You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

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>something better than a proper English Breakfast.
Hitler

Proper English slut

Kys faggot

A miscarriage

>He doesn't like Hitler
What are you, gay? Some Mamzer?

a real english breakfast.
no where in england would sell that as an english breakfast.

>beans are in a bowl?
>crisps? why
>no hash browns
>undercooked mushrooms
>no black pudding
>bacon isn't british nor cooked enough
>eggs look awful
>is that an american tinned `hotdog` as a pathetic excuse for a sausage?
>fuck that lime off
>why all the salad
>what the fuck is that above the mushrooms?
>where are the thick chopped and cooked tomatoes?

fake englishman detected. fuck off cucklord.

go back to pakistan

Bread isn't toasted.
Don't know if required for full english but it sure is if I've got anything to say about it.

Donald Trump

There is nothing better, however that is not a full english.

english born and raised, kill yourself retard. the picture op presented was an americans attempt at a breakfast except like the fat bastards they are they included crisps.

>go back to pakistan
im not quite sure who's the paki here? the one that criticises the retarded attempt at a breakfast or the one who's defending it?

the bread looks like my sandwiches when i accidentally toast the bread then pop it out after a few seconds when i realised i wasn't meant to toast it. gotta be toasted properly.

>He thinks he's being funny when he's praising Hitler in English breakfest thread
Bro, stop that.. bro, you're being cringy.. not epic

Anything else

litchenstein

>bro
>bro
>bro

I hate you as a person, you’re an abject garbage human to be clear, but that was a savage first. :3

Hitler isn't funny, stop projecting. Serious business.
>Bro
>Crinsh
>epic
Are you 12?

Cholera

>thinking I was serious

That's not a proper english breakfast though.

>abject garbage
Oh not at all. Think Hugo Boss uniforms look ratty?
Hit me up once you see the light

I like the fact you didn't recognize I wasn't serious..
>Serious business
Ok retard, keep posting Hitler in threads like this.. people would think you're really really funny and original

fucking casual

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Sesame seeds on beans? I was neutral about them before, but now I think the English are truly faggots.

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Finally, that's a real full English right there Amerifats

unfettered immigration from africa to europe

you can relax knowing that the retards putting sesame seeds on the beans are the laughing stock of the world again.
americans, as usual.

>i was merely pretending
What are you, gay?

whats the black stuff in the middle?

>better than a proper English Breakfast
Proper English breakfast with milkies.

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blood, or as we like to call it, black pudding

Where the FUCK IS ME BLACK PUDDIN!!!

Ain’t shit better than a baconeggandcheese from a NY deli

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what's that burnt green shit?

black pudding.
it's pig blood mixed with pig fat and then some oats with them, any kind.

Thats haram, mate!

homemade hash browns with some herbs. never had them with herbs from a cafe, at home or at a friend's house.

A proper English breakfast and a pint or two!

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Not sure what the fuck food that is but it looks disgusting.

1) Why the fuck would you put sesame seeds on baked beans?
2) If you're going to eat all that shit for breakfast, why do I only get one egg? And what is with the sad as fuck looking piece of wonder bread?
3) Potato chips? Seriously?
4) You can keep that fuckin' hot dog and slab of lunch meat. How about some fucking actual meat like a sausage or some bacon?
5) Get that lettuce and orange out of here.

absolutely disgraceful OP honestly

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A bbc

Limey Boobs 'n Breakfast is best Boobs 'n Breakfast

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lost

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not being english

This isn't about impressing strangers, you faggot. This isn't reddit. It's about impressing Hitler

Completely agree. I wouldn't give a fucking quid for that pile of bollocks

Faggot halal breakfast

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>Potato chips

are you sure you're in a position to be commenting on an english breakfast?

I can't but can you please list what a "full English breakfast" would include?

Is that a proper African breakfast?

I can't I'll have to pass on the blood pudding but other than that its a solid nice meal for any meal of the day

that looks fucking delish man

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feet

Looks good. But I'll stick to 2 eggs on a pice of tost as a working man I. Don't have the time to make all that shit and barley get to eat anything till lunch most days

"haram" means fuck all in English

That looks so good mmmmmmmmm

>beans in a cup
>wrong kind of bacon
>no black pudding
i would still eat it though, nice

1 bourbon 1 scotch and 1 beer

>bro i wasnt being serious about thinking Hitler posts are cringy bro i was just fooling
>proceeds to rant more about how cringy hitler posts are
You're legitimately retarded, bro.

Herpes

Proper Twelve Whiskey

holy fuckin cringe, what a backfire

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fucking kill yourself you larping paki cunt

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoahhhhhhhhhhhhhh edgy

>"I was just pretending to be retarded! Got you!"

arteries too clogged to enjoy these delicious treats?