Lads. I'm a fucking dumbass and in being blackmailed. What do?

Lads. I'm a fucking dumbass and in being blackmailed. What do?
Basic details:
>Talked to a girl on Omegle.
>Masturbated with her (fucking stupid I know)
>She recorded it.
>Wants money or she will release the video to my family's Facebook accounts.

Help?

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how much does she want?

how did she get your fb?

call the bluff anyone calls u out denie
and next time dont send dick picks or masterbate on fucking cam u dumb fuck

fred, fred, mank, listen to this
Stockholm is Superman's...holy heck
And there is an Olm in every canal...
Dang it is lost in translation

Have no fear. Tell that bitch to release that shit.

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why did you record it too? fucking retard

> Where does she want the $$$ sent?

Tell her the money order requires an address where she'll pick it up.

Find local police station in area.

Tell he that because you don't have a home address to send the money she has to pick it up in the local police station.

Let her. Who gives a shit. Play it off like no big deal if it's not a bluff.
>Yeah bitches are crazy. She tried to extort me for money. Can't even meet nice people anymore, boy did I learn a lesson.

Who gives a fuck.

Just tell her "i don't care"
I had a girl try that shit once. I just lol'ed and nothing happened.

who is dumb enough to fall for that shit i know your trying to sound smart but fuck me that was retarded kill your self

resign from congress

This never happened.

Don't be fooled by OP's incessant need for attention to entertain their autism.

Don't be a bitch and just let her do it

I was blackmailed once. Gave them $5k, but they released pics any ways.

She asked for $400 originally. I told her I only had $80 which she accepted so I sent it through Western Union somewhere in the fucking Philippines and she said she will contact me at some point today about deleting the video.
The other dumb part. She wanted to move the chat to Google Hangouts which I did. My email is my first and last name and a number. FUCK.
I tried to call it but she proved that she indeed has the video. A 28 second wma.
Shit man
I didn't record shit. And it turns out was she was showing was some fake video with one of those webcam faking programs.
It was Western Union. It's under a name and phone number but who knows if it's even her name.
You're probably right. But it's my uncle, my sister, and a couple of cousins that she has threatened to contact.
It happened, faggot. I'm asking for advice.

Seriously, just take a shit on a picture of her from Omegle, tell them satan made you do it and she pissed in your cereal. That will get the cops attention. Then kill your parents.

If your family really cares about you, they will overlook the videos

I know this is probably easier said than done, but if this happened to me I'd just ignore "her" and see what happens. (Unless you did some fucked up shit)

I did nothing more than jack off on video to no one else other than someone who claimed to be a 24 year old female. The more I think about it, the more I realize what a fucking idiot I am.

Don't say or pay nothing if she does anything like sending it to your family denie it or tell them that youve heard of these types of fishing schemes about deep fake vids and blackmailing sites

Preemptive strike OP. Record self fapping and send vid to family members before she does

Probably. But it would be extremely uncomfortable.

Well that's the bad part. I got a little carried away. Drinking a little and in the moment. But I fingered my ass and kinda rubbed shit on my chest. I also called her "sister" a lot. And might have came on my cat.

soooo you think your family dosn't know you jackin it? like, they have no clue?

Kek
See
I brought it down to $80. But she didn't delete the video just yet. She said she will once she picks it up from Western Union but fuck me.

Wtf did they really? Were they Philippine too? What was the aftermath?

Release it before she does, tag your family and own it

If you change your privacy settings she can't find shit on Fb about you. Besides, everyone cybers so who cares.

Plus she only found your fb because she tried your hangouts email on fb login and it told her the name. Just change your fb email to a new one (and on other sites too) and she has no power whatsoever.

Git gud at opsec user.

This tbh. At this point she has no leverage to benefit from it, and thus no real motivation to release it. Pretend like it doesn't faze you.

Well yeah probably. But for them to see me doing it to a stranger would be fucked up

Not completely up on FB tos but sound like a no for her. More severely, check on your local stalking laws. Tell her. Then severe all contact permanently.

if this happened to me I'd know I was a faggot, and start sucking dicks right away and not give her space because i want her to know i suck dicks and choke on carrots in my spare time and look at pictures of david bowie and freddie mercury to masturbate to

I could potentially make my profile disappear from public view, but she still found the profiles linked to family members which she will probably send the video through messenger or something through.

Kek

Good chuckle

>paying it
Send it bitch, who gives a fuck.
>some fag in your family watches it
>call them an incest homo
>a hot family member watches it
>fuck them and profit
>the rest will see some porn and delete it
Also, that's what you get for having a FB. Completely deactivate your account (don't just delete it), you fucking faggot.

Fucking hardcore kek.

Privatize, change, block. Don’t be a fucking dweeb anymore. Blackmail is illegal. Tell her you have contacted the police.

I'll post the convo in a bit. Yes I'm a complete dumbass don't wanna hear it anymore.

I haven't used it in YEARS but it's still there

Chances are that fb will filter her message and if they're boomers or retarded teens they won't even know about the "Other" inbox and even see it. These gooks talk to hundreds of niggers each day user, she won't fuck with you, she'll be too busy scamming another chump.

We all know it's not a "her".
By the way, let her release and then show parente what's a a deepfake. Profit

What about the family members that she already knows who they are? I claimed that I lied about my age and that I'm really 16 but that's not true. But basically threatened that she would be releasing CP. But I don't know if she buys it. I'll post the convo

Lost my $5k, they blocked me, I deleted all my social media. Lost all my friends. Family never looked at me the same again.
I basically paid for my own downfall.
You should just pay her and get it over with too. Atleast you didn't have to pay $5k. She's going to release it even if you pay her anyways.

>oh my god my brother/nephew/cousin masturbates what the fuck????

You are an ultracuck if you actually give her money.
Why do you give a single shit?

If she sends it and things get awkward during thanksgiving, just act like its just another day. Break the ice by saying "remember that time u guys saw that vid of me wacking off to some random girl in asia while i fingered by butthole and rubbed shit on my chest?? Good times right??"

yeah and if your family sees it and tries to say shit to be like I don't fucking bitch nigga you're going to fucking telling me you've never done it at least I was getting a hoe you bitch ass nigga motherfucker then your family wont say shit to you and you can be proud of jerking off for the rest of your life

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>I sent her $80
RIP you dumb nigga.

Her getting money is a win from her perspective, the other option is extra work for her.
Assuming she does that frequently, actually going through with sending the videos just seems time inefficient.
You would only bother to do this to someone you want revenge on, not a random masturbator.

Also imagine her conversation with your relatives.
>Sup I am a random whore and this is your nephew jerking off hehe
>Or just sending random porn video without introduction

Yes she can do it and your family can see it but I'd risk it and just ignore her.

Send out a shit load of porn from a fake email similiar to hers the tell them someone has hacked into your fb account and anything they open has an internet virus.

That's what you get for being a normalfag
Now kill yourself, you have no hope

how does she knows to contact your friends and or family.

Did you gave her your social security number as preliminares?

Blacked out box is where she posted my name, brothers, sisters, and two uncle's names. Part 1/?

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This is breddë gûd advice actually

A finger in my butthole is like a blessing since it itches like a mother fucker most of the time, and sometimes I not only smell it but lick it

well i don't know shit about them but maybe it really wouldn't

this is actually not that bad

Oh no, your family might learn you jerk off!

Part 2/2

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We could learn a thing or 2 with the blackmailer. They know how to make some good money. Just think if you do this to 100 people or better, a politician. You'll make fucking millions and they can't do shit. Then keep them on retainer when you need more money. Blackmail them again a year later.

>Send out a shit load of porn from a fake email similiar to hers the tell them someone has hacked into your fb account and anything they open has an internet virus.

Nice. Might do that.

>someone obviously trying to dox you
>falls for it
You know what, I had valid solutions for you to destroy this cunt but you reap what you sow, dumbass.

My best attempt.

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why do u say "she" "her" it was fake video which means its a dude u complete retard

no one wants to watch you jack off anyway good luck trying to make ur micropenis go viral ur family will laugh a bit and thats it

I already said I'm a fucking dumbass. I'm just looking for advice to an already fucked up situation

If OP is giving away money to just anyone, can I get $50?

What did you do in the video?

Release it first

Why are u jerkin off to random bitches on the internet?! Is getting bitches irl out of the question? Are u super fat, face beat up?

Just go on R4R and pretend you care about "platonic chats with girls" and within ten minutes you'll get some chick who ends up flirting with you and initiating discord camsex anyway, no idea why you settled with gook scammers when western bitches are that easy and I can get my horny fix from posting there when the craving arises.

I'm not at all. Just have pretty bad anxiety I guess. Whenever I talk to someone irl I start overthinking shit.


Fuck she just messaged back.

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You literally asked to be scammed you fucking mongoloid. You deserve all the shit that's coming your way to teach you a lesson.

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This entire thread is downright retarded, everything is stupid, opie made a stupid mistake, the bitch might not even release the video, even if she did nobody would give a single fuck, even if they did they are just a bunch of rednecks opie shoukdn't care about anyway, even if opie wanted to pay there's no way of making sure you sent the money properly, even if opie paid her she might still release the video, and sage goes in all fields.

people who threaten never follow through

How? I know I did something very retarded (understatement of the fucking year).

I'm being serious, can I get $50?

Report to cops

Dont answer or talk to her/him your just giving them ammo.

Watch my lips move.

ITS
NOT
FEMALE
ITS
DUDE
IN
HIS
FORTIES

Katie hill?

dont be a pussy dont give her shit and tell her to fuck off. she aint gon do shit and the worst that could happen is that you could say one of your exes sent out revenge vids.

You're an idiot. Don't pay shit. That's the moral of the story. You complete imbicle

HA YOU FUCKED UP RETARD

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You asked if you could cum on cam for the scammer. YOU asked the scammer first. You double fucked up boi.

Call the cops for her committing extortion you idiot. You didnt commit a crime, she did. bring proof

I'm a broke motherfucker which already makes this worse to begin with.
She's in Philippines but see,
Yeah 100% likelihood probable.

It's all fake. You'll never know if it's gone anyway. Holy shit stop acting like it's such a big deal and ignore it. You have the power to stop this. Just close the website tab. Jesus fuck why are kids this fucking stupid these days

No kidding.

See
The info here is valid.

I don't give a fuck if you're broke. You'll find the money. I don't care how you get it, just get it. So give me the money.

What do you mean it's all fake? She showed me the video.

That's pretty much how it went

>seems (s)he also retarded. Still asking for the money while you know her location and you are a "minor" so should be more like "send me the money and i'll go to jail" "don't send me the money and i'll post the video and go to jail" "i will leave you alone, not sending the video so i won't go to jail but i'm a retard from philippines and i'm super christian and no brain so duuuuuh send me money"

Let me put it like this: If i was going to leak the video, I would have done it. What this is, is an investment on her part. You will pay her, she will backpedal and say she may delete the vid, you get scared and continue to pay her money each time the gook runs out of cats and dogs to eat, she has you by the balls and will claim to be ready to leak the vid she likely won't even have saved a couple weeks from now, and you'll fall for it because you're a gullible retard.

They can't, and won't do shit. You pay them anything further and you reveal your weakness to them, and they will exploit it. I would exploit it. Most people who see dollar signs from a mong would exploit it. So man up and don't let them.

Is your face on it? if not in full a body video youll just have to say its a scam

I take money order too since I know you can do that. $50.

Yeah I'm clearly not very bright either, but assuming she is not using a VPN, and I don't think she is because the Western Union address was also from Philippines, I have the info. I would just her rather not release it. I have her name, the chat logs, her IP address, and her phone number. But I would much rather the video not came out to begin with.

You're an absolute fucking moron. The more you talk, the more you end up fucking up because you're literally -100 charisma, you absolute fucking useless piece of shit. You literally po psyched yourself into getting doxxed with Google hangouts and then once you end u ppl getting fucking shafted by a fat, hairy, smelly philliypino man, you run here for help and ignore every bit of advice and post screenshots of you continually fucking up because you were raised by your parents to be a stupid sack of shit.

For the last time, stop. Literally ghost them. No more contact. Nothing. You've already fucked up. They'll never delete the video. They'll keep coming back to you and holding it over your head time and time again. Because you're a fucking dumbass, with a prehistorically underdeveloped neandernigger brain.

Fuck you're stupid.

>goes on cam
>first minute in
>YO SHOW FACE
>CMON
>JUST DO IT FAG
>FACEFACEFACEFACEFACE
>IM NOT A HEADCRAB I SWEAR
>FAAAAAACEEEEEE

meanwhile op goes yeah its a valid course of action nothing suspicious here

he didn't say the video is fake
>You'll never know if it's gone anyway

As in, if you send the money, the video can be use as future leverage anyway. Or you can still get fuck and the video release. Or the video will be online, not send direct to people you know but still there for other people to fap or laugh or whatever.