Social worker here. I've got stories. Ask me anything

Social worker here. I've got stories. Ask me anything.

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What's the difference between a social worker and a pit bull?
With the pit bull you eventually get your kid back.

Ahahaha! Sometimes they do.

lol fuck social workers, the mother of my kids listed 10 lies about me, i proved them all wrong and they still dont give a shit. so now on dec 11 im offing myself boyy

That's because the universe hates you.

Why wait? Do it now.

wanna celebrate my kids birthday one last time

So I was trying to post of facebook before, but I couldn't get it to work. What do I do?

Dude, don't do that to your kid.

Worst Antivax story?

Don't really have any of those... But I do know a family that thinks everything can be treated with essential oils. Their kids are bouncing off the walls ADHD crazy, destroying everything in sight. And somehow lavender oil is going to fix that...

Wow, the stupidity of people sometimes.
But Essential oils could actually help with the ADHD craziness a bit.

Yeah, maybe. Like 1%. Meanwhile, those kids are headed for jail.

Kill the bitch first.

make sure you tell them not to spray their cat with it, I accidentally killed mine that way

You ever think about fucking anyone you've helped? Do social workers ever?

>Social worker here.
In other words, you're a POC who enjoys fucking over whatever white people you deal with every day, while giving as much benefit to other POCs.

>this

Let's say you are working with an adult schizophrenic patient with a history of methamphetamine abuse, elopement from group homes and non-compliance with medication. What do?

Once in a great while i fuck a single mom. But usually not. I do get tons of trashy nudes on my work phone. I can't save them because that thing is watched by all sorts of people. And to be honest, I wouldn't want to anyway.

Nope, I am white as anything. That's ok, right?

Do the children go willingly?

C'mon dude... Don't be fucking dumb.

Off to the ER for an eval, then probably a crisis unit for med management, then back to where they came from. Lather, rinse, repeat...

how often do you see cases of incest?

Usually...

Every day.

Do you recommend LSD?

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No.

Sell me on how ACES correlates to adult dysfunction.

Have you tried it? It’s better than social work.

Tell me about quotas or "goals" you're given by the bureaucrats

do you think any of them are actually consensual? or is every one of them rape?
also, are you ever required to pull apart loving families that you know can take care of the children?

Too dumb to get into medical school?

Just go and read the Wikipedia article, ok?

Why did you feel like being a social worker for a living?

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That's PA-C track, buddy.

Just like respiratory therapy is for nursing school rejects.

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do you think juvenile delinquency is a social disease?

Because it’s the new easy hot major for people who aren’t too intellectually acute

Who is this big-jaw-beta fella n-e-way?

Consensual in a manipulative fucked up sort of way, yes. The only families that get pulled apart are the ones that are already fucked...

good on you m8. my sister's girlfriend and my best bud's fiance are both social workers. Sucks about the pay, but it's wholesome work.

A long time ago. I knew I could help people and put up with their crazy bullshit.

please understand i meant those as separate concepts. i just find it hard to believe cps is right in 100% of cases. surely there are times when you feel like you're required to take children away from loving families??

Sure. You can love a kid all you want, but... If you can't let go of your pedophile boyfriend, that kid has got to go somewhere else. For example. There's a lot of grey area when dealing with people...

that's not the sort of situation i'm talking about. i mean, aren't you ever required to take a child away when you don't think they should be taken away?

Sure. There's always situations that could go either way.

doesn't that bother you? potentially ruining a kid's childhood?

Or saving. Yes, it bothers me.

Don't be a coward. At least kill her first and save your kids from her. She sounds like she is a cunt to them too.

i'm not trying to make you feel bad. i'm sorry you have to make decisions like that, but i'm glad someone makes them.

I don't feel bad. I've been doing it so long i don't have feelings...

that sounds pretty awful

Just the way it is. You deal with terrible stuff, you get numb...

Where did u do undergrad at?

Towson.

How easy and or hard is it to have your kids taken away?
Whats all the fucked up shit with CPS taking kids from families and basically reselling/rehoming them for kickback $$?

Fuckm off with your bullshit.

Fuck off, racist trash