Will the Mexican army attack us if Trump is elected?

how will the battle unfold?

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the us army will trow burggers and white pussy at us and we will all fuck you in the ass, like my comarades that are fucking white pussy there right in this moment, and you dont need to be delusional about it, becuase thats your reality.

So just enjoy your shit, we will send you more dont worry. just keep giving us your pussy , your daughters and wives as tribute.

Are you retarded?

Do you actually believe that?

In reality they will kick your ass hard like they did the last couple of wars except this time they will bomb you so hard that you wont recover for a century.

Just admit it, "Mexico is in every conceivable way objectively a much much, much worse country then USA".

They're corrupt, not suicidal.

When playing football you really should wear a helmet

It'll end about mid day when all the Mexican soldiers lie down and have a nap.

How would it unfold if a rat attacked you?

Mexico has an army? Oh no the 4'7 army is attacking! Quick stand on something tall.

Wait.
Wait wait wait wait wait.

You don't actually think Mexico could be the U.S. in a war, do you?

Illegals get put in concentration camps instead of deported, until hostilities are over. Residents of the camps will say, "Still better than living in Mexico."

Worst case Senario for USA
>beaner military cross border
>manage to cover a few hundred miles before ground forces mobilize against them supported by sophisticated air units
>American forces quickly push the Mexicans back across the border
>cuck politicians stop there and demand Mexico apologize
>under 1000 American civilian deaths
>private property damage
>maybe Mexicans get into the outskirts of a major city
Best case Senario
>American air strikes begin the night Mexico/USA declares war
>strikes take out major resource centers and power stations
>boots on the ground in Mexico City next week
>every major city in Mexico is under US control by the end of the next three months
>spend the next 3 years fighting the cartels
>the next 10 years USA rebuilds Mexican infastructure destroyed in the fighting
>increased US influence in Mexico
>Mexican life improves dramatically

Or you just bomb them to the stone age like you did Serbia.

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What? No nigga!

boy i sure hope so

Delusion is mexicos greatest export.

>engaging in groundwar with US on US soul

Prepare to be shown absolutely no mercy

*****soil

>An army of nuMales vs lazy Spics with machetes
Would be fun to see

>Mexican intellectuals

We're US uncomfortable friend. We're Butters and they're Cartman so we must be fine.

dead beaners

Nah. They are busy kicking civilians and playing a movie with narcos.

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Thats the spanish army.
They just smoke weed and drink beer when the major isn't looking.

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Thanks Mexico, I needed a good laugh today, 8/10 made me KEK.

we slip them a twenty and they agree to fuck off
its how i smuggle cheese around mexico

They have chainsaws, what could you do?

> Mexican army

Of what, landscapers?

I MUST FORCIBLY BEND OVER THE MEXICAN MEN AND RAPE THEIR REAR ENDS UNTIL THE SPIRIT LEAVES THE BODY

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The Mexican military is not equipped for offensive warfare and will not risk war with the U.S

They'd barely get a few miles into Texas

Hahaha. Yes, there's nothing white American women love than shit colored, 5 foot tall, poor, no English speaking losers. If there's one demographic here that gets the LEAST women it'd be you.

if you fuck enough pussy will you grow to be over 160cm?

This

Mexico has a border with the US. Bombing them to hell and then doing nothing to rebuild it will trigger outrage from the population. Even if a wall is built. things would probably go to shit really quickly for the US. They'd be forced to either shoot unarmed civilians or let them into the country, and any of these things would have HUGE repercussions. Rebuilding Mexico would be the best option in this situation and would help make the US seem like the good guys, while the mexican leaders who started it would end up being hated

Kek

Fucking kek

This

>my comarades that are fucking white pussy there right in this moment

I can't believe how some of you think. Really warped concepts of the world.

>forced to either shoot unarmed civilians
Like half of Texas has been praying for this for decades.

Texas has been waiting for this for years

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We will trow bags at them... BAGS WITHOUT A "ASPHYXIATION" WARNING ON THEM
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Considering that a war in Mexico would honestly probably become Vietnam 2.0 because of the cartels, we might just glass Mexico and say it was an accident.

You better use a good pair of boots m8

Is this your first time on the internet?

Don't be shilled user. Ignore him.

>listen to the small chuwawa bark in the corner

Lmao the mexican army. 300 million US population. 100 million mexican population.

Bring it spic

HAH. The day mexico beats america in a war is the day I become a narwhal.

like this

youtube.com/watch?v=D4FgT4VeEIU

how much time you have on the internet?

Holy fuck my sides
Thanks, I needed that.

Luckily they border with good ol Texas and Arizona and not some bullshit like new York. Round these parts there's a rifle behind every other blade of grass

>Mexico has an army?
Yeah
It only works to get kicked by narcos and do humanitary shit after hurricanes, but hey we have one

how to bait....

if you are an adult you should know, every man with 17 years old have to do the military service and they give you an oficial ID for use everywere, is that or get the INE they one you need to vote.
but ofcourse a kid like you would not know anything about it right? chairos they are everywere/

So chairo aprende de tu pais primero antes de andar hablando en internet pedazo de alcornoque.

you git gut it now kid?

i have google on my sides fucking kek

In the end trump will trudeau and legalize drugs after a coke deal in mexico

how many nukes do you guys have?

Yeah, this is actually a great bait.

First bait, best bait.

1. filename should be "proud.png"
2. You would be surprised on what beans say... real cringefest

look what i got honney

Lol. Team America would steamroll mexifags in a matter of days.

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The Tlatelolco Treaty (that the U.S. signed too btw) does not allow for nuclear weapons

just one aiming to your house rightnow

mexico have no experience in real war, only war on narco but its not a constant fight like your effords us

if usa is doing well mexico will do fine too.

day 1
>mexican army assembles at the boarder and invades
day 2
>america mows down the mexican army in texas and nevada
day 3
>californias liberals give the mexican army weapons and american drivers licenses
day 5
>the US government declares war on california on the grounds that it has attempted to aid a enemy nation and is acting autonomously in flagrant disregard for the federal government and its laws
day 6
>america uses the cdc to spread ebola, yellow fever, small pox, typhoid and diptheria in mexico and california after shutting down all air port travel to and from mexico and california
day 50
mexico is uninhabited mostly as is california. the remaining survivers are forced to cannibalize others

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What does that have to do? Eitherway, you know not everyone is a voluntary, right?
There are people with dedicated lifes to the military, and service guys don't go to fight narcos.
Also not every man needs to do the service, only if you are unlucky enough to not get the right color ball in the lottery.

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Oh my fucking sides, getting baited again.

>how will the battle unfold
Murder boners pop in places like AZ and TX and the US military doesn't even get to engage there because the civilian population removed taco pretty hard.

CA gets the Marines to do it.

>he thinks he got this point through his own power
>not the negligence of the us leaders
shit man

>mexican
>army

Mexico's army should stay and do what they do best; Natural disaster intervention and being not white
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_response_to_Hurricane_Katrina

Mexico won't go to war against a country just because they elected a president
That's not how it works

Two drunk Texans will stop the entire "army" at the border.

>Mexican army

>implying mexico has an army

But they could not the first time tho

On another note, I just saw, for the first time in my life a soldier with a FX-05 (Mexican G-36 look alike), it was cool tho

NECESITAMOS CONSTRUIR UNA PARED

It would be like Bruce Lee fighting a crippled 3rd grader

Mexico has an army? I seriously thought the leafs were better off than Mexico army wise...

why we would attack? doesnt make sense, if you want a wall build it we are not against that, but if donald declared us war we have backup for other countrys

and it would be pointless to start a war

It's those Mexican intellectuals

>they start building little mexican towns in their concentration camps

Mexican army will smuggle themselves across the border as if they were cartel drugs. They will disembark on US soil and begin their attack only to be promptly annihilated by 80 million gun owners, the US Army, Air Force, Marines, Navy, National Guard, millions of heavily armed police, etc etc etc

That's if the military actually let them cross the border in the first place.