I work at McDonalds, AMA

I work at McDonalds, AMA

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can i get uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

Any horror stories?

Can i get ahhhhhh.... borger pls?

Anyone ever get their hand caught in the clam-like grill contraption?

Actually yes!

>be me
>in bathroom stall
>old fat guy walks in and pushes on stall door
>plzgoaway.png
>I just then hear groaning
>followed up with a satisfied "Woah"
>I walk out of the stall
>pile of diarrhea in front of the urinal
>omegazozzle.jpeg
>after trying not to die I walk to the sink
>some indian lookin dude washing his feet
>in the sink
>aiteimmaheadout.gif
>I go tell the managers
>they make some retard clean it

Many luls were had that day.

what the fuck is it with the ice cream machine always being broken

Sadly no
It

It's actually never broken at my store so can't tell ya

When are you gonna commit suicide?

Why do you guys fucking suck at your job

Why are the Whoppers so shitty these days?

I used to work for mc dicks when i was in my 20s because there was no other job

its really not that bad.

Or the fucking shake machine. Fucking McDs man.

We're so strapped for workers we pick up any trash we can.

Whyyyy

Ever get revenge on a customer by sabotaging their food?

How does someone get into Hamburger University?

All the time

Are you going to college?

Do you work morning or afternoon shift?
What's your funniest dumb customer story?

how does your girlfriend feel that she's dating you.

Fair enough

How? Can you give us an example?

What's the deal of the day? I got $2

Did you ever spit/cum in a customer's burgers.qa

holy shit dont post here ever again

Why do are the Szechuan and buffalo nugget sauce not offered/kept a secret and I have to specifically ask for them?

Why do I keep getting spit and smashed up burgers I am always saying please and thank you like wtf could be happening do I just go to a different McDonald's

Because you're going to the McDs that OP works at you tard

has a customer ever tried seducing you
or have you seen a female coworker get hit on / picked up by a customer

Not so long ago I was able to shoot HUGE loads, but now I'm lucky if I can manage to squeeze out a couple of weak poots... What's up with that?

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Has anyone got caught fucking in the restaurant or stories of fucking in the restaurant with either employees or customers?

whats your favorite McNugget sauce?

>work
What's the capital of Indonesia?

i cringed at (You)

I quit after one week.

I couldn't hack it, the attitude management give you by treating you like shit. So fucking noisy as well in central manchester so I kept missing peoples orders and can't hear colleagues over the heavy cooking machinery. Then you got this tiny little screen in the corner of the room with the next order that's coming up that i couldn't see lol.

But yeah i could probably adapt to all that eventually, if it weren't for the ridiculously low pay, no guaranteed or predictable hours so you can't plan your life or travel safely to the store and back.. heck youre actually losing money being there. You're paying them to work there... and you are running like 120% to keep up, serious shit i got phantom hearing and chest pains on day 4 because of the intensity i was working to keep up with the work.

Then when i stopped, i felt so relaxed and now work at JD sports.

How the fuck do you cope?

Where do you work?

what was the worst custom atrocity someone had you make? People are fucking gross and no doubt you've seen exactly how gross they are

What is the correct way for a customer to ask for a female employee's number?

Not OP but I worked as maintenance for McD's for 3 months. It's just a gloify chore boy, but at least the staring wage is higher and you don't have to deal with customers.

One of the responsibilities of maintenance is to clean the bathroom every morning before opening. One day I came into the bathroom and saw the toilet was just exploded all over on. I walked out, did the rest of my shift as normal and did not mention the toilet to anyone. Had a non maintenance shift the following day, the toilet was completely clean.

I'm sorry Bill, I know they made you clean that