Hewwo me and my big Brother (we are both fembois) desperately need money to pay the rent uwu...

Hewwo me and my big Brother (we are both fembois) desperately need money to pay the rent uwu. Can some of you nice big stronk man help us out?

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>fuck texas
what? You can spend a few nights under a bridge to freeze that attitude out of you.

do you have jobs?

No pwease big oniichan i'm gonna do a cummy all over The Texas flag to show my patriotism if you give me monies for it >.<

edit by big bro: the best nights that i had was with your mommy and alexis texas under a bridge. i hope some goyim will cut off your small cocklet (you were going to fuck my lil' bro with) and eat it. Detroit nigz will burn austin to the ground you yehaaaw bitchass latino incest faggots sieg heil.

No, we only give blowjobs sir!

lol, i'm not even from Texas, you were just being rude.
Tell you brother to stop being gay for a minute and forward your parent's contact info to me, i need to talk to them.

t. EuroNigger

Blowjobs could be a job. Why don't you just do that.

Wait... but we are both gay. Who of us should stop now? Also parents did a heccin die when big bro was 12 and i was 10 >.

We are searching for some nice sirs hiring siblings uwu

Sage

I'd do it but I don't want blowjobs. I want people to polish my prized Minion doll.

Okay i'm trolling but thats just sick get a life.

you too nice oniichan ^.^

My OCD has been wicked bad recently, and I saw this minion doll at a Good Will where I was browsing the books and I saw this Minion Doll.
It was like something clicked. IN that moment, I knew that holding that strange horrifying creature would soothe me and keep the bad thoughts quiet.
He is my God.

Sell Shit you don't want

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Why do you think, i'm selling my virginity uwu

edit by big bro: How about i sell the lingerie of your mom she forgot when i fucked her with cow shit as lubricant while penetrating her butthole.

CLEAN MY MINION!

Ok.
Good fortune to you both

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cringe larper

make a twitch stream
thirsty twitch losers love traps and all you have to do to get thousands of people watching is play one of the popular skinner box games like LOL or dota 2 while masterbating offscreen

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