Atheists think this just happened

>Atheists think this just happened.

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Why platypi?

This, actually, just happened.

Nobody ever accuses fedora tippers of being right.

What? That's literally what christcucks think

Why would God go out of his way to create an obscure bug that looks like a leaf?

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To trigger Canadians.

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Is this a selfie?

A FUCKING LEAF BUG

>Christians believe this happened

Tell me again how you idiots aren't blue pilled.

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>think this is a joke
>look it up
>the canada bug is fucking real

oh yes this was definitely intentional top kek

What just happened? all i see is a leaf

No, atheists think things like this evolved over long periods of time.

Christfags are the ones that think "it just happened."
...or more specifically a "magic being in the sky just made it happen."

that's what christfags think, atheists think that at one point there were a bunch of ancestors to leaf bugs, the ones that were leafgreen survived the ones that weren't got eaten, those green leaf bugs then reproduced for hundreds of generations, the one that randomly mutated and ended up looking even more like a leaf survived and the plain green ones got eaten.

Yearbook photo?

This happened tho. It has happened in Babylonian Empire. However, they just wrote a technical note on how to prevent animals from drowning during instant floods. Jews just made a Hollywood spectacle out of it. Nothing new here.

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It's natural selection are you christcucks really that stupid?

It's quite clear that that creature was a product of intelligent design specifically to mock Canadians.

>implying you need an entire animal to save it for future generations

A
FUCKING
LITERAL
LEAF

>Christianity
>blue-pill

look at me I can't even Ultimate Boeing 747 gambit

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> I don't understand it so god did it.

It's like tides, you can't explain that

>a leaf posting leafs
Woah man

tides can be explained tough

Yeah cuz God just made a bug and was like, "Damn look at this little pussy bug, he doesn't stand a chance out there, better dress him up like a fucking leaf"

>there are grown adults who think a creator decided to just make an entire universe and only gave the knowledge of his existence and the rules that he wants one species of animal on this one planet to follow so that he doesn't have to condemn them to eternal torture almost 14 billion years after he invented time

The most primitive organism that resembles animals was Charnia. It's body grew in a fractal way and this algorithm was based on just a few genes. The programming isn't really that complicated.

What creationists usually don't understand is that fact that there is no real "will" of the bug to look like that and mask itself. It is the "blindness" of the predators that makes looking like a literal leaf much more profitable for the bug, as animals that decieved the predator gain the reproductory advantage.
You also have to understand that the predator can see the animal from many different distances. From a big distance, just being green might be enough to decieve the predator, while if the predator is coming close, more complicated mimicry is necessary. There is a continuous spectrum of events that could make these bugs evolve the way they look, it is no "everything or nothing" jump.

This is really no big mystery, there are much biggers mysteries to ponder if you think that a God might exist or not - like the existence of the universe.

Christians aren't homosexual
Creation was a unique, significant event, not some whim like what's for breakfast
God isn't "Magic" but is omnipotent
Heaven isn't in the sky, it's beyond this existence

Do the strawmen ever stop?

What created the universe?

If you're claiming G-d created the universe, it immediately begs the question what created G-d?

>what created G-d?
Not how that works

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A FUCKING LEAFBUG!

God's God.

the answer is, it always was. deal with it.

I know this is just trolling but in case it is not, it is much more difficult to shape metal into form than carbon. To shape metal requires a will and craftsmanship and an evolved species, to create bodies requires just natural evolution.

Why do you think the universe needed to be created but G-d didn't?

H E H
E
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Creationists need to be sterilised

Reproduces is the key word.

A nail doesn't reproduce and serves no purpose in an ecosystem.

Even if something that did happen to resemble a nail was formed by chemical reactions and erosion, it wouldn't inherently provide any thermodynamic stability in that shape and would just continue to undergo the processes that formed it until it no longer resembled anything.

I don't even get what this shit is trying to say? Have nails suddenly existed for millions of years?

Underrated post.

How does a wombat know what a cube looks like?

Jesus tards think God has nothing better to do than this.

>my silly fairy tale belief was suddenly exposed as infantile, you must be trolling me

I have no idea what you're talking about.
what's a g-d? Your ged?

>Christians aren't homosexual
>implying
>not being homosexual
>not craving hot throbbing cocks in your boi pussy

We have found no indication of life anywhere else in the universe. We will never find life. We will always be special, because the universe is too vast to even interact with it.

Might as well believe in something.

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that Canadians will eventually evolve into bugs?

Your statement implies you lack basic understanding of what God even is.
Saying he has better things to do would imply he is bound by the laws of time.

wtf i hate darwin now

>defines magic
>claims it isn't magic

Comey is at it again

kekekek

Don't put words into my mouth.

>laws of time

>implying there is a law of time

This

All religion is blue pilled because you're believing in lies. And Christfags are even worse because they believe in a desert religion made by israelis that had no place in Europe until it was spread here like wildfire ~2000 years ago. Love, tolerance, forgiveness. Good goys.

Why does the bible clearly mentions an arc filled with animals than?

You sre the idiot, it does not imply that

you fail to understand the definition of God.

Universe is so big that we are literally like specs of sand in a desert.

Man can barely travel into space.

You ask why we haven't discovered life yet.

Are you fucking retarded?

Kek
>laws of time

>don't know how something happened?
It was God!

>science figures it out through scientific method
Okay well I guess THAT wasn't God but everything else is!

>this cycle repeats

>Better things to do
How does it not imply that, Paco?
Objective reasoning shows that we are certainly bound by time.

I didn't ask. I stated. Don't be a nigger.

There will never be any sort of system of travel that will get us beyond our solar system. Life in the universe will never be discovered.

>we are certainly bound by time.

Time is a construct, not a measurable force of the universe

>It's like tides, you can't explain that
sarcasm or retard ?

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They don't. Please, if it's not a bait, read something adapted for non-scientist people.

And don't juxtapose creationism and evolution. Don't mix god with religion also. Primitive tribes worship planes flying above, it doesn't make planes not real or "mystic".

>he still thinks the ark was a boat
>he still believes the ark wasn't a space ship fleeing a distant planet
>he still believes the dove was a bird not a highly advanced drone that was used to search for habitable planets throughout the solar systems

More like there will never be any sort of system of travel that will get us beyond our solar system IN OUR LIFETIME. You don't know jack about many years ahead into the future and you never will. If you go back in time before the first person walked on the Moon's surface and told them that would happen in the future, no one would have believed you.

If evolution is right, then why aren't all bugs leafbugs?

This changes nothing about my argument. If anything it actually strengthens it.

We use time in itself as a measurement you fucking idiot.

>turkish-canadian hybrid.jpg

If everything was created by an omnipotent being, who created god?

In fact, it destroys your argument because you think there is some "laws of time" that God can magically break to explain the non-logic behind him sitting down and making a fucking leaf bug

You atheists claim that the sun is a star, but it is actually a circle. Your science is flawed lol

Well, even the president of the American Atheists can't explain it
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Evolution doesn't occur without reproduction, this is strawman

Ecosystems are an equilibrium.

If bugs that imitated leaves became too common, predators that are specialised in finding bugs that look like leaves would thrive until the leaf bugs became less common. Meanwhile, something imitating a stick could thrive.

This creates a system where a range of survival strategies can develop that keep each other in check but gradually change.

Curses, foiled again!

It evolved to be camouflaged

Not an athiest but if you don't understand evolution you're an idiot

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They sure do.

It's almost like he never watched Nadia.

I found a fucking huge spider in my house a couple of days ago.
My cat was having a go at it. The spider was about the length of my little finger. I trapped the bastard with a glass and put some cardboard under glass and threw it outside.

It was Australia tier in size. I've never seen one that big. Hopefully it got eaten by birds.

What Atheists Believe:
>billions of years ago, nothing the size of a single point exploded into everything and that's how we magically got time, space, and matter

What Christians believe:
>In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

In the beginning(time) God created the heaven(space) and the earth(matter). Wow, look at that, God can create time, space, and matter, which means he's above the plane of existence and therefor we don't need silly arguments about who created him, and when they created him since these concepts don't apply to his existence.

Looks like the bible gets it right again.

severely underrated post

>Worshipping the sky jew
>Not the most bluepilled thing you can do

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>God created us in his image

>mfw life wasn't created on earth, but elsewhere, and a meteorite with ancient life from another point in the universe brought it here, and through evolution we are what you see now

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Not so bad theory youtube.com/watch?v=7W194GQ6fHI

>Earth is held in place
> Not hurtling through space at incredible speed

Huh... Really makes you think...