>be me >working on grain mill >unloading trucks and bullshitting with people >one boomer comes and unloads his truck and we talk >at one point he takes some of the corn off the truck This is feed corn for cows and shit. Not sweet corn like we usually eat >he must be making sure its not too wet I think >he fucking starts tossing kernels into his mouth like they're skittles or some shit >throughout the rest of the encounter I have to keep myself from laughing at how fuckung absurd this guy is
>flat tire on highway >can't change a tire because millennial >boomer with Trump sticker on his car stops and changes tire for me >fuck that guy for voting for Trump, but thanks
food is food man if its free or youre hungry then why not?
Xavier Barnes
>Riding my mountain bike on my local trails. >Moving briskly, making plenty of noise but not shredding. Maybe going about 10 mph >come around a bend into a clearing >See boomer and boomer wife with stupid little fucking boomer dog about 50 feet away just ambling along and walking in the middle of the damn trail. >Slow down to quarter impulse >”How’s it going folks” >Boomers spin around like I tried to rob them >Woman tries to protect dog, both cowering in fear >Boomer guy:”you know a little warning that you are coming would be nice” Next time I’m just gonna aim for the dog and spin as hard as I can. Fuck boomers and fuck hikers.
Easton King
are you black? was it even your bike?
Dylan Thomas
I’m white. Blacks don’t mountain bike, it’s a white upper middle class hipster/yuppie thing to do.
Jack Taylor
you could be an oreo
Tyler Clark
Humans can and do eat sent corn (feed corn). Usually people rather have sweet but dent is good too. We eat it all the time
Carson Jenkins
You really are retarded, where do you think high fructose corn syrup is made off? You eat that shit daily, just processes (and a multitude more unhealthy). American school system at its finest here.
Andrew Bennett
>get job working for boomer's company >Boomer is there every morning before 8:00 >Doesn't leave before 5:00 >I try to sneak out early, Boomer sees me >gives me dirty look >"We work until 5:00, user." >Go back to my desk to finish out the hour >end up having to sit in 5:00 traffic
Stupid Boomer lives five miles from his building. He's home before I am even when I leave at 4:45.
Adrian Anderson
bitch you suck it up. Do you think you are so special you can't sit in traffic?
Kevin Adams
You're an idiot.
David Miller
And he works until he is supposed to. welcome to the real world, snow flake. Fucking pussy. HAve you moved out of mom's house yet?
>cries about being expected to stay the entire shift of a job he chose to work You should quit and collect neetbux instead, I think.
John Butler
>be me >im with my grand dad >hes gone pretty senile, despite being relatively ripped >he puts a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 15 minutes >doesnt tell me >the house starts smoking up >he quickly waddles over to the microwave >without any delay, he jumps into action by putting an entire cold water bottle inside the microwave >the plastic melts and mixes with the smoke >we all tear up and have to leave >mfw he made tear gas pic related
I bet you wear lycra and one of those stupid helmets that make you look like a circumsised dick on wheels? god I hate cyclists
Asher Murphy
>everyone bitching at this guy because he hates traffic I didn't know this was a traffic fetish board.
Kayden Richardson
>boomer sits on his porch, his dogs are never leased behind a baby gate. Dogs always bark and act roundy, causing my good girl doge to bounce up and down and be happy (my dog doesn’t bark) >boomer glares at me like it’s my fault his dogs are barking >always walk past his house now >one day see boomer running around in his neighbor’s back yard trying to catch his doggos. >smile
