it

there you go larping faggot, i saved you time.

my girlfriend and i practice small penis humiliation

why would you humilliate your girlfriend's penis?

Zozzle

This.

How the hell do you practice?
“This time try to laugh and fart even louder okay, Hunbaby?”

>practice
You're not doing it for real yet?

easy joke

i don’t know what that means

you guys need to broaden your vocabulary if you don’t understand the use of practice in that sentence

When I was 13 I taught a 9 year old about sex. I live in a Muslim country...

You need to broaden your penis, methinks

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Lurk more newfag

Goats don’t count

Fuck your larp

if i’m into sph why do you think i would find that insulting

that’s like calling hitler a nazi thinking he’d object to the accusation

Are you fucking implying that there is some sort of art to it?
“lol look at your tiny dick”
There is no variation

I married my wife because she made decent money.
The sex is okay but I've had better.

no

I bet you’d be real easy to punch in the butt

no

ive never told anyone this except the anonymous internet but i had sex with a male to female post-op once and the vagina felt like a bowl of mashed potatoes, completely wrong, this was 12 years ago. Afterwards i felt incredibly filthy like in my soul, no shower would wash it off. was an abomination and i dont know why i tried. its not androgyny i was looking for, i could find that, i was looking for gender transcendence or something. nope. i went back to girls and the occasional dude. transexuals are an abomination i swear. he had an ass with implants and fake tits and the mannerism was all wrong, everything was wrong.

sometime with some one night stands i have em eat my ass after i took a shit
i get off that really a lot

i’m 6’7” i doubt you could reach that high so think again

Nazis very much disliked the term nazi

lol epic 4 da win user!
Did you farded in le toilet bowl?

and pandas dislike the term oriental

because it is wrong. In literally every way possible. Cumbrains don't realize this.

What’s the deal with the copious amounts of what might be cp on this board the past few days. I mean did the mods just retire or some shit? I mean idk maybe it isn’t cp cuz no one is doing anything about it. It’s just a lot more than usual jb on here. I guess not tho mods would delete and ban huh.

I bet you are, you fuckin doofus
Also is your ass on top of your damn head?

My 37yo neighbor sends her 17yo daughter to my house to buy drugs. She pays for her drugs with her daughter's pussy.

well after i cleaned it with paper, but im fairly sure they can tell its "TaStY". usually they dont complain as long as theyre really wet.

tbh i also used to eat my gf ass even if dirty and didnt think much of it

that was fucking terrible

why would you ruin our fun with a line that horrendous

see now that's a secret you can be proud of

youtu.be/9A76qePV7GY

i would rather fuck a second hand sex doll than a mtf abomination

can someone point me to pictures of this abomination?
ive seen reddit regret posts about it but never the pic and i cant seem to succeed at googling

Too tall to get your butt punched?
It makes no sense!
Your ass isn’t 6’7” ya nutsack

Same, I've never seen a photo of a mtf post-op "vagina" but am morbidly interested

sometimes i try to find masha babko vids, but the urge stops before finding them when i start feeling like shit

found the diaperfurs

13 year old girls are the best

the joke is implying he’s a midget

and you’ve just proved you’re a mental midget

STARE INTO THE ABYSS:
keeleemacpheemd.com/mtf-genital-reconstruction/

I was molested by a bunch of men and women growing up. kinda soured me toward people and relationships. Just keep thinking I can't be with a woman who's taken less dick than me, and refuse to be with one who's taken more.

A midget could still punch Shaq in the ass, I’m thinking you don’t know where the ass is located
Am I gonna have to punch you in the butt?

I don’t have any
29 years and counting

>patient 164

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I travel alot for work, and lie to sugar babies on the sites about having had a vasectomy.

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patient 166 :'(

Gonna catch up to you....

any pictures you get here will be chosen as especially gruesome. if you want a real idea of what it's like you'll have to look up pictures of successes.

like these here:
these are best case scenarios. period. i mean, these / are / best / case / scenarios. THESE.

wow, those aren't the prettiest pussies but they actually look pretty real. i'm impressed by what surgery can do.

it's not how they look but how they feel. real vagina is all muscle, not just a flesh pocket.

post-op vaginas have the same muscles present as natural vaginas. surgery is just bad for muscle control, and that's combined with the muscles being mostly unused until the surgery

This is completely wrong.

These girls are so stupid they probably wont remember the last person who bare backed them

so if the muscles don't work it's like not having muscle at all. if true

>patient 176

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they don't work, but they can.

trannies will never be women.

who dat?

I've sniffed Nellie McKay's used panties on two separate occasions.

i just wanted to say that whoever cuts his dick off is fucking mental
also carving a hole there doesent make you a female

i mean it without hostility, i feel a lot of pity for these troubled and desperate folks

not what's being discussed here. i don't care if they are or are not. i just believe facts about medical science should not be misrepresented

this isn't what happens. the penis and the vagina both develop from the same early features. surgery modifies the genitals to more closely resemble the opposite. it's not just carving a hole. this is not to say that it's perfectly natural or works fine, but you're misrepresenting it with "cuts his dick off"

it is just cutting the dick off and carving a hole. at the end of the day that's what it is.

This is so true lol. I banged a chick for 2 weeks that I was Chris Pratt. I'm her defense...i look like his twin

it fundamentally is not. there isn't a dick lopped off and thrown away, it's still there. the form has just been changed

Utterly wrong, actually the dick is turned "inside out".
Look it up

bitchute.com/video/KtbIdjx8741G/

i guess that makes even more ironic

14 years old russian porn actress

An acquaintance in college was a real lightweight drinker, would often see her at parties or bars, blacked out. I used to take her back to her apartment alot, and fuck her, usually concious but still blacked out. She never remembered it.

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that "just" gives away your biases. there is no "just". it is a fundamental alteration. nothing trivial about it. those parts can't just be rearranged. the procedure turns these people into frankensteins.

yes, they.... carve a hole and put the penis nerves inside. Does saying it this way trigger you less now?

>fundamental
no, the tissues that make up the organ are the same. by definition they are not fundamentally altered.
>those parts can't just be rearranged
they can, they are rearranged during natural growth.

Delete this....

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Not triggered, just pointing out facts.
Shit still looks disgusting.
But hey, shouldn't hold opinions unless you know what you're talking about.

For only 365 days

I massacred 27 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '97.

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Idk, I get banned every time I post. MODS used to be cool.

Best sex I ever had was with a woman who admitted to me that she had sex with dogs. Wouldn't do head or anal but she was still fucking great.

Did u have sex with them before or after?

Used to jack off furiously to my mom bringing men home.
Really liked it when they were significantly younger than her.

Dude, this is a dangerous game. Plus its more fun to nut in them and only reveal you had a vasectomy after the fact

wtf do you post that gets you banned every time? doubt

>I once carved a butt plug out of a piece of ginger and used it on my wife.
>Used an electric sounding rod in her urethra and made her pass out, when I removed it she wet the bed
>I wife swapped with a 70 year old couple at a swingers club

Have done that too. Pulled off the condom and creampied them. Lied about vasectomy after. Just started to put the lie in front.

Sometimes I bump threads

Mad lad

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not me

My older sister dated a notorious bully from my school then dumped him and started dating his friend. It was especially hot when I could hear them dominating her in the next room knowing she could easily go for some better guys but she like her holes to be used by douchebags.

I had to help my 11yo niece bathe/shower several times and it was honestly pretty fun

Someone beat you to it. 4th reply in the thread.