How many Advil does it take to kill yourself? Asking for a friend

How many Advil does it take to kill yourself? Asking for a friend

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Not strong enough

2

at LEAST 2

OD on something more potent, better success rate

People try that shit all the time, it doesn't work, you're just going to be in severe pain in the emergency room and I'll be laughing at your dumb ass for picking such a retarded way to attempt suicide.

About half of one

well whatever yo do, dont take over 2 advil, the overdose will be so strong it might resuscitate you

Any other over the counter meds I can use to off myself

this isn’t the way to go man, if you’re going to OD go get yourself some oxy pills and take 4 of them. go out feeling good. erm, for your friend of course

I have overdosed on multiple substances (cocaine, meth, PCP was most serious) and I can tell you it is a fucking terrifying, frightening, horrible way to die. Mentally, you sober up instantly but also immediately feel like a prisoner in your own body, and can only sit there and feel it wage war within itself. Sometimes you puke or shit on yourself, not to mention. Just shoot yourself man, OD is NOT ideal.

What’s a good way to go user? For my friend ofc. They’ve considered getting drunk and dropping off a bridge but they’re afraid of heights, what a dumbass. If only I stuck around in nursing long enough to figure out what pills can kill u

medfag here
this is a bad idea
you're more likely to do irreparable damage to your liver and will end up with an even more miserable existence.

I’d never have the guts to pull the trigger, it’s gotta be slow and beyond my control. I’m sorry about your experiences though

Fuck. How the fuck did you get through school. What pill can I take to off myself man

Ten liters of water should do the trick, on the other hand you prolly won't want to miss the next few treats this world has in store you'll be dead long enough. And you better hope it stays away a long time. For all we know there could still be an afterlife, but it won't be a paradise. Imagine your consciousness trapped in eternal stasis trapped in your own mind with no way to distract yourself. Every second we still breathe on this rock is sparing us this fate and also a fuck you to this world because were not giving it that victory of defeating us

There aren't many good and accessible pill options anymore really. Although there are still some options if you have the means.
School sucks, but that shit is temporary. You're not trying to off yourself over college bs are you? Because that would be lame af.

I dropped out because I started having panic attacks whenever I tried to study. I tried really hard in high school to get into a good college and had good graces but now I have zero direction and have no idea what to do. Its not only that though. It’s not worth it, I’ve lost everything, even my friends and bf

Honestly, I doubt there’s an afterlife I just want eternal sleep. Except it’s not that, it’s the part you don’t remember when you sleep but I still want it it’s be so nice

Drink water until you die

16 Advil or just 4 Aleve

I didn’t even know that was possible, 11litres? Thanks

Thanks

Ah, been there, done that.
I'm assuming this shit is all fresh?
It sucks, bro. Really... but you have an opportunity to start fresh without all the baggage now. You don't need other people. Although no one can tell you what to do with your life, that's the miserable part of freedom, of choice. Most people simply don't want that burden when it really comes down to it. Why not do something crazy like hike the Appalachian trail and give yourself some time to sort yourself out?

Asprin won't kill you outright. You'll down a bottle of them, wake up the next day feeling ridiculous and head to school or work or whatever. Then 3 or so days later you'll notice your eyes yellowing, and 5 days later see your skin yellowing.

You'll end up in a hospital learning your liver is fucked and there's nothing they can do. You'll suffer for the next week and die painfully. Its really not worth it.

That sounds nice, thank you, but 16 Advil sounds nicer. I appreciate it though

Yeah that sounds kind of fucked. Advil or water it is

oxycodone 30 mgs. take 4 or 5 of them. snort at least 2. take a few shots as well for good measure. i’m no medfag so i’m not guaranteeing this will kill yo- erm, your friend, but it should be enough. you’ll be feeling really really nice. and when you die it’ll be from your heart slowly stopping to beat. not really painful. blissful. but suicide isn’t a recommendation can i get you to sign a waiver

k, be sure to update us when your at the hospital with liver damage instead of becoming an hero

Haha I will

Thank you

lol
They used to produce 160mg oxy tablets. That's just some euphoria followed by a nice nap.

>they used to produce
i’m sure that’s after upping doses from people given long term pain meds. i’m sure mixing alcohol and120 mgs of oxy to someone who has never used oxy before is enough to push them over the edge.

That’s good I was planing on getting drunk for the courage anyways

Why just settle for what SHOULD be enough to kill you? I've thought about it a lot myself and if I have access to this stuff I'd buy an entire bottle and down the whole thing. A failed suicide attempt isn't something I'd want hanging over my head.

True, I could just pop a whole bottle

Don't kill yourself. Improve your life. Bad periods of life come, but if you persevere, you'll be happy and strong for it. Believe it.

I appreciate that man, thanks, but it’s tough out here

If you are too afraid of the pain, then make what you can out of your situation in life

Yeah I don't believe it either, would be grim tho.

For further reference of methods check Jocko podcast no. 50. Really resonated with me but also offers some good perspectives that made it a lot easier for me, it's on the long side but I presume you're not in too much of a hurry right now.

Keep sneezing until you can't breathe anymore and just fucking die.

If you want to feel like absolute shit, kill a few bottles of tylenol, wash em down with a fifth and a jug of grapefruit juice.

Or just buy a gun and do it the old fashioned way, just don’t miss.

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all of them

I wish I had those thoughts. I live a happy life and with all my problems, death is something at the back of my head that I can’t keep out because I certainly don’t think I’d ever want it. If I could wish for eternal life, even after all the stars die and the galaxy is in complete darkness, what the fuck else am I gonna do? After I’m dead I don’t get to experience shit. Not even peace, you don’t experience nothing. It’s over. At a point in my life I was suicidal which now blows my mind (no pun intended). I’m so glad I didn’t do it, but now it’s the complete opposite. I like this so much I don’t want it to ever stop. I’m alone, I live by myself. Not rich or anything, but I get to enjoy so many little things. Art, music, good movies, shows, nature, just reading, writting. I had no idea I was going to ever exist and here I am in one hell of a trippy experience. I highly suggest if you’re already thinking of drinking some shit to off yourself, please first get an LSD dose or Shrooms. You got nothing to lose, you might end up with the same problem I do now. There’s not gonna be a difference between you and me in the end. We’ll both die and rot like any other animal, but it might just change your perspective about this experience that you and I part-take in.

Honestly I used to feel scared like you, but now I just don’t care and even want death. It just feels like it’ll be a relief

I’ll try it out, thanks

It wont be a relief. It will be an end. I used to want to kill myself. I held the gun up to my head and the only thing that stopped me was to think about how my grandmother would find my shit scattered around the floor. I didn’t do it because I felt bad for her, not because I felt scared of it. But trust me, you’re gonna go one way or the other. Why not stay a while and see if at any giver moment it gets so good not only you want to stay but you don’t want to ever leave. That moment may come, it did for me and trust me it took years to arrive. It’s a very long and slow process but it’s worth walking the road. Just give it time and if you really think of death as a relief, let it be a blessing in your life because either way you’re gonna get there. No matter what, we won’t escape that. But the life experience has so much to offer, not a single life time would be enough to experience all. Just give a chance and if you really want death, you’ll get there either way.

THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.
I've tried to kill myself by OD failed twice so far.
Worst hangovers ever if you survive.