Hey, Sup Forums. Let's play a friendly game of chess. I'll make the first move

Hey, Sup Forums. Let's play a friendly game of chess. I'll make the first move.

1. e4

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>places testicles on e4
Your move

either i just accidentally made up a joke or i actually have.

"last time i played chess, eight people died."

kek kek kek

black pawn touches the face of your white pawn.

>lynches black pawn
Not let this be a lesson

...e5

G5

F5

e6

2. Nf3

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f6

Did you just use N for knight?

Nc6

King e7

2. d4

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N is used for the knight in algebraic notation because K is reserved for the king

E7

Black attempts to cheat by putting another queen on the board.

2. d4

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That's autistic. Just use J for king

Because jesus is king

why J

fxd

Kfc

I mean kf7

2. d4

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Op is done playing
Abandon thread

Mah big booty queen you know she got that

3. d4

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3. Bb5

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3. Nxe5

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3... a6

Black knight fucks white queen as the king watches.

3. Nc3

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3. Bc4+

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4. Bxc6

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White king whips out even whiter chess cock and ferociously strokes it at the sight

4... dxc6

5. O-O

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Sheboon queen to e6

Take the pawn!