/nfl/ general - BIG GAME FOR YOU edition

ARZ: Adrian Peterson wants to play four more years
NYG: Eli Manning plans on being Giants starting QB
ATL: Falcons owner wants hometown deal for Ryan
NE: Pats remove all players from injury report
PIT: Bell now willing to accept franchise tag
CLG: Mayfield considers Giants 'ideal situation'
BAL: Ravens owner throws support behind Flacco
WAS: Cousins 'hopes' Broncos are interested
BAL: Ozzie Newsome to step down as GM next year
MIN: Vikes may try to toll Bridgewater's contract
BUF: Report: Eagles tried to reacquire Shady McCoy
NE: Report: Pats to interview Greg Schiano for DC

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First for iggles

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Here's how the Vikings can still win.

Can you feel it?

When will Brady retire?

Why hasn't Bill picked up Third Reich Riley?

Why was Super Bowl 48 in New Jersey?

>Adrian Peterson wants to play four more years
the absolute madman
there's no way he'll be RB1 in Arizona when Johnson returns though

Check in your team or forever be known as casuals or salty BTFO franchises

Punished Carolina here.

The Progressive Patriots wont let it happen

Dawkins speech?

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>The Progressive Patriots
dey raycis as fuck doe
youtube.com/watch?v=-11TAc_8hQ0

Here's to an offseason full of getting my hopes up for the perennial disappointing end of next season

So why are Eagles fans resentful towards McNabb again? He was a good QB.

>five NFC Championship games (2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, and 2008), and Super Bowl XXXIX, which the Eagles lost to the New England Patriots
Closing

i'm guessing the next time he loses an Owl

But the Pats don't have a QB they can start next year...

What about Case Keenum?

THAT THING BEATIN IN YO DOGGONE CHEST RIGHT NOW?

because Eagles fans are horrible people

>pats start off faking weakness, defense plays like trash
>eagles offense lights it up, takes a solid lead
>pats only manage FGs
>announcers excited, thread going crazy, everyone hyped
>21-6 at halftime
>3rd quarter, pats defense shows up
>Brady turns it on, it's looking close
>4th quarter
>pats dominate, score 14 points, eagles fall apart
>pats win

It's happening again, isn't it?

Because he had no killer instinct.

>Doggone

Never forget

Hoyer the Destroyer is ELITE
he nearly carried the Browns to the playoffs until Pettine was pressured into starting Johnny Speedball and everything went to shit

>my face when "people" actually think the team with a defense and a top 6 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Patrick "Brett" Mahomes (unproven rookie who threw for 284 yards at 63% completion rate and led a game winning drive in his one start, will throw for 4000+YDs/25+TDs/17+INTs)
>Kareem Hunt (OROTY candidate who had 1700 scrimmage yards, won't be underutilized as long as Andy Reid isn't calling plays)
>Travis Kelce (a top 2 TE and reality tv star, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Demetrius Harris (can drop the ball better than anyone else)
>Chris Conley (incredible ability as long as he isn't covered by a DB)
>Tyreek Hill (fastest man in the NFL, leads the NFL in the coveted "most touchdowns per beaten pregnant girlfriend" statline)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush with the 2014 sack leader that gets asked to cover WR1's in crucial situations for some reason
>Best LB corp as long as they don't have to move laterally
>15th best secondary in the AFC
>a d-line that's better at getting interceptions than creating pressure

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs streak of losing to the Titans ends in 2018-2019

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

got damn right

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>Tyreek Hill (fastest man in the NFL, leads the NFL in the coveted "most touchdowns per beaten pregnant girlfriend" statline)
This is among active players, right?

this. Matt Cassel was good as well. Those guys will both be successful OCs at the very least.

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Can anyone give me a single good reason why the Eagles should not go head-hunting for Rob Gronkowski on the first snap of the game? He's obviously still concussed in the 15-yard penalty would be more than offset by defensive advantage of having him gone

Why do NFL "experts" make score predictions? Idk why but I feel like its the most autistic thing. Like how do you come up with that score, what's your reasoning behind those 2 exact numbers. Shits dumb, almost as dumb as the fantasy football nerds having their own tv show on NFLN

Who has the height?

threadly reminder to stock up on orsons for tomorrow night

cakes desu

Nick Foles :^)

Do you know of any player that has a higher ratio of td: beaten pregnant girlfriends? Because the girlfriend part is easy, it's the pregnant part that complicates the comparison

I thought Rice's gf was pregnant at the time, wasn't she?

>literally an article about Carsons new gf
Why.

google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/02/02/carson-wentz-hopes-to-celebrate-super-bowl-win-with-new-girlfriend/amp/

Nope, it’ll be the first time the patriots actually dominate a team from the onset. The thread will be full of (Six) posting and orsons and “Iggles BTFO” by halftime. Don’t expect a good game

lol nah

>iggles

>iggels

this.

And then some go full radioactive autismo and start to predict the outcome of plays and shit.

new? so a diff chick than the one that was with him at the hospital?

My dad just said the Owl is between the "pats and iggles"
Are iggles a common name for the eagles or does my dad browse spuh

why not?

Maybe your father is a hick who doesn't know how to properly speak.

Iggles has been a name for a long time. Idk who coined it but Chris "WHOOP" Berman used to use it a lot.

No its the same one.
This is his old one.

Guess the eight cities getting a team.

Omaha, NE
Charleston, SC
Orlando, FL
Las Vegas, NV
New York, NY
Los Angleses, CA
St. Louis, MS
San Diego, CA

>Owner comes to you
>”user, due to [scenario] we need to rebrand the team. I know you’re a true fan, so I trust you.”
>Pick a new name for your team
What do you pick?

reporting in
actually hopeful for the first time in a while

maybe i'm nuts but i still wish we'd taken johnny for the entertainment value

>21-6 at halftime
>pats dominate, score 14 points, eagles fall apart
>pats win

Final score : eagles 21 pats 20

Either your math is off or you did it on purpose, i'm guessing the first one fampai

The Minnesota Lutefisk

St. Louis, Mississippi?

>St Louis, Mississippi

Oakland Renegades

screw it
SD, CA
LV, NV
STL, MO
[insert city], TX
PHX, AZ
NY, NY
[insert city], OH
DET, MI

PLEASE HELP

Is there anyone in the Twin Cities who can tell me what kind of fucking antenna I need to get KARE? I have tried three different antennas and none of them fucking work. I am going insane. I just want to watch the fucking superbowl.

Minnesota. My bad. Flyover country.

The XFL is being marketed as a glorified middle finger to the NFL, so St. Louis and San Diego are guaranteed

>Minnesota

Do you mean St. Paul, Minnesota?

Digital, big square you stick on your window

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Carolina Moonshiners

Special mention:
Carolina Hogs/Razorbacks
South Carolina Queer Chasers ‘n Beaters
Charlotte Bankers so we can join Job Team with the Steelers and Packers

>St Louis, Minnesota

My bad, I meant to say Minneapolis. Flyover country, so you can understand

AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Pittsburgh Gladiators, because the AFL is worth some love, too.

>St. Louis, Minneapolis
You’re just fucking with me now

>literally home to the headquarters of half the businesses you shop at
>”flyover”

nigga you could plug Dishone Kizer into that offense and win ten games, let's all calm the fuck down

>Coastal education

Minnesota is literally where people stop at in between flying over places. It's Minneapolis/St. Paul and Chicago O'hare. You are the opposite of flyover.

ARE YOU GONNA PUNCH SOMEONE IN THEY MOUTH?

>Los Angleses

>Kelce top two TE
Not so fast

>white
Dropped

>White TE
>Dropped
lol, ok

>black TE's
anyone got a fresh brainlet image?

Cousins SOON

Friendly reminder JuJu is /ourguy/

Those are all terrible except Moonshiners which should just be “Carolina Shiners”

Even then the logo would have to be a stylized “S” or “C”

Travis Kelce may act black on the field, with all the stupid penalties, but he is actually white. Here is his brother who has had more playoff success than he ever will.

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Goofball

Based

theeagleswire.usatoday.com/2018/02/02/carson-wentz-eagles-got-the-dutch-destroyers-family-to-the-super-bowl/

Does the NFL deserve a guy like Wentz? This has to be so bittersweet for the kid's family.

Brady gonna get that sixth ring baby!!!!
yall ready for sunday my dudes! go Pats!!

Soon, my expansion brother

Gib Allen Robinson, Jags

For me, its the Bengals.

OH NO NO NO

Freshly made just for you

>being this new

>mfw the eagles players are getting the flu because their immune systems can’t handle the cold

I hate Kelce, but he's better than Ertz