Would you sell your soul to the devil for your deepest desire?

Would you sell your soul to the devil for your deepest desire?
What would it be, user?

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eternal life, eternal youth and my brain with a infinity capacity to store information

A donut

Ten years doped and a respectable painless death.

I've got the fucking contract already written buddy, any time you're free

The balls to finally end it all

Thats not a very respectable death...

Same

Yes

Sadasiva Tattva

Translation Eternal Bliss Reality.

Rid the world of all non-whites

To undo the past 5 years (or so, I'd be more exact with Satan)

I'd do it in a fucking heartbeat too. Too bad he doesn't exist.

Absolutely. Would stop aging process/can't be killed. Fuck underage girls for the rest of my life.

To clarify, undo it just for me so I can redo it correctly.

I'd want to know what the fuck a soul is first. To even consider it unknown, I'd want some pretty awesome powers, pretty much godlike.

Life in prison would really suck, though.

No. 60 more years of having whatever I want isn't worth the eternity in hell.
It's like being forced to live a life of misery because when I was 3 I decided to choose eating candy for a year.

Psychokinesis

Already tried, the nigger doesn’t exist.

No, that flying Jew only wants to fuck with everyone's life. That's his sole purpose, he can give you some stuff then you died and suffer in his hands forever. Flying kike faggot

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Honestly the nigger is overrated he was only an angel at best.

Shit sucks and is overrated. When the European prime gourmet shit comes back then we'll talk.

To have complete control over the devil

Maybe if I got to have sex with the women in my porno

For some sort of apocalypse to happen at a date i can choose.
Also, no one dies due to said apocalypse, society simply crumbles and everything turns metro 2033 minus the radiation monsters
>no place would a person like me flourish more than a lawless wasteland where you must live bullet to bullet.
>i mean, think about it. since you set the date of society's fall, you can prepare adequately, train for combat and survival, become an elite warfighter and killer, then, its free range, given you've gathered all neccessary equipment too.
>kill anyone who deserves death however you want
>generally do whatever you want
but it doesnt just have to be my rules, make your own.
try to kill everyone you meet?
Scavenge from the old world, or other wastelanders?
travel in a borderless free range world?
establish an entire new humanity, a new society?
a global cleansing, the fall of government in any form, making all "crime" nothing more than a moral decision
>that is what would truly seperate the winners of life from the losers.
>test your mind and body to the limit.
>you dont have to be morally right if you dont want, personally, i'd kill anyone i judged to be horribly morally compassed, or a threat to me.
>imagine the fun you'd have.


come to think of it, ill just move to the middle east.