Best way to commit suicide that doesn’t involve guns or jumping off a building. GO!

Best way to commit suicide that doesn’t involve guns or jumping off a building. GO!

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Mr. Hands

Putting your head in a blender

Talk to a black person

a Nikki Sixxer in your favorite vein

the exit bag while u immolate ureself

superglue your lips and nostrils shut

Escape mask. You need helium, a regulator, and a CPAP mask. Dead in under five minutes, painless.

Why tho? Suicide is a permanent solution to what are almost always temporary problems. You’ll die naturally one day, why accelerate that process.

Go walk in the woods fam.

Running car + garage with door closed.
I'm a sucker for the classics.

"Best" is a poor word to use in this sentence. Be more descriptive in your requirements.

Heroin

Shallow water blackout.

Put your head under the wheel of the bus, slowing down to a stop. It will crushed like a melon

Best is maybe not the best word, I’m just trying to avoid a big mess and it would help if it wasn’t painful.

steak knife, make sure you cut up and down not across you retard, hack open the big vein on your fap hand,

pro tip: buy tattoo numbing cream off amazon, you wont feel a thing cept sweet sweet death

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Snort Drano

Seppuku

OP here, do you guys think a mixture of alcohol, anti depressants and something like bleach or draino would work?

You'll be dead. If you care at all why kill yourself in the first place?
Your problems are nothing, nut up and take control of your situation like everyone else.

Overdose or train

Suicide isn't a release, its a mistake. An eternal mistake, a mistake that you cannot EVER EVER learn from.

In a kiddy pool full of hot sauce ,next to a hive of wasps , while trying to fight a grizzled bear for an Alaskan salmon that is currently inserted into your anus.

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Don't do It op

first off, pills are the most ineffective and painful way to kill yourself, dying from liver failure also takes like 3 days or so, drinking bleach will just put you in a world of pain, and if the paramedics get to you you're gonna wish you were dead, living with a stomach bypass, don't make life harder than they are right now op, get psychiatric help and pills

Hold in your breath.

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Because fucked brain chem

Super comfy method: take a bunch of Xanax, and immediately drink a lot of hard alcohol. No fear, just warm sleepy feeling, then gone. (Don't really do it obviously, seek help for suicidal thoughts, this is just a very nice way to go if you gotta)

Just gen a gun you pussy

Jump from the tall building while shooting your self

Try growing old.

...about good insurance.

run your car in your garage

or say something negative about jews in public

Buy a box of grenades. At least 6.
Try 2 out by throwing them in the woods or something, to be sure they work properly.
Then strap 2 around your chest, one in the mouth and mail one to your mom. Trigger the three grenades at once and die instantly.
At least mom has a souvenir.