Poor fucking guy thought it was just a drill

poor fucking guy thought it was just a drill

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This is why I could never be a soldier

>Follow orders
>Get fucked
>Don't follow orders
>Get fucked

>*record scratch*
>"See this guy in the middle?"
>"That's me!"
>"You're probably wondering how I got here..."
>"It's actually a very funny story."
>*sound of rewinding film*

>goat fucking roach spams board with gore
>his nation goes to shit in some botched coup
>his countrymen get smashed by tanks and shredded by fucking supercobras
>defectors rounded up gulag style and lynched
>hundreds dead, thousands arrested

oh am i laffin

Soldiers killed civilians aswell it's not as black and white as some people seem to be pushing

Kek.

I almost forgot they love to spam dead American soldiers. I am laffin w/ you

**jason statham narration**

Civilians should have supported the coup though.

This is an amazing post. 10/10/10

holy shit kekkk

>to find out what happened here, we need to go back
>*picture of baby Atatürk in a crib*
>whoa, too far back!

They look so... WHITE

pure filth

I would never surrender and give up my arms as a soldier. It is the only thing making you who you are. You are not the boots. You are not the uniform. You are the weapon you hold. Once you drip it and surrender you go from soldier to civilian.
They are killing civilians not soldiers.

>roaches supporting secular democracy

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jej

Looks like Cenk Ugyer

Left nose = snot
Right nose = blood

What did he mean by this?

>ams board with gore
>>his nation goes to shit in some b
shiiet in this pic you can see the inconspicous merchant nose on the second guy from the right

What am I looking at I haven't been on Sup Forums in 2 days
What the fuck is going on

Pls reply, pic related

lol

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It was a self-coup by Erdogan to round up disloyal military members and consolidate power.

Turkish civillians would be dead or arrested if they had marched

Turkish army tried to take power but failed since the roaches can't do shit.

What a nice slag

Nuked dropped in Ankara
All citizens remain unharmed

What movie?

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Retards, those same guys who spam soldier cadavers cheer the failure of this cup.

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You are a funny kike, I'll kill you last

This is what happens when you try to include god in politics, You get fuk't.

democracy won

God Damn it. Sup Forums hasn't been this funny in a while. Praise kek for his recent blessing of happenings.

Did he live?

Holy shit, nuke Turkey

>That merchant in the foreground
Holy fuck.

The coup was one islamic faction vs another. The result being a bunch of dead roaches.

hey looks its more from the religion of peace

so glad western governments keep bringing in thousands of these peaceful people

our societies sure are going to benefit from them

>Kill your own soldiers.

Turkish normies ladies and gents.

was this part of the lynching or the fight between mili and police?

No.

How many noses does this nigga have?

Name one film where this has happened, or fuck off and spout your humourless memes on your containment board.

Have you noticed his complete absence in the last 24hrs? I have.
>tfw roaches actually got squished.
>mfw he was one of them.

nope. butt also i simply dont care to laid it out for you

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'roaches love a gang bang... especially if it's all-male

they all look the same

>generation religio-inbreeding

You need to fuck off m8

>m8
Useless pards pretending to be British is absolutely excruciating, just so you know.

you woot m8

Fuck... I'm normally a level headed guy but this makes me tear up a bit. This guy is a soldier writing right before the events
rough translation:

1: Guys, I'm telling you thins as a soldier, something is going down right now, go buy food with whatever money you have, buy a sack of flour

2: What do you think will happen bro?
1: We are idly waiting in a coup tank
1: Waiting for orders
2: So you are gonna attempt a coup? They are saying that people are rushing to the streets, what are you gonna do if they oppose you
1: If they order a to shoot, we will shoot ourselves

>britain is the only country that uses m8

Someone please make this real

Oy, chap, you need to keep your knickers out of a twist.

What bong is it? I need to go to bed.

What movies have done this? I think I've seen something like this more than a few times

God damn.

First thing I noticed was how Western he looks compared to the smelly mob beating him.

>snot out of one nostril and blood out of the other

classic

Yeah, im samefaggin it. But check em.
Dead american turkroach was squashed. Double sevens confim.

xd

>military coup
>democracy

This. Poor white turks having to live with such uncivilized people.

Name 7 films, 4 movies, 3 live plays and 6 cartoons this happens in.

Man, after today all respect I had for Turkey (mainly because of kemalist friends and Ataturk) is gone.

I fucking hope all the kemalists are smart enough to bail and Russia invades them since EU doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.

This image is truly saddening...but it needs a JUST edit

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Shit makes me sick. Would be doing a favor if he shot most of them I bet though.

>Night of the France truck attack
>T*urk starts thread celebrating dead Europeans
>Less than 24 hours later, his own nation decends into a Central American tier coup with hundreds being killed

>Erdoroach
>Democracy

I feel you. Americans using britfuck slang unironically is embarrassing. It's akin to a weeaboo speaking zipperhead in a room full of niggers.

nice meme from Sup Forums

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Fuck man, i could name 100 of each plus 10 romantic poems.
>get on my level

Holy fuck underrated
ultimate kek

Don't be fooled because of European interbreeding. They only resemble humans.

Kek

What kind of brain do you have to have to think its a good idea to surrender after taking part in a coup

Hey i can flee the country in civilian clothes, keep fighting or maybe i could give myself to the tender mercy of a angry Islamic mob.
If im lucky and they dont torture me to death then ill get to be tortured and executed by the presidents order instead.

>not just doing what that guy in France did and running people down and shooting them
>expecting mercy from savage animals

Poor guy well that's how you get a Darwin Award

We must identify which crushed carapice belonged to him. Or at least assign him one, to use as an example.

sweet reaction image, bro!
you sure reacted me :)

>not being able to name 10 Operettas, 12 Oratorios, 7 Puppet shows and 6 Kabuki plays in which it appeared

I legit want Greece to surprise buttfuck Turkey out of existence. You roaches and support of Islam, filthy men with beards and general obsession with your caliphate disgust me.

Do you also like dank memes? xD

broooo

Most of the soldiers were young lads who didn't know what it was going on. They surrendered because they didn't want to continue to be a part of this circus.

Well, this is all the Reichstag-Trick of Hitler. Erdogan is learning from the best.

So much for the liberal argument that you can't protect yourself from the military. Anti-gun fags btfo.

I vote for it being the guy that got rammed by an APC and ended up crushed in half.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Don't lynch me yet!
I’ll tell you how I helped with the coup in the country of tur-kay
(Music)
In west Istanbul born and raised
In the military was where I was during the coup
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some roaches at the bridge of bosphorus
When a couple of muds
Who were up to no good
Started running into my bullets
I got in one little fight and my general got scared
He said 'I'm going to Greece, have fun being lynched'

just your average Sup Forums bants m8

>he doesn't know about roachkino

Someone cue me in the happenings?

The guy must be French.

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COUP COUP

youtube.com/watch?v=jZq6UOiBu_Y

Not a bad choice, do we have a good pic of this carapace? The one in the webm, right?

pro-gun fags btfo as well since the people had no guns
the army just surrendered because they would rather kill themselves to harm a single citizen (except for some of them in the helicopters, which is really shady business if you ask me)