What are you doing tonight instead of banging hot girls at halloween parties?
What are you doing tonight instead of banging hot girls at halloween parties?
Going to bed early. I have a job and I need to make money.
Fucking pussy
Taking my kids tricky treating and then getting a sitter and taking my wife to a swinger party so i can get my cock sucked by 2 lesbians while watching a big dicked latino stretch her pussy out
Gym and soccer training followed by a furious wank later tonight.
This is why I’m voting for Hitler.
The kids didnt do that already?
Taking my daughter trick or treating in the snow. And then I'll be dropping her off with her mother and going to bang my gf. My gf is even dressing up for me. We dont like to party tho.
Kek
Sitting in my bedroom playing video games and weeping quietly.
Preparing for job interview.
i fucked my slut last night. probably just get comfy for the evening
Taking my son trick or treating. Hopefully fucking my wifes mouth.
Banging my wife.
She may not be a 20 yr old hot chick but at least I don't have to worry about her throwing up in the bed during sex.
Going to see Tool. Should be a good show.
Eww...smelly uncut beaner cock?
You should probably kill yourself at this point
Nice, have fun you lucky bastard.
Banging my sister
You wish faggot.
>What are you doing tonight instead of banging hot girls at halloween parties?
watching porn
Lost my wallet yesterday . So netflix and arguing with my gf it is :(
Based
banging hot dudes, thats the plan anyway
Playing Total War alone in my house with the lights off, how could you tell?
hahaha fuckign loser, i feel sad for your fucking kids
CHUMS AND I ARE GOING TO PRINT THIS FILE OUT, CUT ALONG THE DOTTED LINES, WRAP IT AROUND OUR UGLY MUGS...........
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Handing out candy with my fiancé and neighbor friends. Should be a great time
Me and the wife are carving a pumpkin. Might play some Smash Bros.
Working. Serving those sluts booze.
>What are you doing tonight instead of banging hot girls at halloween parties?
probably get dressed up in my sexiest halloween costume and cram a dildo up my ass while watching some halloween costume themed porn and imagine im the girl at one of these parties getting banged
I live in New Zealand.
Halloween is gone and unless you under say 21 or 22 your going to find no woman look like that.
(most are bigguns).
Playing condemned
>tricky treating
Banging hot girls at my house. Parties suck.
>not watching the lesbians fuck her
Bigguns are hot though.
>this
Banging hot girls not at Halloween parties.
im acting like an adult and staying home instead of being a manchild who still celebrates halloween
going to watch a movie with my girl and bang her
Trying to find out who this is
I'm working while my girlfriend is going out tonight like this without me. Should I be worried?
Put my toddler son to bed. My baby daughter is falling asleep whilst being fed by the Waifu. Once she drops off, we will watch an episode of something on Netflix, probably fuck, then sleep as work tomorrow morning.
swinger parties for halloween are usually crappy. it's like new years eve parties or xmas parties.
hope your party will be good, i was considering going to one with my gf tomorrow night because the organizer promised it's not a typical one with all the "spooky" decoration and disguise who are usually cheaply done and give a kitsch feeling to the party.
No they are not, workout more and your views will be more natural.
Dani sciacca btw just found out
Passing a shit larger than a fist out my ass..
still more enjoyable than getting financially raped and cucked.
Why so many pics of this dude? Who dis?
Graffitiing shit with the boys. Wish me luck.
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>Why so many pics of this dude?
so i can wank over them....
Jacking off in the bathroom while my fat wife does crossword puzzles
alone in my bed
waiting for the end
of the world to come
Probably gonna hear my sis bring a guy home and get pounded by him.
drying corn
Halloween isn't a thing here Americanfaggs
I'm cooking dinner for my kid and my mother