*scores two hattricks against Deportivo Alaves*

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What a fraud

>reminder he didn't just lose two CA finals, he also was eliminated in the 2011 CA hosted by his own country

I'm getting pretty tired of all this negativity, post some of based Tsuman's achievements so I can cheer up
tell me about the Euro 2016 story I like that one

>DUDE HOW COME GERMANY WON WTF FUCKING HIGUAIN THAT FUCKING FAT PIECE OF SHIT

>el romANO

>has only 8 (eight) goals in La Liga

>half of those, 4, are penaldos

>your country cucked the goat twice with a team made of liga mx players

feels like a dream

Lads, I'm starting to think retarded poomania and proxy leaf is actually tsunaldo posting. Nobody could so much obsessed with the goat.

This mate is gettin' worse and worse everyday. Go to a psychologist pal

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MESSI DOESN'T APPEAR IN BIG GAMES? HE'S JUST A BIT UNDER THE WEATHER RETARD!

What happened to the proxies, gypsy. Did you sell them illegally like the houses the government gives you?

So is he officially going to sudoku once he fails to win the WC this year?

Goddamnit Vlad.....take your fucking meds

Let’s be fair: He has very short legs.

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> it's another penaldo Romanian Japanese proxy thread

he pays messi to live in his head at this point

>Bayern
injured Messi

>Atletico, Juventus
team got legit outperformed

>World Cup, Copa America 1
had a great game, give him a Burruchaga and he wins both

>Chelsea, Copa America 2
had a great game, but missed in key moments

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>get absolutely BTFO by based Nepal in his last thread
>desperately clambers to make new thread so that no one else will see it
Don't forget to laugh at your own jokes with your Japanese proxy you absolute nutcase

Reminder that Canada is officially a /messi/ country
Do not let this autist convince you otherwise

>reminder he didn't just lose two CA finals
he didn't lose them, they finished 0-0 both time

ugh penaldo is so arrogant messi is a good guy and therefore he is better lol haha

>ugh ronaldo is so handsome and messi is ugly and therefore ronaldo is better

Stopped reading at
>euro 2012 invisible
Fake news. Sad!

>choked hard in one, misses penalty in the other
>he didnt lose

lmao keep on flagposting enrique, you dont sound butthurt at all.

Yeah, THAT's why the world recognizes Messi as the far superior player... CR's personality flaws

Honest question: are you an actual sado-masochist? Why would you do this to yourself? Daily. Multiple times.
I mean, Jesus Christ, it's not like you don't know by now how all your fanboy threads and posting end up for you/the proxies and your idol

yes you won with a made up penalty and your DT got sacked

This debate really seems as simple as
White countries: Messi
Non-whites: Ronaldo

>i cant refute so i'm gonna call you names
>also, proxies
Pathetic.

Who cares, is not like you guys are going to win the WC. Enjoy your trophyless goat. Stay cucked.

>I d-don't care about missing the World Cup
lmao, your entire team was crying on the field

>you aren't going to win
literally made it to the final with less talent than this year

>trophyless
>he actually rates a copa mierdica in the same tier as a World Cup

SEETHING

See you in Russia, oh wait

Have you seen your country winning something in your lifetime? Yeah, I know the answer. Enjoy your trophyless goat generation :^)

>your entire team was crying on the field
like yours twice in those CA finals.

>he keeps putting an invitation trophy with 8 teams in the same tier as the World Cup where 200 countries put their lives to go

I'd rather never win a Copa America if that means never missing a World Cup in the pathetic fashion that Chile just did

Nobody cried in Chile. Only Messi cried in USA, because he missed the penalty and let his teammates down.

Chile's entire team, from Alexis, Vidal, Medel to all the nonames cried. Even the fans were crying and seething with rage.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>invitation trophy with 8 teams
also, it's hosted nearly every 2 years, not 4

next year there's yet another Copa America

*scores hat trick against Real Madrid in his first clasico
*scores two goals, one dribbling the entire Real madrid defense in a CL semifinal

has someone the youtube link to the gif?
it´s so much better with sound

>give him a Burruchaga
Kek
He missed his one on one. Is Burru better than Messi?

>h-he didnt lose!
Kek

You forgot to give it the proper file name
lecanadianromanianvirgintsuspammer.webm

How can he be the tap in merchant when he's not even good at tap ins?

There once was a team that was even more undeserving major tournament winners than greece who played worse football than greece and got to the final without winning games. Then a team of monkeys from kongo choked against them so their own imported fraud chief keef scored a goal. Said cheef keef is now barely a ligue 2 tier player.

Dude, stfo already. Your NT had to rely on Brasil's mercy to get to the WC. Now go and suck some huehue cock in retribution

There once was a team that never made it to a major tournament, even those that allowed 24 teams.

How about the great 2-2 draw away at Levante?

The best part of this is that it's all true.

please get a trip so I can filter your sorry ass

Remember the time when he faked injury and his teammates won a prestigious international tournament without him and he jumped up and down the the field when the whistle blew, good times good times

Why is there a picture of messi when you're clearly talking about ronaldo?

lmao, says the country that only goes to World Cups every single year because Argentina gifts them a tie or a win

Brazil could have lost 15-0 and we would still be qualified