Tell me how to get my ex girlfriend back Sup Forums. Give me tips, advices, anything you have to help me...

Tell me how to get my ex girlfriend back Sup Forums. Give me tips, advices, anything you have to help me. I need her so fucking much bros. I'm begging you.

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bump

Grow a pair and talk to her, tell her you want to work things out and actually put in the work. It's not fucking complicated bud. And honestly, it still might not work, but if you put in the work and it still fails, you will know you tried everything and it just CAN'T work, which is different then saying you don't THINK it worked. Get to it bud.

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Don't get over it you weakling

is she seeing someone new? if not EZ

Well what caused you two to split in the first place?

>t's not fucking complicated bud.
Yes it is. What the fuck am I supposed to say? I don't want her to think that I'm desperate. It's the best way to lose her forever.

I have no fucking idea.

You do know that she is out sucking Tyrone's cock right now right ?
Imagine her taking Tyrone's 10" cock in her ass and moaning with pleasure.
>Welcome to the world of cuckoldry faggot.
>Move on, find another slut you fucking loser.

Say: Hey, I want to grab dinner?

is right, it's EZ, just talk to her normally, ask her if she thinks it would be worth another shot, and listen to what she fucking says bud. Not complicated.

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Age gap. She's older than me and I admit it it was kinda weird at the beginning but I love her.

>Say: Hey, I want to grab dinner?
Too fucking desperate. It's like "haha look I'm acting cool because I don't think about the breakup at all but let's meet alright?"

dude its just a bitch, she hanging with the nigs now bro, thats what happens when you embrace the niggerculture buddy

Are you 18 or older? What is the age Gap?

I don't know how the "I" got in there. Just ask her to spend some time with you, doesn't matter the reason, just something stupid. Grab a coffee, get dinner, watch a movie, ANYTHING. As long as you grow a pair of testicles, you will be fine. That being said, it's not likely you will grow a pair, so you should probably kill yourself bud. It's really the only way.

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Just figure out a way to move on. Relationships end for one reason or another (or several reasons). Either way, you can't force someone to be with you if they don't want to.

6 years.

I already did that weeks ago but she found some bullshit excuse to cancel.

Just be yourself.

Then you're done bud, you missed your chance. You could always fuck her sister or her mom or something, that would probably make you feel better, but you are too much of a bitch for that kind of thing, since you are sitting around whining on the internet. Fucking fag.

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Go fuck yourself.

Take those internet testis and go ask your ex out you fucking faggot. Look bud, there is no substitute for testicular fortitude, you need to be brave, and fearless. So what if she say's no? Maybe her friend will hear you, think with an attitude like that you must have a horse cock on ya, and take you out back and give you a blowy just to see for herself. Hell, no guts no glory faggot. But keep crying on the bus, since women love men with no money AND not nuts. Fucking faggot.

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Or a plane, whatever, still flying coach, fucking cheap fag. Pic related, your new GF.

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> you have to help me
what is so wrong with people that they say things like this? In no way would I ever NEED to help you. I don't even know you. No wonder she left you, you needy little bitch

Fecking Spanish

Of course she is. That's why she left him

I want to send her a text now. What the fuck do I say? I don't know what to say without sounding desperate.

You are desperate, fuck-nut. Just treat her like a fucking human being, ask her what's going on, tell her you are bored and thought you might have something to chat about. Ask her what she thinks about the current political climate of the Ukrainian North, anything bud. Just word it like you got a pair hangin' between your bellybutton and your asshole.

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Ask her to send nudes and post wins

does she want to get back together with you?

if yes, just talk
if no, try talking, but maybe it's better to just get over it

Piss off you massive normie.

>You are desperate
Yes I am I admit it but I don't want her to think so.
>Ask her what she thinks about the current political climate of the Ukrainian North, anything bud.
That's fucking lame.

If you depend on someone else then you're a fucking faggot OP, you better kys.

You're missing the point, faggot. It's not WHAT you are saying, it's HOW you are saying it.

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Oldish fag here with a long list of lovers. Never get together with a past love. Hang out, be friends, hell even fuck them if you want. But don’t start a relAtionship again.

Ya, this fag makes a good point. But he's too big of a bitch to talk to her anyway. Anhero is probably best for the cockless wonder.

What do you mean how? How am I supposed to say those things?

Like you aren't a faggot. But you are a faggot, so you aren't going to talk to her at all, you aren't even going to try, because she left you for a good fucking reason. She got tired of always having to start the sexual encounters, always having to come up with the ideas for your dates, always having to do the talking when you are out with friends. She wanted a young, virile man, and she got a limp spine, testicle-less, bitch of a BOY. So grow up a little.

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This. I've been fucking my ex for the last 5 years even though she has a boyfriend. One time he called her when I was there and she even admitted I was there. I said in the background
>she didnt even make me wear a condom
And he was like
>w-what did he say?
And she made up some bullshit. The cuck actually believes we're just friends lol.
Pic related. Shes fat but it feels so good having her soft body pressed up against me

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>Like you aren't a faggot.
Elaborate?
>She got tired of always having to start the sexual encounters, always having to come up with the ideas for your dates, always having to do the talking when you are out with friends.
I have to say. That's not far from the truth.

there, you solved your own problem. now you know what to change.

But what do I do now? What do I say to her?

which one in the pic is you? and what language is that in reverse?

it's not what you say, it's what you do and how you act. you need to improve on 's points, then try again. there is no magic line or words. there's nothing special about my face, my dick, my ass, my hair, my body, my feet, you get the point i hope. it's how i ACT, what i DO, and how i treat her that gets me girlfriends and pussy. i'm a walking nerd stereotype, literally, but i'm confident, funny, chatty, i can cook, and so forth. go for that, it works. but it takes time.

>but it takes time
What do you mean? Like she's not stupid if I ask her out she will know I want us to be together again. That's retarded.

You may not be able to get her back, and the best thing you can do is accept this fact and move on. This is real life, not the movies; sometimes you just don't get what you want and that's all there is to it.

If she broke up with you, or if she's made clear that she isn't interested or comfortable with a romantic relationship with you, I suggest you just back off and move on.

I'm really sorry, and I wish there were some magic pill I could tell you about to make things better, but there isn't.

Wish her the best and then do the best for yourself: move on.

It hurts, very much, watching the person you love, love someone who isn't you. It doesn't ever really stop hurting, not completely, but trying to force a relationship, or persuade her when she isn't interested, is going to fail for you and make you even more miserable than you are now.

Sorry, bud.

Is that you in the pic, on the left?

That's not what I want to read. I don't see why she wouldn't take me back.

are you circumcised or uncut, OP?

You really want to be with someone who doesn't want you in the same way? cringe.

tfw i am like OP, have been thru this numerous times (also date ones slightly older), it always hurts, it never ends, BUT you do have to move on. you never really truly move on, but must keep trying to.

OP, you still here?

okay, let me try to spell this out. 1. she broke it off because because her needs weren't being met OR there was something she couldn't stand. 2. needs not being met means she wasn't getting from you what she wanted/needed AND can't stand means there was something about what you did actually do that she didn't like. 3. to get her back, you need to learn how to meet her unmet needs OR stop doing whatever pushed her away, or both. 4. making real change to yourself takes time, sometimes YEARS. 5. the likelihood that she will be available and willing at the end of your self-improvement journey is low.

HOWEVER

an individual woman's wants, needs, and pet peeves vary, but as a group, their wants, needs, and pet peeves are remarkable uniform. if this one dumped you for reasons x, y, and z, the next one will dump you for reasons x, z, and a. the one after that will dump you for reasons y,z, and b. the next will dump you for reasons x, y and c.

THEREFORE

you need to work on yourself before you can have a successful and healthy relationship with any woman. figure out and get rid of x, y, and z. work to minimize a, b, and c because they were new and unexpected.

You gotta get your shit together. i don't know how to say this without being patronizing, but you sound very, very young. more time growing up will help.

Get Elmer Fudd tattooed on your forehead.

Yes.

Basically you're telling me that I should date other women before going back to her?

is that you in the pic, in the original post?

No.

no, not at all. what i'm saying is you need to figure out why she left you, and improve in those areas, whatever they are. otherwise, the next one will dump you for remarkably similar reasons. IMPROVE YOURSELF. or not.

Who is it?

>begging
Is this why she dumped your ass? Real men don't beg.

But she's going to take me back aren't she? If I improve myself.

I don't know.

Are you circumcised?

maybe, maybe not. no one promised you tomorrow. if you improved yourself, your relationships will last longer and be more enjoyable and satisfying.

Just talk to her you fucking moron, it’s that simple. You aren’t going to get anywhere just by crying online.

now, why would you give a fuck about that? scientific research on Sup Forums or some shit?

Shut the fuck up and get over it pussy. People are out here dying of cancer and you’re complaining about some cunt

what's the criteria for old on Sup Forums, like 26?

how long did you date?

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