"I'm gonna need you to lose 50 pounds in 5 seconds user"

"I'm gonna need you to lose 50 pounds in 5 seconds user"

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I can't doc

MY LEGS!!

Can I still have egg rolls?

>tfw it's bathing time

OHHHHHH WWAAAAAAAGGGGIEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

FIX MY BEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD WAAAAAAAGGGGGIEEEESSSSSSS

>Alright mister Steven, it's time for your daily wash

>I was sick so I had some cheat seconds

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Are you Obese?

Post my 600-lb life pepes,I saw some of them on Sup Forums the other day.

Sorry i only lose 30 in 5 seconds is that okay?

Will there be part 2 of fatkino tonight?

sure "Who's running in the 4th at Royal Ascot. I'll put two ponies each on numbers 7 & 13 for the win"

I bet OP, who spams these threads is fatterst on Sup Forums

Shit

What do you think Steven looks at on his tablet all day?

Anyone streaming the new episode later?

Heh... nothing simplerer....
*pulls out katana and chops my leg off*

none of you are bedbound, stop making fun of misreable people

>drops this on the ground

heh, nothing personnel kid.

>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC, this is me, my nurses, Lisa here, but only one of you
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATING THIS CHINESE FOOD
>WITH NO LEFT OVERS

wan li eggro?

I WANT RICE
>James, rice is on this list of food to avoid

BUT

IT'S

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Hi JUSTin

>tfw 5'6'' 230lbs

I used to be 450. This shit is hard to watch but I was hedonistic as fuck back then. When is Boogie getting on this show?

mirin bulk

I want to see an hour of James K just being moved around, screaming in pain, until he passes out. Listening to him scream and knowing he was feeling terrible pain for being a retarded fat person was quite satisfying.

Are you fucking kidding me? How could you possibly enlarge yourself to the kind of size of those monstrosities on the show?

It's too hard to lose weight, so I'm going to focus my efforts on getting taller. 2-3 inches gain in height will take me out of the obese category.

>robert downey jr shoes

i sure hope so...

trips confirm this is a good plan. also they are fashionable now.

A lot of it was just me looking at the future and saying this would take me at least two years to fix my life up working hard every day at it. I viewed it like two years of suffering. It ended up being much easier than I had imagined. I'm around 210ish now and still dropping.

But back then it just looked hopeless so I figured I'd just eat and feel good that day/night and always "start tomorrow".

so how you do it?

How are those people alive? I weight half of what they weight and I feel like my heart my give up any day. How can they survive past my weight into doubling it and still be alive?

How do hobos survive? How does Stephen Hawkings outlive so many people?

>How are those people alive?

Genetics
They have above average genes that are allowing them to survive under such immense fucking stress.
Most people just die young from a heart attack at ~300 pounds

Can you imagine Steven wearing these.
Would blow out his knees and be lying on the floor in minutes

The preservatives from mass quantities of snack foods and Domino's pizza keep them alive.

I was trying to get in contact with my exgf (also morbidly obese) for a few weeks and I googled her name to find her name in an online obituary. Last I heard from her she had lost 30lbs and was doing well. Meanwhile that same year I had gained 10lbs. I figured the best way to honor her memory was to lose 60. 30 for me and 30 for her. I ended up losing way more after that because why not?

YOU DONT GET TO BRING CARBS

*chops off both legs*
What now

impressive, it's very tough to do for most people.

Could you two even have sex?

>I was trying to get in contact with my exgf (also morbidly obese) for a few weeks and I googled her name to find her name in an online obituary.
How old was she when she died?

>you're not going to make adequate progress without walking

Dr. Now flips out on people who won't walk.

>Dr. Now flips out on people who won't walk

Why don't they put them in a pool? It seems like that would be murder on their joints

How'd she die? I thought whales were protected

You could get a mototized cart and go for a wheely walk.

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I don't even understand what I'm seeing here.
That's his left "leg" that he is resting his left hand on?
What is all that flab to the rear, his arse?
There is a vehicle wheel underneath the bed?
Where is his other leg?
Does this body shape exist anywhere outside of the united states?
Christ save us.

What in the name of holy god is that crusty shite?

>a lage pizza and a 2 litter coke

cellulitis

HOW DO THEY KNOW WHERE TO BLUR

Yes. She was 290 and I was 350 at the time.

Her mom said the coroner said it was a "freak accident" but she was on a shitload of different pills after she became suicidal. Died at 22 years old.

They're are all very flexible people.

this doesnt make me feel so bad about packing on 5 pounds in winter

thanks OP

So his cock must be visible beneath the blur.

Pauline managed to get her hands on one of those. He was baffled.

When does this shit air?

They follow a when in doubt blur it out policy on this show. So it might be nothing.

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Steven and Justin's Story

A replay of part 1 at 6pm EST tonight.
Premiere of part 2 at 8pm EST tonight.

TLC is the channel.

like every second on tlc. it is basic cable trash

lol

>Sup Forums is absolutely eating up the viral marketing for this show.

Someone at TLC is a Sup Forumstard probably

who cares, its a good show

>Viral marketing
Explain. I'm only watching to laugh at fat people

i don't get this. 300 gallons is like a year or two worth of water...

>the viral marketing

Nah its not viral marketing, the James episode 2 weeks ago was just so outlandish that it just fucking took off. I had made threads about this show before and they just died with little discussion.

It just so happens that the Steve episode last week was even worse.
Youll be seeing these threads all day because the Part 2 of Stevens show is on tonight.

What a weak fag

>Why don't they put them in a pool?

Are you going to crane them out?

P-p-pop off!!!

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Thread theme

When does the part 2 of James air?

Polnareff really let himself go

>not "at least you can walk"

Fucking idiot

not joking, i seriously think these are actually way above average phisically speaking, it's just they are really fat. a normal human being would die before getting this fat but these people's superior capabilities keep them alive, poor bastards

imagine lifting an additional 50kg every time you lift a fork to your mouth, or supporting 200kg on one leg inbetween each step, i for one would not be able

HEY I'M GRUMP

imagine if they would have applied themselves instead of getting fat

That is correct.

> walking to the fridge
> Dr now pops up from nowhere
You must lose 50 pounds
Leave me alone, doc. This is my home, I'm discharged.
> puts his hand where my neck would be
Dot you feel discharged?

where I can find subtitled fatkino? (english subtitles will do)
I'm a dirty ESL and i'm finding too hard to understand whalespeak/dr now weird accent

The caption isn't accurate.
What really happened
>Girl goes home to lose 30 lbs
>Gains 17 lbs instead
>"I think it's mostly fluid cause Í did real good once I got back"
>Dr. Now says "It's not water. For that you have to drink at least 300 gallon of water. You gained weight. Because you feel comfortable with your eating"
>mom chimes in
>muh can't cook the proper foods
>muh proportions
>muh ate some pizza

I'm curious to know his calculation. Water weighs 7lbs per gallon, she was gone for a month, maybe he knows some kind of maximum renal capacity for her, etc.

The awful southern accents and Dr Nows broken english isnt that easy for native speakers to understand

pay money on amazon. $2 per episode, less if you buy the whole season. James doesn't have captions though. it sucks.

underrated desu

I was thinking that maybe he had a standard formula for water retention like he does with calories. But fat and sedentary people retain water a whole lot more than regular people would.
He doesnt have to be that accurate to get the point across though.

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That's the pnly words you need to know.

He's saying she'd have to consume an enormous amount of water to put in that kind of weight. He's trying to make her think about what that means for her diet on her own.

how can i watch the new episode live without cable?

I like using the subtitles for screencaps.
James K would be a treasure trove for screencaps, but it can't happen. Especially the part where Nowzaradan loses his shit with James and his enabler.

I should learn how to make a webm

How many more hours until this kino drops?

5 hours. Get the stacks of small change to pay the pizza boy ready.

>I should learn how to make a webm

Webm for Retards makes it easy

Make me