Hey, Sup Forums. Let's play a friendly game of chess. I'll make the first move.
1. e4
Hey, Sup Forums. Let's play a friendly game of chess. I'll make the first move.
1. e4
>places testicles on e4
Your move
either i just accidentally made up a joke or i actually have.
"last time i played chess, eight people died."
kek kek kek
black pawn touches the face of your white pawn.
>lynches black pawn
Not let this be a lesson
...e5
G5
F5
e6
2. Nf3
f6
Did you just use N for knight?
Nc6
King e7
2. d4
N is used for the knight in algebraic notation because K is reserved for the king
E7
Black attempts to cheat by putting another queen on the board.
2. d4
That's autistic. Just use J for king
Because jesus is king
why J
fxd
Kfc
I mean kf7
2. d4
Op is done playing
Abandon thread
Mah big booty queen you know she got that
3. d4
3. Bb5
3. Nxe5
3... a6
Black knight fucks white queen as the king watches.
3. Nc3
3. Bc4+
4. Bxc6
White king whips out even whiter chess cock and ferociously strokes it at the sight
4... dxc6
5. O-O
Sheboon queen to e6
Take the pawn!