How can we ruin this?

How can we ruin this?

mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/participate/name-the-rover/?utm_source=TWITTER&utm_medium=NASA&utm_campaign=NASASocial&linkId=76136964

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it'll be named some gay shit like 'amazement' or 'atlantis'.

this is the attitude I miss on Sup Forums
just some good old senseless fun

What about Gay Nigger?

Uranus

Something subtle but suggestive enough that the media would latch on to it like the leeches they are to stir up artificially generated controversy.

I think something like "The White Pioneer" would work well, since the rover is literally white. It could be twisted by the media to mean that it promotes white supremacy because its name implies that whites are the pioneering, innovative race, but it's not questionable enough for them to outright reject it on the basis of being offensive or edgy without looking like a bunch of race-baiting soccer moms.

My uncle is one of the scientists at JPL and he worked on that thing

my uncle works at the internet and I'll tell him to ip ban you if you dont stop lying idiot

Got anything more creative?

this is perfect

It's from my favorite movie, and quite relevant to the matter at hand

Rover McRoveface

How about White Power?

OP here, so apparantly you can register as a "student" or as a "student in a classroom". So if you faggots wanna suggest shit in my Special Ed School the class code is RCEO1F

'Earth Power'

A fuck you to any space niggers.

Rover McRoverface

Normally I'm all for these actions, but I like space exploration and I think the rovers are happy things so I'd rather not bring ugliness to it.

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Abe Ortion

Turn me Rover

Doesn't have to be ugly, it can be an extremely unique name thats not likely to be understood and is offensive

Thats very creative

How do you know they aren't space chinks or likes, huh? Pretty racist of you

Winne the Pooh

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Yotsuba.

Claim its a 4 leaf clover as we want some good luck on the mission and its an international name blah blah bullshit. Secretly its for NEET Sup Forumstards that fap 8 times a day.

Then we make some serious r34 of the rover. Also, r34 of mars rovers exists?

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I mean, I guarantee it's gonna be named some stupid mythological shit like Phoenix or Ares or Isis.

The USS Epstein

Naming gaming doesn't have to be ugly.

>Boaty McBoatface

REMEMBER to register if you are going to suggest a name

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Burnham

The rover "accidentally" crashed

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No you

Children Can Consent

Good idea and actually a neat name. Love it

Thanks for trying. It's been so long that Sup Forums actually did anything fun...

I'm all in favor!

>fap 8 times a day.
Who the fuck faps 8 times a day?
I fucking fap 24/7. I wake up and hit the ground cumming.

shit I wake up drenched from the night before

gay niggers from outer space, peak taste user.

I'm glad someone got that

>Men In Black, Who Like to Have Sex With Each Other
>'hey, there are some aliens'
>'yup, well we better have sex with each other'

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Name it "NIGGER".

Yeah I'm sure these will all go right over people's heads and they won't suspect a thing. Fucking peak brilliance in these posts, nobody'll suspect a thing.

How about Skyking, we could do memorial on fucking mars

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this

I like the white pioneer, but perhaps we should do an anagram?

White Men Can Jump

Great White

Bet you're fun at parties

Hey, just an FYI for you Sup Forumsastards, you have to write a short essay explaining your choice for the name as well. I'm submitting The White Pioneer, writing an essay for it at the moment. Will update when finished before I submit it.

it seems like a low interest idea

We need to start screenshotting a bunch of normie shit names on here now, based on what's gaining popularity elsewhere, so as to claim the name originated here and is likely racist, homophobic, etc.

Good lad

All right fagets, is everyone okay with this before it becomes official?

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Name it "VeryGoodComputerGraphics"

Sounds good bud

Then, it is done.

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All good

Im in

10/10 user

I think it should rather be called:
The Long Nose Explorer,
Because of its nose-like sensor/tool/clipping attachment that enables it to achieve great things.

Freedom
And
Planetary
Peace
In the
Near
Galaxy

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

ARMAGEDDON is a pretty neat mars rover name too

We must call it PewDiePie

>how should we
And posts like
>we should
Or
>somebody should

Fuck off. Either so something yourself.
Atleast fucking have an idea

This site needs less faggots posting
>we should
With nothing to fucking offer themselves
And frankly even if you did I still dont give a shit. Jesus fucking christ the children and man children on this site is incredible

nice

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You are the exact problem you're complaining about.

Underage faggot detected.

Lead us to victory user

Fuck off nigger

Now that's big brain, user

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>The one drawback back with that - the abbreviation is CLITORIS

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underrated response

Name it Yotsuba.

Beep Bop Bars I'm a Robot on Mars

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