Ask your secretary to change a light-bulb for you

>ask your secretary to change a light-bulb for you
>see something you didn't expect
>wat do?

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Do a fake spit-take and begin the porn.

Checked and lost

/thread

Fire him

Remind myself Ella Hollywood is my secretary

Fire them for lying on their resume

If I'm sucessful enough in life to have a secretary then odds are good I don't have to settle for banging trannies so I do nothing. Maybe tell him to wear underwear to work cos that's fucking gross

Well, looks like I'm sucking my secretaries' dick now...

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This.
After I fire his faggot ass for lying on his application.

lied about what?
he put male you just didn't notice.

Let her fuck my mouth until she blows her load down my throat

You don't have to put male or female on a job application most of the time. You put your name and info, and most of the time people figure it out that way.

And if she's applying for a secretary job, it would likely be with a resume, which are entirely subjective and don't have to have that kind of information anyway.

I'm still sucking my secretaries' dick you guiz.

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See? This guy knows what's up. Obviously you suck and fuck your secretary. This is the new office dynamic from now on.

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God I want to fuck her so bad

I'll write my own job application, thank you very much. Bring a resume but you still have to fill out the app.
Homo.

I know right?

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If they put dickgurl on the application that's an insta-hire for me.

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He is a very beautiful guy

This thread needs moar dickgurls

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They aren't dickgurls they're boobois