Ever been caught fapping?

Ever been caught fapping?

Attached: 157196167457.png (1308x707, 739K)

No

Stfu

I can proudly say I've never been caught. As extremely sad as it sounds, I consider it an accomplishment. Considering I've been doing it for over 14 years at least 3 times a day in a house with 7 other people.

Yes multiple times because no one ever EVER knocks on my door before opening they just come in and out like nothing

By my sister

Attached: F5EE3C65-65FB-4404-8116-12C0B89F33EA.jpg (1024x1820, 203K)

I've been fapping over 18 years and still haven't been caught. But I've been living with a roommate for the last 5.

What was it like? Did anything happen? I'm very curious, it probably sounds pathetic but I used to fantasize about my cousin catching me on some days and then she'd either jerk me off or suck me off.

What was your sister's reaction?

She just made some facial expression said oh ok and walked out

Not since yesterday in Biology class.

witnessed

by my mom

Has she ever brought it up in conversation at all after catching you?

I used to fap in school but never got caught in class either. I cut holes in my hoodie and would fap. I even once focused on pulsating my dick for about 50 minutes until I finally came without touching my dick. It was the most difficult thing I've ever done. But my teacher's ass definitely helped things happen as well as her hard nipples that day. Also the fact she looked just like Lisa Ann.

Any details of what happened when she caught you?

gg/wPhNG7

Fuck Discord you faggot.

Nice. Good luck keeping it hidden.

No she hasn’t brought it up directly but we seem closer now honestly

Yeah, I doubt I'll ever get caught at this rate. I'm home alone most of the time.

I wish me and my sister were closer in age. It would have been BAD if she caught me fapping as a teenager.

Would you have fucked her?

You don't know how lucky you are dude. I'm in stealth mode anytime I do it. Lol.

I would have. She's now an adult and has developed very nicely. Nice fine brapper. Sad that she's now fucking nasty junkies and strung out. Her body is going to be shit in the next few years and she'll most likely get knocked up. Just sad! She would have been better off with me in all honesty. But too bad that's taboo right?

Yeah, I hated whenever I had the urge in the middle of the day I'd have to go in the bathroom or have shit muted and focus on any sounds of movement whatsoever. But I'm an old geezer now in terms of the internet so if you're still young, there's time left that you'll enjoy in the future fapping in the leisure of no worries.

Thanks for the vote of confidence and bright future outlook. You're very wise dude. I look forward to the future. Can't wait for VR to become even better!

I wouldn't mind trying out some VR stuff in the future as well. I also am patiently waiting for AI sexbot waifus. I'm sick of even trying with real women most of the time. You only get disappointment every single time.

got "caught" by my female roommate. I actually left the door of my room open before she came in so she'd have to walk by me. good times

Tons of times. Now I’m cool with it. My siblings are like, scarred though lmao.

I was 11 or 12, we had a wierd door that couldnt get locked in my bathroom, told my mom to stop coming in, I usually fap standing up and cum into the sink.
as I am about to cum she opens the door

Did she come in and start playing with your dick just like in the pornos?

Sisters?

Well did you finish or did she finish you?

Yeah right. No she just walked by, started saying hi but then saw me with my dick in my hand and went "Oh shit sorry!"

She turned beet red when we talked a few hours later

Any more pics?

>was 15
>horny all the time
>constantly jerking off
>no one is home
>watching porn in the liver room cause yolo
>pants off cock hard
>couldnt hear anything besides porn
>look out of the corner of my eye
>mom is watching
>i go to pull my pants up
>"keep going user" she says

>Fapping at friends house, he left to pick up weed and I’m in the bathroom
>Found a pair of his girlfriends dirty panties and I go to town
>I hear the front door open and I think he just forgot his keys or something
>Nope.jpg
>The door to the bathroom opens, I’m standing there with her panties in one hand and my steel hard cock in the other
>My face goes beat red and she’s just staring, and then goes into her room and doesn’t say a word
>She never told him and eventually we fucked several months later
>Didn’t turn out how I expected

she came in wanting to show me something and then just kinda jumped when she saw me with dick out. I came buckets in the sink and she just backed off and closed the door.

I was ashamed and afterwards I said to her I was just "washing" my dick.