Manchester United vs Huddersfield - Match Thread

>Team to play Huddersfield: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Rojo, Shaw, Matic, McTominay, Mata, Lingard, Sanchez, Lukaku
Subs: Romero, Lindelof, Pogba, Martial, Carrick, Young, Rashford

>Team to play Man Utd: Lossl, Hadergjonaj, Schindler, Zanka, Kongolo, Smith, Van La Parra, Billing, Hogg, Quaner, Depoitre
Subs: Coleman, Malone, Mooy, Pritchard, Ince, Mounie, Hefele

>Van Le Perro Caca

kek

Thank you based user

>the state nu-Sup Forums is shit

bring Pogba on

Why did most of the important transfers for United, flopped?(the ones after Fergie retired)

Need a stream

I LIKE TO MUNICH MUNICH

*dabs* –o>

MAN U!!!!!

Diving PRICK

stop feigning death

because referees didnt help moyes,vangaal and mouyes

>tfw the best player in the team now is still a Fergie signing
Should've killed his wife so he'd continue working.

>1, Mata

His number is 8 though...

here come the customers

Hello customer service where are the goals

>it's an ABU commentator tries to force a headline-worthy sound bite about Mou episode

Alexis seems to be waking up.

Mouyes doesnt know people only watch man u games so they see the dabs

McTominay is unironically better than Pogba. Utd look much better with him, he's not as selfish as Pogdab
Also I really couldn't have guessed Lukaku is on the pitch. He's literally done nothing

Huddersfield will win

The absolute state of the previous thread

this.

>Mooys

Because Fergie always put players on their place, whether they are world class, homegrown or shit players. Now there are too many conceited divas.

>work for DHL
>Always watching United and F1
>Both sponsored by DHL
>Spending every day staring at DHL Logo's

Fucking state of this referee

t-thank you Mr. Alexis for letting me watch y-you every weekend in my spare free time

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Valencia seems too slow

Lingard is like Hames for madrid: sucks the entire game then scores

kek

Fergie looking old ;__;

>mouyes already tired of poogscam
lmao

paying weekly £600k for the indigo januzaj

#pogback

i wish i was mourinho and pogba cucked me by fucking my daughter as vengeance for not playing him

blacked . com/mouyes

Hesse LinGOD

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state your name coz

t-thank you so much for paying me the minimum wage Mr. Alexis

What do the three stars represent?

lads
LADS

its fucking huddersfield

Remember when we had RVP

how many wheels slipped on the ice

Footbal Manager seasons won

reminder that most workers at manshitster urinated don't make the minimum livable wage, such a great club

CM 03/04 seasons won for me desu
Based Daniel Braathen

They won three league titles in the 1920s.

good post Pedro

aren't most people in Spain unemployed?

whats wrong spain?

>taking a job outside of playing and coaching at a football club

dubs and ‘uddersfield wins

Isn't it still siesta time?

let me help you boy

Still 0-0
sss

Is there anything more pathetic than time-wasting in the first half?

>100 mil for the bench warming djemba djemba

>alexshit 'lose the ball' sanshit

Tea lady is very important job at English club mate.

>Alexshit

What does he do besides losing possession and flailing his arms at his teammates anyways?

you two are like little babies watch this

Is it bad I'd rather watch Eastenders instead of this borefest?

reminder that most players in lel liga don't make the minimum livable wage, such a great league

lukapoo always hide in crowded area

>sanchez

...

Alfie, please

lukaku is really bad

yup, and we still make more than manshitster urinated workers

Is Sanchez, dare I say it, a flop?

>1 off
lmaoing @ (You)

alex le spinny man

HANS STOP INVITING REFUGEES

Any americans in thread? I just figured out the most amazing joke.


What would the Huddersfield players snap call be if they played American Football?


[spoiler]HUD![/spoiler]

>Alexshit Flopchez

Standing here

>Alexisnotonfire

lol

>pogba
>lukaku
>sanchez

Has never ever been a worse waste of money in a single season than this? How did Mou fuck up this bad?

When the fuck is mourineinho gonna play le dab man

Not even watching, is he doing the faces he did against Spurs again?

Sanchez chimpout

Manure*

early but we can meme it

>fall down off anything
>complains when someone else does it
>angry columbian manlet

It's inflation, due to central bank printing money.

This sort of thing should be standardised.

#PogOUT

Don't forget Lindelof, the £32m 5th choice center-back.

sad to say but e-sports is better than modern football

DOUBLE RARE FLAGS

alexis is in shit mode
>can't do shit
>complains
>dives
>can't do shit
classic poolexis

You guys are fucking cancer.

>from ozil to lingard

e-sports it not a thing you big smelly virgin.

>tfw Jose is so married to 4231 that he drops his best outfield-player for it

same problem again. United forwards just dont understand each other.