You have 10 seconds to tell me why you aren't traveling to third world countries and fucking poor whores in the slums...

you have 10 seconds to tell me why you aren't traveling to third world countries and fucking poor whores in the slums who would treat you like royalty

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Because I'm not a degenerate and that's immoral

I should

because aids and every hiv in the list. not worth the royalty treatment

Not enough money to travel

AIDS

I've done it a few times. live in the states, been to the dominican republic, mexico, and thailand for whores. it's pretty great. Where have you been op?

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I’ve got a customer who owes me $1500 and it’s over 60 days due.
Found out he’s been in Thailand for the last three weeks.
Fuck I hate him.
So Fucking jealous.

Story? What was your best experience?

STDs

that's an awful lot of work for what I can get 1/2 a mile away in the city

I don't got money

Cause I'm black. I get random white girls on tinder who let me do what I want to them. Most of them are normal white women that you could see in the grocery store.

I've had all kinds of crazy experiences with whores. Also been to a bunch in non-third-world countries like Canada and Germany and the UK. What kind of stories are you interested in? Specific acts? Fucked up shit? Cheapest possible?

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Fucked up shit please.

Correct answer

This guy

I'll do my best.


One time I was in Tijuana, Mexico. I was staying in a hotel in the zona norte but not one associated with a brothel. I ordered two young hookers off the internet to come to my hotel. The pimp had me pay him directly in cash which was already weird. I don't recall exactly but I think it was $200 american. I was both drunk and stoned. At the time I was 35 years old, reasonably fit (not approaching obese) and look decent. Also well groomed and dressed. The hookers were between the age of 20 and 25. They spoke poor but passable spanglish. One of the two of them made very clear that she would not suck my dick. Just straight up refused. I fucked them and had fun anyway, but one of the two wouldn't suck it. When we were all done I walked down to the street with them and literally said these words "they were cute but this one wouldn't suck my dick." With **no hesitation whatsoever** he reared back and cold cock punched her as hard as he could in the back of her head. This is on a side street with people around in the middle of the afternoon on like a Tuesday. She kind of whimpered and dropped like a sack of potatoes. He laughed, the other trick I was with kinda muffled a yelp of horror then looked like she was going to cry. He nonchalantly walked away. I wasn't sure what to do but I knew I sure as shit should get out of there as I didn't want to get fucking arrested in Tijuana and he may have just killed her. He hit her so fucking hard. I went into the hotel and told the lady at the front desk that someone just punched a girl really hard on the street and went to my room and wept like a baby. I cut my trip short and went back to San Diego that night. Definitely the most fucked up shit I've experience having sex with hookers in shithole countries.


Sex was pretty good. The one who got whacked had a really tight pussy.

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has Sup Forums ever gotten a hooker in sub saharan africa?

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Keep on LARPin, nigger.

That's actually pretty funny. Do you have aids yet? Any STD's? You gotta have herps at least.

well the AIDS is always a drawback...

I’ve usually had good luck with women, and I’ve considered doing this because I’m a piece of shit. Hit it raw, not pull out. Leave the country... never to be found. Don’t have the balls to do it though. Don’t want to catch anything.

because they're generally dirty disgusting people.

Yeah ok.. ur on Sup Forums
I call bullshit on both of those reasons sir

Has anyone here ever fucked any whores in Peru? I have. It's legal there. Just wondering if anyone can share their experience because I don't even know spanish and I went there with a guy who is from Peru.

The girls were very hot and a lot of them weren't local originally.

that looks like some gilligan's island shit right there

Keep going.

Youve got the aids now

I have hpv 2 and I've had chlamydia once but I've never had anything super serious. And seriously that situation was not funny its one of the most fucked up things that has ever happened to me and I've been through a lot of shit.

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No shit?! A buddy of mine just landed in Lima. Said he’s already seen tons of attractive girls.... I’m going to have him look into this.

what do you want to hear about? more fucked up stories? most interesting places? best hooker experiences? I love talking about this shit on Sup Forums because it's legit one of my favorite things in the world but there is basically nobody I can talk to about it.

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>you have 10 seconds to tell me why you aren't traveling to third world countries and fucking poor whores in the slums who would treat you like royalty

AIDS, Syphilis, gonorrhea

Bro it was in Lima where I did this. In the city, just a few blocks off of one of the main streets. Just keep in mind that the neighborhood wasn't a good one and I was with a local who knew where he was going. That being said there was a private parking lot with guards with guns and dogs and a fence and shit just across the street meant for customers so your car doesn't get jacked. I probably wouldn't go there with a taxi for instance and get dropped off you know? There were also guards with guns in like night club uniforms dressed all black (not suits but dress clothes) just outside the place.

There was an entrance fee and a fee each time you fuck one of the girls. Place had a bar and a couple stripper poles inside it and two floors with rows of doors with girls. Pretty dope. It's worth going if you have someone who can show you around. I would def go back. The amount for a girl back then was like 50 soles bro. aka less than 20 bucks.

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Best experience?

Surprising experience?

Risky experience?

Cheapest/most expensive experience?

Top fucking kek

That's why you use condoms, also P-in-V sex has a transmission rate of like 4%, unless the women is on her period.

this

Because I’m good looking and can get sluts with little to no effort

Best experience in a third world country is probably Thailand but in my opinion the literal best place in the world to buy pussy are the saunas in macau. My specific favorite is Familia Nobre sauna.


First of all, for those that are unfamiliar, Macau is kind of like the Chinese vegas. It's also sorta like Hong Kong in that its not totally commie fied and there is more freedom and stuff than in like actual Beijing. These saunas are amazing. They are pretty expensive though. They are in the casino hotels and you pay a small fee to go in, shower off, and then they put you in this big recliner with a towel, and an endless stream of women walk by offering you various services, foods, and drinks. Booze is cheap, food is free (and good), and you can get an excellent shoulder rub, a foot massage, and a handjob all at the same time from three different hot asians literally whenever you want.


They will periodically have line ups and sometimes they will do a line up on demand. The line up is between 20 - 50 hot young asian hookers in some form of costume or lingerie. you have the opportunity to pay all of them for all kinds of sex including multiples, anal, oral, 69, rimjobs, fetishes, the works. A lot of them do tricks like a blowjob with hot tea in their mouth. It is ala carte so if you get a lot of girls or a lot of extra services it does get expensive, but its such a kid in a candy store feel. After getting your rocks off in a back room, you can get back in your big recliner, order more free food, eat, take a nap, wake up, and fuck another whore or three. For one entrance fee you can stay 24 hours and eat all the free food you want. The last time I went I stayed for about 8 hours, had sex on four different occasions with a total of 6 whores, had 4 handjobs not to completion, and some drinks and other services and paid almost $5,000. No regrats. Every time I go I end up dropping more coin.

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Also, tell us how and where you find them?

macau saunas are also the most expensive overall experience. I fucked a pornstar once for $1,250. It was fun but frankly way overpriced.

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these days the internet. literally google "[major capital city] escorts" and spend a few minutes looking around.

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Got any interesting Thai stories?
Going was a bucketlist thing for me before finding out the whole cheap sex and +2 attractiveness for being white thing.

I already have a wife, otherwise I'd be over there already

what's wrong with her nipples?

Aids.

and this is why people with any sense of fucking morals don't do this shit, jesus christ you guys freak the fuck out if a dog gets kicked but don't bat an eye at people living constantly miserable lives supported by your shitty actions

Thailand just has lots and lots of options and it feels like it just isn't stigmatized in Thailand like it is in a lot of other countries, even liberal countries. Outside of the cities Thailand is beautiful and has really great food, but in Bangkok and Pattaya you can get world class whores if you know where to look. I personally don't go to the gogo bars anymore but you definitely should if its your first time in Thai. It's basically a combination strip club, nightclub, bar, and brothel and they can be a lot of fun. When I go I like to go to soapy massages or get outcall service to my room from an agency.


Also, if you're a decent looking white man with a little bit of money, you can definitely get free tail in Thailand on Tinder and shit.

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woman detected

yeah it's fucked up but it is sadly a part of life, if you want to do drugs and live for fun you deserve to get cold cocked by a pimp

Are you extra-horny? Am i under-horny? If i cum once, i want to be left alone. Doesnt mater how hot the parading girls are.

w w w . bodybliss bankok . c om


is my favorite agency

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I have a very high libido. In that example I came 4 times total in 8 hours which is not super unusual for me if I'm on a whoremongering vacation. I can't usually do more than 6 pops in one day without sleeping.

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because you'll more then likely be killed before you'd have sex with one of those poor whores

op is probably an american who calls places shit hole countrys even though he's never been to those said countrys in his life.not every place is full of privileges like america

No money to actually get to the third world atm

I feel you dude. My father is from Ecuador but I'm American and go down there and have fucked quite a few chicks, some hookers as well but for the most part brothels suck. It's good to bust a nut if you really need to but not even worth the $10 quickie, in my experience at least. Tell more stories about whatever, and if you want one let me know

I’m gonna import a girl from Venezuela and marry her.

kino

american women are overrated

I go to Hong Kong Club in Tijuana a lot... been a regular there for the past 10 years.

It’s a combination strip club, bar, and brothel... closest thing to the gogo bars of Thailand, but without the long flight...

Definitely worth a trip at least once in your life.

eurofag here, only once in thailand, it was a crazy trip thailand-cambodia-vn
well, fucked 3 ours after i landed with some random girl from inmsomnia club, got to pay my hotel to allow her inside the room! and paid for her cab next day, she had 0 english and 0 boobs but fine pussy.
next day i discover she worked on a massage shop so i pass.
next week , after some sightseeing, go to cambodia, get wasted and paid 20$ for random whore, turns out was a ladyboy. ohshit.jpg
2 days later, paid 800.000vnd (40$) to some call girl that a ciclo-driver in Saigon took me in one of these per-hour hotels.
next day i meet some girl at apocalypse now but cant fuck so i get the number. But you can easy fuck any whore there for 50$, (they will ask 100.)
the same day i leaved, fucke the girl that gave me the phone number. and cum inside, YOLO. another small girl w small tits but hell of a pussy, super tight.

after that i came back a few times but it wasn't the same thrill as the first time in SEA. crazy times.

Agreed, got any happier stories? Any good experiences?

where exactly, i need that club, i'm from Spain!

well, in some countries u may find girls that actually want white kids because they think they are cuter. (asia lol)

there's no need, plenty at the Madrid roundabounds...

Bumping to take notes in case I ever go on a sex tourist escapade.

Any tips? Advice? Locales?

Hell, where do you even find them?

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oh yeah definitely my dude. I picked up a hooker off the internet in south spain and she and I just totally hit it off outside the bedroom. we did have sex and I did pay her but we became actual fast friends quickly. Within three hours of meeting me she had told me her real name and given me her phone number and I had told her a portion of my very fucked up life story. She ended up ditching three days of college classes to go to the beach with me and have sex and eat tapas. It was fucking wonderful. I still hit her up when I'm in Spain but she's married and has a kid now and we don't have sex. Very very happy memory from international whoremongering. I don't really love her but she is certainly my real lifelong friend.

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the internet is seriously your best friend. half the fun for me is planning my next trip. it's seriously a hobby. take the time to read deep for all the anons who have posted info on message boards and forums and shit. review sites are good too.

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Mostly the jungle dick rot, language barrier, and AIDS.

you can find african hookers in europe but i'm wondering if anyone on Sup Forums has gone to actual sub saharan africa and traded a bill for a lay

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Do you have pics?

never of whores. I have pics from vacations but i'm averse to getting hurt and taking pictures of whores is a good way to get hurt.

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AIDS

Are soaplands real, wise user?

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Absolutely. Are you a gaijin? try this:


htt ps : / / paradise- inn. n e t


without spaces ofc

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Ofc I'm a gaijin why?

Wait... Why is it immoral? You have money, they want/need money. You are not raping anyone, they considered it a fair trade at the moment they decided to become prostitutes.

Also, are you a feminist or something? Don't forget that feminism movement, in general, considers prostitutes professionals who have to be respected and recognized as professional workers, like anyone else. ;)
If not a feminist just ignore the last part.

Ever been to Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic?

If you want to experience it without going and spending your money, read New Juche's works.

I'm not a Mexican American little bitch that's going to be beheaded by cartel

That’s super sweet!

pic unrelated i suppose

Because their husbands/boyfriends then turn the corner and shoot or rob you.

Bruh soaplands are fucking amazing 100% plan on doing again when I go back to Jap

What exactly do you do and how much does it take you for?

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Stories?

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My experience was paying $170 for the hour. Then it was about a 5-10min wait before the girl came into the waiting room and took me to the room. We had a shower then jumped into the bath together for about 10min where she blew me. Then she gave me a nuru massage and we fucked a bit. I imagine it'd be similar for everyone but I've only been once so idk.

I only went once and I told it in response to the guy above you

follow that link i posted, great way for a gaijin to get an amazing soapland experience in tokyo.


Yes, great place for whores. recommended.


It really was sweet and yes pic unrelated.

About $200 and the other user got it about right. BJ in a shower or bath. Nuru body to body massage. fucking on a bed or plastic mat. lots of fun tbh.

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Reminds me of the prices I've read about from Paris. Hustler actually used to make How to Guides for sex tourism and in the 90s the Boer apparently loved fucking the shit out of multicultural france.

paris and london have the best "selection" in the world in my experience

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London legalized prostitution? Or were you just paying immigrants to fuck english teenagers?

No judgement

Yo I have NEVER seen a pussy that hairy before.

there are no brothels but prostitution is legal in the entire UK. Soho is full of underground brothels.

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cheapest possible

Honestly kind of disgusting. I expect more from first world countries but whatever.

i've heard there is cheaper to be had in south america but the cheapest i have personally experienced was in indonesia at ~$10 / pop

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This whole thread has been a fascinating read. Don't know that I'd ever go on a fuck tour, since I hate travelling, but it is really interesting.