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>Today 03/02

/bundes/
15:30 >Schalke - Tooter Bremen
15:30 Mainz - Buyern
15:30 Kneelers BSC - Hobbenheim
15:30 Freecastle - Neverkusen
15:30 Wolfscastle - Buttgart
18:30 Borruschia Mongladbach - Rasenball

2nd /bundes/
13:00 Heathenhome - FC St. Antifa
13:00 Ingolstadt - Greather Farth
13:00 Holzbein - Rainycastle

3rd /bundes/
14:00 Chemnitzer - Karl Marx Jena
14:00 Unfortunate Köln - Unterhaching
14:00 Hallescher - Osnabrück
14:00 Sonnenhof GroBaspach - Paderboring
14:00 Meppen - Hansa Rostock
14:00 Tooter Bremen II - PreuBen Münster
14:00 Spicyburger Kickers - FC Maidburger


>Sunday 04/02

/bundes/
15:30 FC Auagsburg - Eintracht Bankfurz
18:00 HIV - Hangover96

2nd /bundes/
13:30 Dynamit Dresden - Bochum
13:30 Brownschweiger - FCKlautern
13:30 Darmstadt - Duisburger

3rd /bundes/
14:00 ReWe Erfart - Zwickaua

First for autbundes

second for AfD

lets hope for some comfy bundes fun on this snowy saturday

>snowy saturday

what? where are u located?

near Wiesbaden Hessen
oh it just stopped and it was mostly hail i guess

hmmm thats a bummer
I miss a comfy snowy winter desu

>no HSV today
Hmmm

based OP

test

eating schnitzel with pommes

a große pommes frites mit pommes frites?

darum steh ich hier jede Nacht am Schacht
und Sankt Barbara hält für uns die Wacht
passt schön auf uns auf
Glück auf, Glück auf!

>no goretzka
based

I've got no idea how Mattersburg even stays afloat. They don't have sponsors, nobody watches them and they don't sell players, yet they have the biggest wage budget of all smaller clubs. The people running the club still think it's 1995, they don't even have a social media presence and their VIP club is unroofed and has a chocolate fountain as its biggest attraction (at least that's what I've heard, I've never actually been to the stadium in person).

The potential is insane, it's not like the Admira or Wiener Neustadt, where everyone is a Rapid bandwagoner. The club just needs to be modernised, moved into a cosy 7k all-seater arena and show some kind of ambition and people would be flooding into the stadium.

is this Massiv?

yes

so will bremen fire his trainer after they lose?

*if they lose

i did not want to imply anything ofc

yeah sure why not lmao

they always show a really well made intro before the mannschaftsaufstellung, not sure if you have seen it before

>mom cooked based bolognese + pasta

>no goal yet
is the bundes finished?

...

>first ad after 5 min

funfact: alot of people are annoyed by "steht auf wenn ihr schalker seid" because they just want to watch the game instead of fooling around

rudy slightly resembles tuchel, no?

yes, no

Lewy transfer request when?

leck mich aom arrrrsch

stop watching german sky streams and switch to the english ones. No ads, better commentary.

but skygo is pretty stable desu

dont want to bother with looking for new stream every now and then

>I have no idea how they even stay afloat
burgenlandian jewry and the eternal Koch

...

what did he mean by this

>Fürth
The meme is over, isn't it?

shit league shit ppl itt

rude

hehe

>20XX: Wolfsburg is a powerful force that defeated the likes of ManU, Buyern, Real like it was nothing
>2017/18: Wolfsburg is on the verge of getting relegated
what went so terribly wrong, wölfe?

>another ad after 15 min

mercenaries that don't give a shit

This league is boring

ur boring

>another ad after 18 min

so is the league

swiss super league starting again today

ok keep us posted

Oh boi, Hermans mum forgot the tendies again

I only watch the Portuguese league, sorry

Allofsball backfired horribly

just saw the Demirbay injury, he got rekt good

Is the Young Boys meme over?

ah yes >we won

lmao what a torwartbock

Based >Schalke

Wow, congratulations on the goal, Schalke

hello give us the goals please

>yfw Bremen fans actually thought that Pavlenka was elite

Is >Schalke rehabilitated?

And now Wolfsburg too, wow

>16. Wolfsburg
>17. Bremen
>18. HIV
I still believe.

>Shitgart

Die Bayern und die Schwaben
die schissen in den Graben
aus dem Gestank
entstand der Frank

>I still believe
Nur

>the state of this league

since i am not at the stadium today i am happy to provide webbum of said bock

>van Dick

As an EffZeh fan I could live with this.

how hard can it be

...

Nice

Thanks based user.
Also: Rigged!

wew

What did the keeper mean by this?

fat players reach peak performance under Klopp, just look at Götze and Gündogan.

For some reason he has not come with his team to Mainz, but is watching the Schalke-Werder game, so he cant play-

I dont know why

far from over my dude. they will win it this year

today something hit me. i realized the truth. the problem is not bundes, it IS buyern. not because they buy out their rivals, but because they play on another level. it is an undeniable fact that you could put buyern into any league and they would start to dominate. league un they would win for decades on end. serie a their run would be broken every five years by juve. la liga they would constantly be top 3. even in epl they would constantly be top 3, if not even top 2 permanently. their only hindrance would be the insane city spending but imagine if buyern sold out to arabs, too. they would win everything for a century.

>Shitzekusen is still 3rd

>mfw Schalke, Leverkusen, Leipzig and Frankfurt win and Dortmund is back on sixth again

I really really hate buyern

still not the biggest letdown. that honor belongs to pollersbock

schalke needs to score another goal or else it will be leverkusen, wolfsburg, köln, hannover all over again

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>Bankfurt in the CL
please save us Jesus

awesome goal Franck

This is me watching Bundesliga in 2018.

>Auf das erste sportliche Ausrufezeichen in Köln folgte eine kuriose Liebeserklärung an seinen neuen Klub. Die Frage, warum er ausgerechnet zu Borussia Dortmund gewechselt sei, beantwortete Michy Batshuayi mit einem breiten Grinsen im Gesicht: „Ich liebe den BVB! Schwarz und Gelb sind meine Lieblingsfarben – weil ich Batman und Spongebob liebe.“ Und das meint der extrovertierte Belgier ganz offensichtlich ernst...

You're very cute

>black players

...

loves the club so much he'll leave for Chelseas bench again next summer lmao

quock

>play at blue club
>very unhappy

>go to yellow club
>ye boiiii

>*kneels before Hoffenheim*

*kneels*

*kneels respectfully*

*dabs*

Quack

If the Quack quocks, what does the Rüsseltier do?

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