Congratulations, Faggot
You have been drafted into the Sup Forums Army. Here you are all equally worthless until you prove otherwise. Get to rolling before you are sent into /trash/
>Singles
A Private, huh? Might as well just be a nigger
>Dubs
Moving up in the world, huh Sergeant? Now go sage a trap thread
>Trips
Finally, someone worth a shit around here, Lieutenant. Have some tits
>Quads
Commander, welcome to YOUR Threadnaught
>Quints
General, this is YOUR BOARD TO COMMAND
GET ROLLING FAGGOTS
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dubs here
sgt faggot
ok boomer
Suck My Dong
rollio
I'm actually in the army
reporting for duty
Rolling Sir!
can i be the retarded guy that sits in the background, but he's cool and everyone knows that being cool is, like, the best.
Hijo de puta
Exposed whore at
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I AM GOD
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I got a story too kill time. No imagine but greentext.
>Be me
>At grocery store in express lane.
>Look over and see an interracial couple.
>Girl is white and guy is black. They are buying groceries and talking about getting married
>Dad apparently doesn't consent for the marriage or relationship.
>I'm in the next lane at express.
>Whatever. Cashier scanned my items.
>Hear Black guy say "shit I left my wallet at home".
>Heard him ask his girlfriend if she can pay for his cigarettes and see said "no bae, we won't have enough for groceries".
>He looks at the cashier " small Indian girl" if he could come back and pay.
>She says no but he could if he had his wallet. Black guy just standing there quiet.
I start to leave.
>Out of the corner of my I eye I see the black guy do a quick 180 and round house smacked his gf screaming "YOU WON'T PAY FOR MY NEWPORTS BITCH!?!???!!!".
>He chimped.
>I'm in shock, everyone is looking at them, Indian girl screaming for help.
>Black guy starts trying to beat up the Indian girl screaming "WATTZZZ UP MY NIGGA, YOUR TRYING TO THROW THEZE HANDZ!?!??"
>Manager runs over trying to stop a black guy the starts getting his shit kicked in.
>Black guy keeps screaming "WHATZ UP MY NIGGA, WHAT'S UP!?!??" all while attacking the manager.
>A guy pushes me to the side and tackled the black guy and starts putting handcuffs on him.
>Turned out there is a security Bank truck officer taking the money from the store and just put it in the truck and saw the whole thing going down.
>Manager get some pulls out his phone and calls 911 and helps the security guard keep the black you down.
>I hurry out of the store cuz I don't want to be here.
That was a crazy thing for me to see.worst part is a couple weeks later I saw him walking around with his girlfriend at my local mall she had a bunch of bruises on her face that were badly attempted covered up with makeup. They were holding hands. Idk anymore but thanks for read
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Based phone poster reporting in
Niggers just keep nigging
I roll for glory!
Dubs, fuck yeah
roll bruh
Roll, bow to the fucking knee.
He chimped is what got me.
500 PUSH UPS YOU NIGGER SHITS
lmao this fag
Only a person from the army would say that they're in the army
what does sage mean
fag
This
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Quads get
>ok boomer
whatever millennial...
rolin
oo so close
well dubs are just as good as quints
I will prove my worth with this roll, sir
I want to die.
Roollllllll
wsergs
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rolling to not be a nigger
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Y es sirr!! :D
let's roll
Rolling sir!
Sup Forums syrji vammaista 609
Was he a big man? Like did it seem like he was strong and a capable fighter? I don't think you did the wrong thing by not intervening on a domestic dispute. Maybe I would've jumped once he started attacking the manager/cashier lady but it depends on how big this dude is
Aye sir. Rollerino commencing immediately.
He was a big motherfuker.
huuuur Im a nigger
Im going to fart
I wanna re-roll for the rank of captain. Coolest prefix/title you could hope to have in front of your name and if I made the rank of captain in real life I'd refuse all further promotions to remain a captain.
Btw, I'm calling that I'm a captain in this army if my post ends in an even number or I get any recurring digits.
Yes, this definitely happened.
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Here we go
i i capn
On the floor faggots
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Sir, yes sir!
Reporting in for duty
Congrats
this is a racket.
Rollarini linguini
Hear and Obey, Soldier!
Non nigger get
yee haw
ya fucken drongo
Hey
Nawh
Reporting for duty Faggot
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ALL OF YOU DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY
Promotion?
Denied, private.
guess fucking not
if all of us give you 20$ you should have enough to buy a expensive whore who was formerly a virgin.
Kek
You're not an NCO. You're just a faggot.
No thanks pvt.
What's worse than nigger!?