What the hell Sup Forums. I buy ALL this candy and I only get 5 kids. What do kids not like coming to the gay house? Just because I am gay doesn't mean my candy will make them gay.
I saw like a bunch of kids just skip my house. I bet its because I'm gay.
Well fuck 'em. Candy is for me I guess.
How was your Halloween?
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Fucking sucks too, I'm not having a rough time lately.
Wtf nigga where you live you got a spread like that??? I'm knocking on the door then going around to change my costume and come back
have u tried not being gay
You're probably a fucking autistic creep aside from being gay
Sorry man
Yeah I wish you could I have so much left over. Not many came here.
Can't help it
Don't tell me you forgot to decorate your front yard and porch.
Trick or treating just doesn't seem as popular as it used to be. I live in a very residential area, and nobody seems to come through my apartment complex
I know you are trolling obviously but
it's probably because you're giving expired candy you dunce
butterfinger pb cups are better than reeses FIGHT ME NIGGER
is that red thing a dinosaur dildo?
Same shit where I live too. Constant drop off every year and it's a nice neighborhood with houses pretty close by, like maybe 30 seconds to a minute between doors.
I've heard a lot of lazy niggers and spics are bringing their kids to these 'trick or treating in parking lot' things or whatever the fuck rhyming name they came up with. Shits sad.
It was all decorated, even had spooky lights and fog with music.
Trunk or treat. I grew up in a fairly Protestant area, a lot of them think of traditional Halloween as satanic, ignoring the Christian origins of it
This is true, but there were a bunch of kids who came to my neighborhood. They went to almost every house and skipped mine. Why? Why skip me?
That's how my previous Halloween went. This year was the opposite and I barely had enough. I had to start rationing by 6:30 because the older asshole children wanted to take fistfuls of candy each.
Christian origins of hallows eve???? Do explain.
Fucking sad indeed. Trunk or treat is ruining Halloween. Now parents are too scared to let their child go out house to house. My parents used to throw me into piles of broken glass, now today parents won't even allow children to go to the gay guys house. Fuck man
Yeah I was raised Mormon ( not one anymore) and they started doing that after I got to old to go anyway, luckily.
I remember this same thread one year ago. I was hammered hyping the OP up. I was so naive. Fuck you.
You remember threads from Sup Forums?
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Hallows is another word for saint. It's a day revering saints on the same date as the celtic Samhain.
Were your lights on?
Damn, that's a lot of candy. Surprising. There should be limits. You may die tonight if you try to consume all of that. lol I didn't get any costume this year and I just realized that this morning when I woke up. I didn't want that to happen, seeing that I had no costume and just ending up not having the capacity to go outside in anything nice. My disastrous face set up will have to be what I use when I'm out, it's horrifying seeing my face, there's nothing as frightening as this face. lol
Yeah I had my light on, plus my Halloween lights and music going.
I hate kids.
Lol fag
Did you make it a point to announce your gayness?
The days of All Saints and All Souls come immediately after (Dia De Los Muertos is perhaps the more famous iteration of them). And yeah, what the other replies said
No, but I am fairly certain they know. They usually see me and my boyfriend together a lot. I figure the parents put two and two together over time, and told their children not to come to my house.
BAHAHAHA
Good eye im tearing, didnt even notice that
They are very good, but not better than the superior Reeses cup
The boyfriend likes dinosaurs. Not a dildo
i had to look up 'trunk or treating'... how sad...i actually feel bad for kids these days.
Almond hershey bars? I'd skip too. No Kitkats? wtf
Same, Halloween is nothing like it used to be.
How do you not see the KitKats on the left plate, nigger?
>No Kitkats
Look again.
That's a nice spread, op.
I lol'd at you have a pic of your cat framed lmfao
The elephant one looks familiar, from a museum I went to FL back in 96. They had a souvenir machine that would create a plastic statue like that one. I remember it still being super hot after it came out of the machine and I had to hot potato it for a few minutes.
How's the weather by you? Where I am, it's rainy, cold, and the wind has been making the lights flicker.
Yeah that was our family cat who died years ago. Also that cat LOVED my dad, it was pretty much my dads cat. My dad also passed.
Where’d you get the original nestle butterfingers? Didn’t think they sold those anymore. Ferrero bought butterfinger from nestle and changed the recipe. Tastes like shit now.
It was just windy, rained in the morning but all day was rather nice.
I got them at my local grocery store. I thought these were the new Butterfingers? Was I given old candy? Ew
What do you look like? Post your face, as that will help me determine if there's an issue with how people might be perceiving you.
haha faggot
I'm a normal looking dude
Had this hanging in my yard for Halloween. Kids loved it!
Is that why we're seeing all those Better Butterfinger ads? I haven't tasted a difference fortunately, but I just assumed it was a shitty attempt at making new and improved palatable
Lmaoooo good eyes bro
Why would they even know you're gay? Also, kids are less likely to care than adults about homosexuality unless you already have a bad reputation and they have been warned away from you.
Did you have the porch light on? Did you decorate outside at all?
But are you or do you just have that perception of yourself?
The safety margin in today's western society is dangerous. It use to be a safe holiday like in the movies where kids would be wandering the streets aimlessly in crowded neighborhoods. But in today's modern life style, who knows if the people down the street are kidnappers, or passing out rat poison. The fear was instilled in the late 2000s and grown to every snickers has a razor blade, every person on the block is a pedophile, and cars would rather run you over to get home than to go 5 mph on the back roads to avoid traffic.
>back in my day...
Go back to bed grandpa.
Honestly this
I wouldn't want my kids to catch the gay from you either faggot.
The same picture every year, what a shame
I said before I am pretty sure the parents told their kids not to come to my house. I don't think the kids are aware I am gay or even care, but it is the parents. A lot of them are the religious type. So, yeah.
Also yes I had light on and was decorated.
No u.
How do they know your gay? You must be one of those full on creepy gays because most kids would go to Michael Jackson's house for full size candy bars.
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aids candies are the worst.
kys sodomite
I didn't know candy could have AIDs
You first.
>patiently waiting for the new flood of videos of trashy parents and or brats taking all the candy people leave out
it's lazy parents who claim those are "safer", but really just don't want to have to walk around with a kid
Cool!
Bullshit. Older kids out on their own aren't going to skip your house just because their parents said "avoid the fag house" You'd have at least some knocking just as a dare to see just how faggy you are. And once word got around about full size candy you could look like the drag queen from the creepy" trans reads to children" meme and still have trick-or-treaters.
Of course you could just be projecting and live on obscure street (streets with only a couple lights are skipped) , not have a lot of kids that hit up your area, or depending where you live, have temps in the 20s and 6 inches of snow. My house only gets about a dozen kids in good weather but I live on busy road that only has a half block of houses before it becomes businesses
I only got 5 kids. Yet, every time I looked out my window, I saw kids at the house across from me, or next to me. I saw a lot of kids just walk right past my house. I have NO idea why else they would not come here other than for the fact I am a fag. Full size candy bars and all.
Weather here was also fine, just windy. It is in the 70s as I type this. It was rather warm for Halloween.