Vampire cat appears and Grant's you 1 roll

Vampire cat appears and Grant's you 1 roll

The last 3 digits are now you


1. Your penis grows an extra 5 inch

2. You are now invisible

3. You get aids

4. You can hypnotize any female

5. Your pubes grow 4ft every hour

6. You can teleport

7. You are blind

8. You have infinate money

9. You have a week to live

0. Your penis falls off

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*Roll* the dice, take a spin on the wheel

I’m fucked

For fucks sake

>aids

>penis falls off

>infinte money

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Break the deal spin the wheel

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roll for 000 or 009 or 090 or 900 or 990 or 099 or 909 or 999

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Fff

Actually the pubes one would make you the go-to guy for cleaning up oil spills. Apparently the best thing to do is stuff nylon stockings full of human hair and use them to scrape the oil off the top of the water.

Rollerino

rollerino

If I can ness with King Dice I can roll with you Count Catula

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Oh no

finally a roll with a little risk...rollenz

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Fuck you

Rall

Fuck yea, living the dream

. You can hypnotize any female

. You have infinate money

. Your penis grows an extra 5 inch

Lolz OP lost da dick!

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Roll dem bitches

Give

Fuck it

>Fast Growing Pubes
> 5+ inches
> Teleportation

Dope. Can buy anything, anywhere

>Extra 5 inch penis, putting me around 12.5”
>Invisible, able to have my way with anyone I want
>Blind, ............fuck.

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Was a good set of options, sorry thread is dyn

I want to die.

Nice one! Double blind and super pubes. Maybe you should kill yourself

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YESSS

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Rollin.

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Have fun that week

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Rolling for 2 4 8

dang so close, 1/3 ain't so bad. atleast you won't have to live long with your aids

I don't like these odds.

Shore whey knot

Bring it

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Nice i'll take it anyway

>567
...you can teleport away from your ever growing pubes but you teleport into a wall and die cause you blind as fuck...roll again

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>762
You can't see shit, no one can see you. You teleport into a wall and die alone as if you never existed...doesn't seem horribly different then real life.

>089
At least you don't have to be a literal cuck for longer then a week.

>136
Not bad, You are now usain bolt. Congrats

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fuck niggers

rollerino

>hypnotizing any female
>teleporting
this is going to be an interesting week

Dump holy water on cat

fag

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> 444
The holy Trinity Greta AOC and Hermione

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These threads are probably not for you.

These threads are also not for you either...

Alright

Rollo

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Rollen for fren

Check this out

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What a tease.

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im gonna roll for vampire cat

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