Secrets that could ruin your life if they get out

Secrets that could ruin your life if they get out.

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Cousin and I were FWB for a while, don't exactly want our respective spouses to know that.

I’m LeBron James.

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now stop making this thread you fucking uninteresting zilch

I'm the one in the office that mixes the coffee into the sugar bowl. No ragrets.

Bastard

Brit paki here, and a sissy. Go on cam sites and show myself off to older, especially white guys. Love that being lusted after, desired, degraded.

i raped and killed a girl in 1993

Absolutely barbaric & haram

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i raped and killed a girl in 1993

im 46 and screwing my wife's friends daughter who's 19
giving her money for school and lying to my wife about
what the money is for. i used bitcoin to buy a gift card
to get a hotel room but had to use a credit card for
incidentals so trying to hide that from her.
i hope it stays a secret or else im in troubles lol

She's young enough to be your daughter you freak.

I’ve watched my sis get pounded multiple times by peeking through her door

I'm a complete sick pervert deep down. I have no boundaries when it comes to porn, it's all good to me.

yeah. at times im like wtf am i doing
other times im like wow okay this is fun
then shame sets in lol

i jerk off to pics of my sister

>haha isn't being a degenerate so funny
You and men like you disgust me. I shit on women constantly for fucking men over in the divorce courts but if your wife does it to you I wouldn't care.

How'd it start?

first pussy i felt was my aunt's, while she was sleeping. family would be disgusted with me if htey knew

When I was in my early twenties, I fapped one off while my 13 year old female cousin was asleep on the couch next to me in the middle of the day.

I did stuff to 3 "people" that I shouldn't have done stuff too. I can't go into detail because it was illegal.

But it was fucking hot.

Who hasn't though

You put people in parenthesis so that means you're talking about niggers right?

pic?

I stroked my older brothers dick while he was sleeping in my bed. His phone rang which woke him up. I've always wondered if he was pretending to be asleep but I've never had an opportunity like that again.

you're a guy, right?

Ew

Fag or fem?

Im a coomer

I fucked my roommate's fleshlight while watching a vid of him jacking off

bob saget? PogChamp

No I meant that they're not ready to vote yet if you smell what I'm cooking.

I get two to three females pregnant every month to satisfy my breeding itch.

*Calls the police*

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My grandfather works for a program that feeds and helps the homeless. I always volunteer for the bum feeds. I've poisoned 32 homeless people since the age of 17.

You go to the sperm bank?

I know

Tinder and holy condoms if you catch what I am leaking.

Well that's just rude

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These are quotation marks: " "

>if you catch what I am leaking.
I think their uterus is supposed to catch that. How do you know if they get preggo?

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Whatever man it's legal in my state.

Sighh let me go find my glasses.

This probably wouldn't ruin my reputation, but I watch hentai my classmate/friends me as a joke..
also, that one 46y/o man is actually kind of fucked up

But it's very thrilling

The age of consent in the U.S. is 18

Creeping their FB accounts with several alias accounts. Not all, but plenty enough to see my work.

I'm Tupac. Wassup homie?

There's quite a few States where it's 17

During summer they were over for a party. We decided to order chinese and I had to pick up it. The daughter decided to come along to help. So while we were waiting she started saying how much trouble she was getting into because she lost her job. I was like well hmm i might be able to help out or something and was like okay lets keep in contact. A cpl days goes by and she msgs me on fb asking what i had meant by help. So like 20-30 msgs goes by with subtle probing questions about her maybe being a sugarbaby on the download, in about 1000 more words than that. she agreed faster than it took to like even get around the universe of hinting at it. we went for coffee the first time just to like kind of feel it out and she made out with me in my car. so after that it was on. the next time we met we just fucked right away, no games or drama

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I took the virginity of an emo junior school girl, and ghosted her.. she necked herself not long after.

I'd do it. You cum inside her?

Nice

Did you cum inside her?

I blew in her mouth.
She'd never even seen a dick in person before I got her.

That's a trap.

only in her mouth, jimmy hat for the pussy
gonna try for some anal before the holidays

plz lets not be 12...

>Man face
>no tits
>intentionally hiding neck with hair
>Subtle bulge

I am the reason Luis Paez-Pumar left Deadspin. Was going to MeToo his creepy ass. Unfortunately I cant now since I still work there and need the money.

I massacred 27 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '93.

how ez u incels are triggered

any nudes?

They could vote since 2/3/1870 though... shouldn’t they be ready by now?

I'm still in love with a coworker who turned me down 5 years ago.

Which one are you?

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That information will be released when the time is right and the waters have calmed.

Want to fuck my mom.

>be me
>30 yr old single never married and no kids
>fuck anything and everything
>vacationing with 60 year old mom
>have always beat off to her
>she found mom son porn in search history when i was 13
>she was pissed but got over it and has always teased me
>hotel room has 2 beds
>one night we were laying there and she’s on her phone talking to a friend back home
>I’m watching porn on my phone and get up to go to bathroom to beat off
>get a boner but all i can think about it is her in the next room
>i get it nice and hard
>walk out thru the room with it sticking straight out of my briefs
>no way she doesn’t notice
>hear her say holy shit and look over at her
>covers her mouth with her hand and starts shaking her head no with huge eyes
>look down and act surprised and cover my boner
>dramatically move my lips saying sorry and wince
>tells her friend “oh just something on tv user showed me”
>lay down and get under covers
>go back to watching porn and rub the tip of my dick with the palm of my hand that’s under covers
>she hangs up and minutes go by
>not a word is said
>is on her iPad it looks like
>still rubbing
>then I see a movement out of the corner of my eye
>she had her legs bent up under her covers this whole time
>then I hear it
>the sound of fingers brushing up against bed sheets
>fast and faint
>but i know the sound
>I’ve heard it before when i was too chicken shit to make the moves on my gf when i was 14 and we laid in the same bed at my friends house
>she fingered herself right next to me and here my mom was doing the same thing
>gave me the same feeling as it did when I was a kid
>at one point i looked over briefly and couldn’t tell since her legs were bent up.
>started rubbing harder and the sound I heard picked up faster and became more audible
>dickspasm.img
>she lasted another half minute or so and it just stopped
>nothing was said
>went to bed

A girl friend asked me if I would let her little sister crash at my place because her parent's kicked her out and my friend was out of town.
I said okay, and we ended up fucking.
The taboo nature of it just made everything hotter.

Ever got any abuse?

Yes, plenty. Whats worse is I actually like it and get turned on by it

I'm betting top 3rd from the left.

I have a breeding fetish and I want to be cummed in by a bunch of men

biggest secret i've got is that i think i'm bi and have known for the last 12 years

guilty free otherwise

I got my wife to have a threesome with me and her brother

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I've been fucking my teen employees for years, mostly 14-17 year Olds. If I ever got caught I'd lose my job and probably get thrown in jail

Is it a problem if an older woman sleeps with a younger guy? Fuck off and die already boomer cuck.

Maybe lose your job sure.. probably not jail if she's not the one complaining.

That's how I ended up with my daughter :) it was do much fun. I got pregnant a second time but aborted it

Unbeliveable so i won't even post what i've been through.

Ya it depends.where I'm at 16 is the age of consent. I don't really fuck with 14/15 year Olds much anymore

I fuck average looking guys on tinder. I let the virgins cum in me

Because it's a pedo larp or hyena pasta

Tits?

I got a Pakistani girl pregnant when we were 14 (I'm white). She had an abortion and never told her parents. We recently started dating again (now 25) and her parents don't know and wouldn't approve of it.

Her cousin also joined ISIS.

Did u ever find out who the dad is? I really want to be pregnant but I dont want a kid u feel

I was disappointed when they raised the age of consent from 14 to 16 here.
Smashing fresh eager pussy was awesome. 16 is still okay, but it's not the same. Far harder to find uncharted territory to introduce them too.

Actually it's 16 in 2/3 of the states

Just go on birth control

Age of consent is a state issue you fucking mongoloid

I have an IUD

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No I never bothered to. It could have been one of about 5 guys, around that period.

Holy fuck. Amazing. Timestamp?

None so far, but people finding out I have a very specific ryona and snuff fetish where the hero mercilessly kills female henchmen and villains surely wouldn't help much. That shit gets me like a mast.

Age of consent isn't what stops me, it's just gotten so much harder to carefully fuck these girls since the metoo movement

Then you'll be fine. Let those guys fuck yoyouy

I wear my moms bra and thongs and jerk in her bed. I’ve cum in her conditioner and body lotion. I rub her toothbrush on my cock and I’ve fucked my ass with her dildo. I often suck said dildo as well. I also came in her rice pudding and watched her eat it like 30 minutes later.

Let yourself be bred just once. It's fucking amazing. Sometimes for fun when I know they are about to cum I'll tell them I lied about birth control

Bit of both really